Martha Stewart's driver got pinched by the cops on Tuesday for mysterious reasons. Martha wasn't thrilled.
After Stewart left her Bedford home early to make an appearance on "The View," she noticed on the ride into town that her car was being followed by a police cruiser. When her car stopped at the "View" studios on the Upper West Side, it was surrounded by officers, who promptly arrested her driver. A visibly upset Stewart went up to her dressing room and, according to a source, "started shouting loudly to an assistant over the phone." The domestic diva yelled, "How could you do this to me? Don't you do background checks on people? He was Egyptian! What do I pay you people for?"Police have still not explained why he was arrested. Damn. Why she gotta hate on Egyptians? My sheets are made of Egyptian cotton and they're so soft. It's not their fault you were apparently letting Al Qaeda chauffeur your ass around!
(WENN)
stolidog says:
It would be kinda funny (i know, i know, in a very sick way) if al queda infiltrated the ranks of celebrity drivers, kidnapped the celebrities and threatened to do some damage.
I DON'T MEAN IT SERIOUSLY (so relax) but couldn't you just imagine videos of Paula, Paris, Nicole, the Twins, Lohan, Misha, etc...all blindfolded and having to articulate a message about getting the troups out of Iraq?