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James Brown is so damn virile, he's having children from the grave. Zombie love-babies. Sigh, I wish. I was just making this more sensational than the truth because...that's what I do. Yet another woman has come forward to claim that the Godfather of Soul is actually her father...of soul? LaRhonda Pettit claims that she has proof of Brown's parentage in her possession, DNA test results.

"I look like my daddy, I walk like my daddy, I talk like my daddy. I even have bow legs just like my daddy. That's because I'm James Brown's eldest daughter. I'm just heartbroken he isn't alive to hear me tell him."
OMG, bow legs? Is he also Christina Aguilera's daddy?






2 Comments

June 22, 2007 9:31 AM

Oooh, she's eloqent like her daddy. But are you heartbroken, LaRhonda, or just eager to get your hands on eldest child money?

July 7, 2007 1:34 AM

Having known LaRhonda (Peaches) for a number of years while growing up in Houston,Texas, I wish all of those non-believers could see a pic of her next to her dad. She deserves her just rewards for all of the time that he denied her. Just because he was a celebrity, doesn't mean that he gets a free pass to avoid taking care of his offsprings. She is looking for a way to help others in the same situation that she was in. I don't know of a more deserving or caring person. As "BUGG" would say, "From the top to the bottom", she's one kid he should not have denied.

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