Joe Francis has sent a dramatic missive to TMZ complaining that celebrities like him and Paris Hilton have it rough when they get busted because they're "high profile". Seriously? This douche made a living off of getting underage girls to flash their titters at him. Sympathy for him is nil. How has he not gotten shanked yet? Don't do the crime if you can't do the time!
Francis whines:
My heart goes out to Paris, not only because I consider her a friend, but because I have experienced first hand that incarceration is not set up for high-profile people. In my experience to date, when jail personnel are told to give no special treatment to an individual because of who they are, it normally results in them getting far worse treatment. I must however tell you that this has not been my experience at the Washoe County Detention Center, where my treatment has been fair and where the staff is very considerate. However, the stark reality that I've encountered in the five previous facilities I've been in is that celebrities are segregated from other inmates, and it can be quite a lonely existence with no human contact.So maybe you shouldn't be approaching high school sophmores with a video camera and a hard-on! Then you could have avoided the loneliness! Befriend a rat or something!
rootabega says:
these (#$&%@ people are unbelievable. you. are. in. jail. it's not high school. it's not supposed to be social and fun. it's jail. you are there to be punished. "incarceration is not set up for high-profile people"???? my god they are just removed from all reality. maybe the fact that you have been in FIVE previous facilities should give you a hint that you should STOP COMMITTING CRIMES because you arent above the law! jesus christ
Michelle says:
Since Joe doesn't want to be segregated because of his celebrity status, then put him in with the general population. I'm sure those guys will love to have a new play toy.
Ruby Jackson says:
"Befriend a rat or something!"
...OMG, that is perfect! I love you J. Harvey.
Rootabega... you are so spot on!
and Michelle... good idea!
g says:
You know, He's right. If he'd only been born a poor, black man, he'd be given a better deal.
Poor Joe.
Kare Bear says:
rootabega said:
these (#$&%@ people are unbelievable... in jail.... it's not supposed to be social and fun. it's jail. you are there to be punished...maybe the fact that you have been in FIVE previous facilities should give you a hint that you should STOP COMMITTING CRIMES because you arent above the law! jesus christ
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My sentiments exactly!!!
rdiggity1 says:
He's no celebrity