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June 14, 2007 4:53 PM

Elton John:

Rude, vile, pig!!!

That swing is really going to have to be disinfected. Who are these yahoos?

June 14, 2007 4:57 PM

NOWWW why is there no story w/ this??

Looks like Pete's anal stimulator got lodged in Jordan's coochie and caused a nasty infection. That swelling's gotta hurt!

gross.

June 14, 2007 6:15 PM

Jordan looks like a pregnant drag queen. Poor Pete, he is just so fucked up.

June 14, 2007 6:23 PM

looks like peter andre still has a touch of the menengitis, huh?

June 14, 2007 6:27 PM

Look! She's got a preggie wedgie.

Agh! She's a giant succubus thingie! Help!!

June 15, 2007 1:26 AM

Oh, gross. If it was anyone else's head photoshopped on that body, it'd be a beautiful portrait of a mother and child. With her head (and that creepy guy), it's like she's saying, "Don't let the belly fool you - $20 an hour, and I'm all yours."

There is no intelligent caption for these photos. It's just....gross.

June 15, 2007 3:27 AM

"Yo!! Like what happened to my ass like?"

Jordan is holding onto her breasts because she's lactating saline.

For some reason Jordan refuses to return any of Jenny Craig's phone calls.

Is it me, or do those two pictures give off a creepy "we're still swingers" vibe?

The puddles underneath Jordan's swing would indicate that it had recently rained or her water suddenly broke during the shoot.

Jordan is holding onto her breasts because she's lactating saline.

For some reason Jordan refuses to return any of Jenny Craig's phone calls.

Is it me, or do those two pictures give off a creepy "we're still swingers" vibe?

The puddles underneath Jordan's swing would indicate that it had recently rained or her water suddenly broke during the shoot.

June 15, 2007 7:25 AM

LOOKS LIKE DIVINE THE DRAG QUEEN FROM THE MOVIE HAIRSPRAY AFTER A DIET.

June 15, 2007 9:55 AM

It looks really scare!

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