Oh Angie, Say It Isn't So...

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Angelina Jolie 062207This one should make the Angie haters go ballastic. Ted Casablanca over at E! has a blind item up today that alleges that someone who's description sounds exactlly like Angelina Jolie's is on the needle. I'm gonna run it, and you can make up your own minds. Can the comment boards hit 100? I feel that you all have it in you. Go forth!

Some people love Fake-à-la Ferocity...the rest live to hate her. This do-it-all diva, known to dabble in everything from fab sex to fabber shoes, has her hand in purty much everything these days. Endorsements. Charitable endeavors. Entertainment projects. You name it. And all the wowin' while, Fake-à-la manages to look super-duper delish in the process.
Well, she used to, at least.

Lately, F2's once enviable bod has changed for the worse. And her hunky man isn't the only person concerned about the once divinely gifted babe. Nope, now a very few inside Industry types are also concerned 'bout our gal Fakey.

See, F.F. has enjoyed a fairly good reputation in the media and rags...until recently. She's known for being accessible, candid and honest. How very friggin' heretical here in lip-cemented T-town! Apparently, Ms. Ef's hiding one helluva secret. And I'm the bitch to fill ya in on what, exactly, it is that has those select few Hollywood movers 'n' shakers so shaking in their Prada wear, regarding Fakey. She's got what's known as...a heroin habit.


The excessively long blind items continues after the jump.

Well, she's hardly the first dame in this drug-infested enclave to fall down that slippery alley, right? It's just, uh, so damn rich to find this out, knowing how utterly benevolent our do-goodin' broad happens to be as of late.

Gosh, wonder how long before everyone finds out what's really behind Fake-à-la's rapidly withering figure? It'll be "Paris who?" should that happen, trust.


Whoa. The Most Beautiful Woman In The World? Could it be? All those kids would make me shoot up, too.




131 Comments

June 22, 2007 4:45 PM

When exactly was Angelina "accessible" ?!?!?!

June 22, 2007 4:49 PM


Nope, it aint AJ

June 22, 2007 4:50 PM

If this is true, all of you people who said nasty things to me because I said she needs very serious mental health help, can apologize to me now.

I'm waiting ;)

June 22, 2007 4:52 PM

Yeah right the media always LOVED and cherished Angie.

June 22, 2007 4:53 PM

This has Kelly Rippa written all over it..

sure sounds like her to me but he doesn't usually make it so easy (unless he has a ulterior motive) and she can be sue happy. i've heard the same other places or hinted at anyway...

June 22, 2007 4:55 PM

T: you hold your breath till that happens. All the clues lead to someone else other than Angie.

June 22, 2007 4:55 PM

This story is rubbish. I believe her when she said she lost a lot of weight through grieving for her mother. And of course breastfeeding Brad would have taken its toll too.

June 22, 2007 4:55 PM

And when did Angie have "a fairly good reputation in the media and rags...until now"? If anything, she is just now *starting* to gain a decent rep.

This sounds completely ridiculous, and I wouldn't waste my time believing it.

This sounds completely ridiculous, and I wouldn't waste my time believing it.

June 22, 2007 4:57 PM

or demi moore...

Oh boy this one has caused a stir all over the blogs. General consensus is that it is indeed Ms. Jolie. (one of and the ain'ts was Kelly Ripa) Other popular guesses are Pamela Anderson and Jenna Jameson with one Jennifer Aniston for good measure.

i heard it was ashley judd

June 22, 2007 4:59 PM

Fake-à-la Ferocity? WTF?

June 22, 2007 5:00 PM

I was thinking Madonna. Was anyone else?

June 22, 2007 5:02 PM

or jenna j's a natural guess...but when has she been philanthropic? i don't know about her enough to know if she's charitably-oriented... so is she?

June 22, 2007 5:02 PM

The "And it Ain't"s for the Blind Vice are Jessica Biel, Kelly Ripa and Keira Knightley.

They usually mean something in determining who it is.

So it's definitely not Kelly Ripa.

June 22, 2007 5:05 PM

This is a load of crap. There is no way it is AJ ~ and she will have a field day with this one, taking apart the people who started this nasty rumor.

June 22, 2007 5:05 PM

Jennifer Aniston, Demi Moore still have enviable bodies, so not them.

Pamela Anderson doesn't have a "hunky man"

And Kelly Rippa ain't "devinely gifted"

Sorry folks

it is ashley judd. she does pediatric AIDS charity.

June 22, 2007 5:05 PM

Sarah Jessica Parker... fab sex, (sex n the city) fab shoes... endorsments (gap etc)

I think it's SJP. the same charitable blah blah comments apply. and ted's wierd, so he thinks broderick is hunky, for some reason.

June 22, 2007 5:07 PM

Although I admire her good intentions, she is so obviously troubled, needy and egocentric. Makes me want to heave.

June 22, 2007 5:07 PM

Angelina needs to sue for libel. This has gotten WAY too RIDICULOUS.

June 22, 2007 5:08 PM

Angelina needs to sue for libel. This has gotten WAY too RIDICULOUS.

It says the person is a charitable do-gooder "of late" and Angelina has always been a charitable do-gooder. Endorsements ? Besides John ... whatever clothing what other endorsements does Angelina do ? I can think of a few other names but they don't fit the profile nor do they have "rapidly withering figures"s. NOT Angelina.

June 22, 2007 5:09 PM

I was thinking Madonna also...

Sorry - forgot about SJP - has her body really changed recently though? Same with Madonna's - they've stayed fairly consistent in body shape.

June 22, 2007 5:10 PM

Angelina needs to sue for libel. This has gotten WAY too RIDICULOUS.

June 22, 2007 5:10 PM

really now - heroin addicts probably can't juggle a career, 4 kiddies, ongoing charity work & a husband. she'd be noddin' off mid-sentence & have that heroin-head nod if she was REALLY on it like that.

June 22, 2007 5:12 PM

wasn't there some rumor/blind item about AJ and marilyn manson shooting heroin together that cropped up last fall or winter? that would seem to lend some creedence to this.

June 22, 2007 5:13 PM

wasn't there some rumor/blind item about AJ and marilyn manson shooting heroin together that cropped up last fall or winter? that would seem to lend some creedence to this.

June 22, 2007 5:14 PM

SJP's husband is Matthew Broderick who is NOT a hunk. Okay let's look at the clues here:

Okay Angelina USED to talk about her wild sex days but hasn't been for YEARS now. Also when did you see her and fab shoes mentioned together?

This one especially makes me laugh out loud! Yeah, Angie enjoyed a good reputation!

Candid and honest yes accessible NOOOOOOOOO!

Ted disgusts me, he always did. But with this one trying to make it sound like Angie so he can get more hits is too low even for that scum bag.

Wow, all smug aren't we? No way this is Angie. All the reasons mentioned but also I can't see Brad Pitt standing for that for one second, especially where the kids are concerned. He'd have those kids on a plane back to Jen Whine-a-ston in two seconds if that were the case. Besides, Angie isn't the only charitable celeb out there.

But I have to say, why the hatin'? Why would anyone smile at knowing someone who does a lot of good has an addiction? Is that what all this gossip rag stuff is about, finding dirt on people and being HAPPY that others have problems? Sometimes I wonder... I love reading this site because it makes me laugh, but a lot of rumors out there make me a little bit sad for the human race. People want to take joy in other people's tragedies. Hell yeah, I'll laugh at Paris' stupidity or someone's hideous fashion choice. But why is Ted so damn smug and jolly over this fact? Makes me sick.

June 22, 2007 5:17 PM

I agree sassy, Angelina should sue. This has been out of hand for a long time. Why some people get pleasure out of slinging mud, false at that, is beyond me. I hope she does sue.

June 22, 2007 5:19 PM

It's Pamela Anderson. Ted C has a reputation for really confusing his readers with his blind item.

Lainey already clarified this a long time ago. Ted C posted a very similar blind item back then, and Lainey set it straight.

But making it sound like it's pointing to Angelina makes all the readers' toes curl.

It is someone with a fair amount of kids....so those who said women without children or only with one, wouldn't be right.

It is someone with a fair amount of kids....so those who said women without children or only with one, wouldn't be right. Also he alludes to a menage.....wasn't there a scandal or rumor lately about Karolina Korkova having a threesome with Brad and Angelina?????

June 22, 2007 5:22 PM

I can't see it being Pam Anderson either though - the woman has Hepatitis C already, I think for the sake of her kids she wouldn't risk her life like that...I would hope...

June 22, 2007 5:23 PM

People don't "live to hate" SJP or Ashley Judd -

jenna and pamela don't have a man right now. pamela looks the same too.

SJP husband isn't a hunk.

Try Ashley Judd, y'all. She does charity, her husband is hot and she has always had a good rep in the media

AND If this Ted retard is trying to make it "obvious" why doesn't he just name the person. Loser.

June 22, 2007 5:26 PM

Oh PLEASE, why are people so full of LIES? People hate to see someone do too many good things. It starts to make them look at themselves and feel worthless. Angelina may have been flaky back in the day, BUT people DO CHANGE. Why people refuse to give her credit for being a wonderful mother, humanitarian, and wonderful woman is just crazy. I guess people just always want to hate the beautiful people. People DO grow up and mature. I'm sure everyone on this site has done some things, looking back, they wish they hadn't. Hopefully before we became parents, or WHEN we bacame parents, we grew up. I'm sure there are still some parents out there still full of BS, but Angelina isn't one of them. Please sing a new song. This one is SO played out.

June 22, 2007 5:27 PM

Oh PLEASE, why are people so full of LIES? People hate to see someone do too many good things. It starts to make them look at themselves and feel worthless. Angelina may have been flaky back in the day, BUT people DO CHANGE. Why people refuse to give her credit for being a wonderful mother, humanitarian, and wonderful woman is just crazy. I guess people just always want to hate the beautiful people. People DO grow up and mature. I'm sure everyone on this site has done some things, looking back, they wish they hadn't. Hopefully before we became parents, or WHEN we bacame parents, we grew up. I'm sure there are still some parents out there still full of BS, but Angelina isn't one of them. Please sing a new song. This one is SO played out.

June 22, 2007 5:33 PM

Why does this seem so far fetched to so many of you? She has admitted to heroin use before and she has a history of Borderline behaviors.

I'm not saying it's her, but would it really surprise you?

It is totally Madonna. I don't know about withering figure, but she sure used to have an enviable bod, is "divinely" gifted (Madonna - Catholic's Mary the Madonna), sex (obviously), shoes (I don't know), has been pretty benevolent recently with the whole baby adoption and charity endeavours, plus she's also handling entertainment projects (new album with JT, directorial debut, other shit), she's a "do-it-all" (acting, singing, hanging out etc).

I'm just surprised, because I figured she'd be far too controlling to have any kind of drug habit. She hasn't been looking buffed recently too.

June 22, 2007 5:42 PM

T-bone, the operative word in your statement is "past."

Angelina's work as UNHCR Goodwill Amabassador requires her to be screened for drugs periodically. So, if she had it in her system, she wouldn't be holding her position any longer.

June 22, 2007 5:42 PM

T-bone? yes she did admit to all of those things. The thing you people forget about Angelina is that she is still SO young! She is only 32 years old and those OLD days were when she was crazy were when she was 22-23. Since then she changed, she matured, her head is at the right place.

That's why it would not only suprise me but it would SHOCK me. When she speaks she is always so coherent and well spoken, a herroin addict is not.

But you know the live to hate people, that's you and it's quite sad.

June 22, 2007 5:44 PM

T-bone, the operative word in your statement is "past."

Angelina's work as UNHCR Goodwill Amabassador requires her to be screened for drugs periodically. So, if she had it in her system, she wouldn't be holding her position any longer.

But Ted C. is a gossip columnist. Anything goes in his kind of job, fabricated or not. And reeling in people is a part of his job. Making it sound like the woman who's garnering the most media attention now means people will pay more attention to his other columns. It definitely makes for a good and confusing read.

Unless AJ can stay off the drugs long enough to pass drug tests, it's not her. You can't adopt from a lot of agencies without passing a hair test. I know she has a lot of money and connections, but I can't see them overlooking that in order to give her a kid. Besides, Angie lost weight because she was grieving the loss of her mother.
Come on guys. How low are we really going to go with the Angelina stuff? Leave the poor woman alone!

http://www.un.org.ua/files/guidelines_gwa.pdf

I couldn't find anything that stated mandatory drug testing.

June 22, 2007 5:56 PM

The only thing making me think it's not her is that Brad Pitt would be gone by now

S_M_G - just because someone calls a spade a spade and isn't submerged in delusion about a F-ing celebrity, doesn't mean they're full of "hate". I think everyone on here says sh*t about someone, from Paris Hilton to Tom Cruise, and I doubt it's based on hatred.

what about rachel ray or beyonce?

where does it state anything about children?

June 22, 2007 5:59 PM

Ted has previously had a blind item about her ("Gloria Good-Hag") failing a drug test on her new movie, which was thought to be The Good Shepherd...

I'm inclined to think it's too obvious to be AJ, personally, but I wouldn't be surprise if it turned out to be.

June 22, 2007 6:00 PM

Jen, I admit I don't know much. But since we are making light arguments over Ted C's blog/comment, then, I'll just back it up from a column by Lainey. Here is what she had said (http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx?ID=5626):

In recent years however, since Maddox, since ditching BBT, since becoming involved with the United Nations, Angelina Jolie has said that she's become a new person - the kind of person who no longer hurts herself, Earth Mother and Mother Theresa, saving the world one adoption at a time, criticising Madonna, pissing off the MiniVan Majority, playing perfect wife to Brad Pitt, shunning Hollywood and the luxe life.

According to the anti-Angelina movement however, the façade is starting to crack. According to some, Angelina is too f&cked up to be this mentally stable and too strong willed to be tied down and she buys babies and she hates The Chosen One and is going to ruin her baby's life and now...courtesy of Page Six, she's shooting up.

Because heroin is apparently so benign one can use it casually without fear of addiction. Because she supposedly used to be an addict and she fell off the wagon and when you fall off the wagon after a serious addiction, it is actually possible to have the self control to avoid the feast or famine syndrome, only using occasionally without affecting your work life and family life and self destructing all over again. Because that's how addiction works? Because that's how harmless heroin can be?

Okay. Sure. Why not?

But take this for what it's worth - even though she's absolutely freaky and manipulative and calculating and bitchy, even though she's all those things, I absolutely agree - according to my sources, Angelina Jolie is not using heroin.

Angelina Jolie is a Goodwill Ambassador for the UN. Representatives of the UN are expected to go through medical procedures like immunisation and drug testing before and after missions on a regular basis. As you know, a Goodwill Ambassador is responsible for drawing attention to important issues advocated by the UN, Angelina's star has certainly helped the organisation in the few years she's been involved. And of course the UN is happy with the relationship, so long as her celebrity and her actions do not jeopardise the message and the work.

Which is why she, like all employees and representatives of the UN, is tested and tested often. Which is why I hear she has never been observed to be engaging in behaviour that would compromise the organisation. Which is why she hasn't yet been fired. Which is why there hasn't been a carefully worded statement announcing her intention to step back from her duties because she needs more time to care for her children.

If that were to happen, perhaps the suspicions might be founded.

Right now however I'm told she passes each drug test with flying colours. But then again, you are welcome to draw your own conclusions about cleverly avoiding detection. Conspiracy, coincidence, conspiracy, coincidence.

As for her body and her behaviour at the Golden Globes: does she exhibit signs of a junkie? Is she bored with Brad? Was she fidgety? Did she hate being there? Is she a smug ass ***** who can't be bothered to speak to people?

I spoke with the always delightful Nelson Branco who had the privilege of being inside the ballroom that night, seated behind Kyra Sedgwick. Nelson is a writer for TV Guide and In Touch, a 'Mo of course, and therefore as catty as they come and deliciously so, with the trademark gay man's eye for detail and observation and a nose for the dirtiest smut ever, especially the kind barely noticeable to some, but absolutely 100% obvious to a Queen.

According to Nelson, the Pitts were lovely, Angelina did not leave the table once, she is extremely calm, she was engaged and chatty with her tablemates, she and Brad sipped water all night, they sat close together, and she is thin but not disgustingly so.

Nelson also said that Matthew Perry was nuzzling the neck and kissing the shoulder of his co-star Sarah Paulson who has had a longterm lesbian relationship with Cherry Jones for years...weird, non? Sorry, I digress. But I'm kind of bored now. Editorial over.

June 22, 2007 6:00 PM

I agree Jen, while someone might have to do drug-testing for adoptions, it doesn't mean they're being tested continuously. And I'm pretty sure Goodwill Ambass. aren't perpetually drug-screened either, but whatever you want to believe...

I dont think its Angie..im giong to say Jenna Jamison

June 22, 2007 6:02 PM

Playing devil's advocate, it's not THAT hard to get around drug tests. I know plenty of 20 year olds who do it on a fairly regular basis, so someone with the resources of a movie star shouldn't have a problem passing them either.

June 22, 2007 6:03 PM

T-bone: you think you are calling a spade a spade or whatever but you are ALWAYS on Angie's case and post almost nothing in other items. I think you should come to terms with your obsession :-)

June 22, 2007 6:04 PM

LAINEY??

WHO THE F CARES????

June 22, 2007 6:06 PM

"divinely" talented is bette midler. or what about dolly parton? or janeane garafalo? man o man, i love items that generate the kind of commentary displayed here~ woot!

That is beyond funny. Hollywood makes me laugh after a long week at work. Thank God it's Friday!

June 22, 2007 6:08 PM

Charlize Theron. Fits the bill and has been coming off a little wacky when she does appear in public lately. Where is Stuart Townsend by the way, he wa a no show at that party she was seen dancing around in circles at a couple of weeks ago. Designers love her and her Grace Kelly chic.

June 22, 2007 6:09 PM

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Whoa. So unnecessary. I'm just trying to contribute here, not looking for a fight. Dude, calm down.

June 22, 2007 6:13 PM

You've got to love the media. Sensationalism always gets people's attention.

June 22, 2007 6:18 PM

I'm not sure if this story is true of anyone, but If I had to play the game and guess, I would say Posh Beckman, dont know how much charity she does, but her husband is a hunk

June 22, 2007 6:18 PM

I'm not sure if this story is true of anyone, but If I had to play the game and guess, I would say Posh Beckman, dont know how much charity she does, but her husband is a hunk

June 22, 2007 6:18 PM

I'm not sure if this story is true of anyone, but If I had to play the game and guess, I would say Posh Beckman, dont know how much charity she does, but her husband is a hunk

June 22, 2007 6:18 PM

I'm not sure if this story is true of anyone, but If I had to play the game and guess, I would say Posh Beckman, dont know how much charity she does, but her husband is a hunk

June 22, 2007 6:42 PM

What about Fergie?
-She has a great bod, but lately has seemed too skinny
- She's got a deal with a shoe company
- She's got a hot boyfriend
- She just did some charity shows
- She's always been pretty open and honest about her past.
- She's not really looked at as a "party girl" in the media
-People tend to either love her or hate her
- F.F. could = Fergie Ferg, and "fakey" could = Fergie

Plus, she has a history of drug abuse. Sure, it could be Angelina, but there are several others to choose from.

June 22, 2007 7:03 PM

Did someone post something that suggested Heroin is benign and can be used casually? What a crock! Heroin is one of the most dangerous habit forming drugs a person can take. Perhaps I read that column wrong, but if I didn't that is beyond irresponsible. Furthermore, I understand that some of you are arguing that it can be her because she has changed. Unfortunately drug addicts have high relapse rates whether it's been 1 month or 10 years. once an addict, always an addict. But ido love reading what some of the Brangeloonies have to say about this. Like she should sue! Come on people, she would have to prove that this was her in order to sue, and somthing tells me she doesn't want to open that can of worms. I don't know if it's her or not, but if it is, I am glad she has an army of nannies and other helpers to take care of her kids while she's high.

June 22, 2007 7:08 PM

I am going to state that I do not believe this is about Angelina Jolie. Heroin addiction is no joke and not an easy thing to hide. I witnessed a cousin of mine who used heroin and the things I noticed were: sunken eyes, he was cold all the time ( wearing sweaters when it was hot), eating a tremendous amount of sugar and he was very very thin. People who are addicted to heroin fall in love with the drug and make the next fix the most important thing in their lives.

Jolie may have her share problems but heroin is not one of them. Face it we have a window into her life...we see her almost daily...working...with her kids..giving interviews...she is not the person in this blind vice.

Whoever it is I feel sorry for her and her family and I hope she gets some help quickly.

June 22, 2007 7:53 PM

You guys are all getting WAYYYYY too into this.
1) Angelina can not sue for libel, it never says it's her, and it obviously doesn't make it so you have to assume its her since so many people on here alone are guessing numerous other stars.
2) I don't think its Jenna Jameson... it says she has a good reputation and uh, she's a porn star.

I think its Paula Abdul. Its no way Angie. Your metabolism changes completely after you have a baby. Once Angie's reps hear word of this rumor, they are going to rip to shreds the person(s) who started this rumor.

June 22, 2007 8:42 PM

it's true. marilyn manson drew a painting of her shooting up. apparently they're friends and would do drugs together

June 22, 2007 9:06 PM

I have no sympathy for you loons. You have had plenty of time to deal with this since it hit the NY Post several months ago.

I say it's Fergie. Angelina doesn't behave nor look like a heroin addict, there's no time or energy in her life for that, seriously.

June 22, 2007 9:18 PM

Gotta say if I were Angie and my name was being alleged as the subject of Ted's malicious blind item, I would sue for defamation of character. Enough is enough already. There are several hints that don't even pertain to AJ. She's not into "shoes", she's not "devinely gifted" which, BTW, pretty much appears to be suggesting big boobs, she's not into "fab sex" (try Jenna Jameson for that one as well as the boobs); she's not into "entertainment projects" (again try Jenna Jameson and I also understand Jameson is big on shoes). As far as being charitable, that could apply to numerous actors. It's one thing for Ted to hate an actress but it's another for him to actually print BS such as he did on the eve of AJ's premiere, knowing that many stupid people will not take the time to analyze the clues and hates her enough to point the finger directly at her. Ted has been on her case for a long time and it's about time he moved on as have JA and BP.

June 22, 2007 9:24 PM

Margaret, you are the loon for believing anything printed in a NYPost gossip column.

nope - it just ain't so

June 22, 2007 10:32 PM

Doesn't sound like Angelina to me, and recently I've read quite a few interviews she's given and articles about her.

June 22, 2007 10:41 PM

Oh, forgot to mention...in one of those interviews Angie mentions that she finished breastfeeding recently. So this "habit" would be fairly new, quite a short time for something to get so big. And with all the interviews and press for "Heart", I'm thinking a drug habit would be difficult to hide.

June 22, 2007 11:48 PM

ted casablanca is just a faggot whose got his nuts in a twist cause Angie refused any interviews with him. Myae due to the fact he said that her relationship with Brad was fake and she would dump him before Shiloh was born. Nastiness like that should be rewarded with his comeuppance.. Ted sorry babe but you stuck your foot in your mouth. If he even implies its angie I hope he gets his stank ass sued. Enough is enough.

But I know there are so many actresses that fit that discription. I heard a radio talk show host recently describe a famous afro.american actress having a heroin habit and keeping it hidden. Saying this woman looks like a PTA mom. This was this week.

June 22, 2007 11:50 PM

Here's the deal... none of us actually see her or know her personally, or interact with her on a regular basis. So we have no way of knowing what her true personality/state of mind is like. Heroin is a tricky thing, and there are many MANY addicts (I have known and dated a few, unforch) who use to maintain a normal attitude and personality and to avoid withdrawl symptoms.

just because we haven't seen her walking around stoned with tracks up and down her arm courtney-style doesn't mean she doesn't self-medicate with some good old fashioned arm (or foot or toe or wherever you can stick it) candy.

She likely uses in private, and to keep herself from getting "sick" (as addicts often say) and having withdrawls.

this is so horribly unfortunate and i feel bad even commenting on the BI. Its like an.... excuse the bad pun... addiction.

June 23, 2007 1:20 AM

ANGELINA JOLIE!

If it is Angelina, we'll be able to know if she is shooting up, Her sleeveless clothes, signing autographs and picture taking don't show anything on her arms during these busy days of her red carpet premier attendants.
Putting a blind item that implies Ange is very controversial. Anything Angelina help anyone to make money and be talked about among the stalkazzi, gossip columnists and blog site.
Love the power that is Jolie.

June 23, 2007 3:40 AM

Drew Berrymore????

June 23, 2007 7:36 AM

This is about pam anderson.....she was a crackhead then was using chrystalmeth and now she's chasing the dragon...............thanks tommy lee!!!!!

Anyone consider Cameron Diaz? I know that sounds ridiculous, but the "And It Aint's" make me think her ... the Jessica Beil / JT link; Kelly Ripa - well, she's with Kelly Slater a lot, and Kiera Knightly ... umm, she just made The Holiday in England and is there for the Shrek tour? (I know, that's a STRETCH). But, also she made that move In Her Shoes - so the shoe comment works. But, her body rocks, so, that doesn't fit ... just a thought ...

C'mon y'all!!! You're almost to 100 posts!
YOU CAN DO IT!!!
AJ could be shooting between her toes...that's one way to keep it undetected. And under the tounge is another way.

June 23, 2007 11:16 AM

For the last time, this is a BLIND item, stop saying AJ (or anyone else) should sue!

June 23, 2007 12:28 PM

I really doubt she's using heroin. While you can shoot up under your eyes, and she has lost dramatic amounts of weight, she seems to have focused her obvious borderline personality onto something else. I have Borderline personality disorder, and it seems like she's finally getting the stability that she's needing.

it wouldn't surprise me though if in like a year or two she just dumps this new "personality" (little miss do gooder) and tottally self destructs.

i just doubt, with so much on the line and the unbelieveable media focus on her she could even cop drugs. i mean everyone that works for her is followed, she's followed every where she goes, really dont think she could even get it.heroin is not something thatyou can call your friend's brother for. It's na little harder to get, plaus you have to know local slang and local custom (yes i speak from experiance, i used to be an addict).

also you dont have to inject heroin, it can be smoked or snorted

First of all it IS aj she was good in the tabs as in no shit talking,..until recently...she used to be candid and give interviews about lesbian and knife play now she recently had that doc signed about not asking personal questions...she used to do a lot of heroin and has confessed that and Brad WOULD stay with her because early this year he said that he didn't see a problem with people doing drugs as long as they were not hurting anyone ore corrupting a minor....um...seems to me like she could have put those words in his mouth.

June 23, 2007 1:03 PM

95....

June 23, 2007 1:42 PM

it wouldnt surprise me... sadly

Could be AJ. Let's see.

Endorsements: St. Johns, not sure of any international endorsements, but, most celebs do have international contracts, i.e., Japan, Europe.

Charitables: U.N., Darfur, Adopting children.

Entertainment Projects: Upcoming movies, I heard she was set to produce something.

It could be a number of people, I thought of Drew Barrymore, but, no publicized man in her life. I thought of Aniston, but, she still looks the same. I can't think of who it is. Could be Jolie. The life she lives is damn near impossible for anyone to keep up. It's too much, too fairytaleish.

i think it's Fergie. She used to dabble in drugs probably still does. she looks like a meth head too. her bf is josh duhamel and he quite the hunk if u ask me. as far as publicity goes..she really isn't in the rags too much she jus looks really ruff n the face and she does look pretty skinny but that's jus my opinion she could be perfectly fine but i doubt it. once a user always a user.

June 23, 2007 3:51 PM

Oh, how painful.
you ask for a hundred, and all you get is 99.
That's some edging.

June 23, 2007 5:00 PM

OK, I'll make the 100th. Happy???
Still, it could be AJ, you know. But I'm not going to be happy if it's really true.

June 23, 2007 5:41 PM

This is not a blind item. Everyone knows that this is Angelina. My biggest question is, who is really the person behind all this info being put out about her. Can Brad be playing the great dad, because he want her to believe that he is on her side when he really is not. It is karma, she just could not shut up. Therefore, the more she talked the more people wanted to get something on her. They have put her on blast about her charity donations, or lack there of, the drugs, everything she do is put on blast and it could not have happened to a more deserving person.

June 23, 2007 5:41 PM

This is not a blind item. Everyone knows that this is Angelina. My biggest question is, who is really the person behind all this info being put out about her. Can Brad be playing the great dad, because he want her to believe that he is on her side when he really is not. It is karma, she just could not shut up. Therefore, the more she talked the more people wanted to get something on her. They have put her on blast about her charity donations, or lack there of, the drugs, everything she do is put on blast and it could not have happened to a more deserving person.

June 23, 2007 5:53 PM

I will be happy to be the 100th poster. Tally, I'm going with you. You have the best written, most interesting post, and I like it. (Who knew the girl on 60 was gay??) Anyway, I believed it was AJ till I read Tally, and now I'm not sure. If it's not true, then why was Eonline forced to remove it, and put a dummy piece in it's place in the archives? And why was Dlisted forced to remove it from it's website? The only reason ASL still has it, is because it apparently is not on their radar. Why I don't know because ASL is one of my top 5 blogs. And I have a question for Tally, if it isn't AJ, WHO IS IT?

June 23, 2007 6:29 PM

Grow up kids, she's been needle beating for years. And Pitt has'nt missed a 420 since high school.

Village, I just went to Eonline and the item is still there with 55 comments as of now.

And J, a blind item is a blind item. NOT something you post with a name associated with it. You named Angie flat out. She can't sue Ted but she probably has a case here.

And I LOVE LOVE LOVE you and Lisa and would hate for you to be sued :-)

June 24, 2007 2:08 AM

it is SJP or Victoria Beckham....Posh has the hunky husband, shoes (fashion fashion fashion) and damn, dont she look like a withering figure???

GOSH, its POSH. Who else is withering away to nothing, who else has the complexion to go along with the addiction. She has been taken under the TOMKAT wing to help her overcome her beastly habit, and she has a hot husband to boot. Thats my vote.

GOSH, its POSH. Who else is withering away to nothing, with the complexion to go along with the addiction. As of late has been taken under the TOMKAT wing to help her overcome her beastly habit, and she has a hot husband to boot. Thats my vote.

Okay it is NOT Posh, the only charity she does is not sing anymore.

It's not Rippa. He said "and it ain't..." and one of them was Kelly Rippa. It has to be Jolie. Before she was fairly outspoken to the media until the whole media contract thing; and she does weigh about 2lbs.

June 25, 2007 5:06 AM

Okay clues here are , devinely gifted, entertaiment, charitable causes, hunky man, fab sex to fabber shoes... my guess Madonna!

Ted C is an ugly ass and he obviously worded it so Angie would be the easy guess. Angie may be a tad bit crazy in the past but I doubt she is using with four kids in the house. Plus she is breastfeeding Brad, he would show some effect too LOL!

June 25, 2007 5:50 AM

On the shoe note (since this seems to be the hang up for the brangaloonies) Many media sources noted that AJ was wearing very pricy shoes at her last gig in LA with the $26 dress. Have fun with that one...
um, basic logic? it's her.

It can't be Angelina,it's too obvious. And Ashley Judd isn't withering away. I think it is Nicole Kidman.

Someone asked what other endorsements AJ does besides St. John's. Well she does ads for Shiseido, too.

so obviously angelina. the use of the word 'benevolent' for example (as well as the more blatantly obvious allusions). plus, didn't she used to be a heroin addict?? i heard that you can happily live as a heroin addict for your entire life, provided you have enough money and you're careful with the amount you use.

June 25, 2007 9:29 AM

Tally said:
T-bone, the operative word in your statement is "past."

Angelina's work as UNHCR Goodwill Amabassador requires her to be screened for drugs periodically. So, if she had it in her system, she wouldn't be holding her position any longer.

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My gosh, where do you get this from. My gosh people before you typed something you have no clue about. First check it is accurate.

THE UN DOES NOT DO DRUG TEST FOR THE GOODWILL AMBASSADORS.

If it is AJ, it would not surprise me one bit!!!

June 25, 2007 9:30 AM

Tally said:
T-bone, the operative word in your statement is "past."

Angelina's work as UNHCR Goodwill Amabassador requires her to be screened for drugs periodically. So, if she had it in her system, she wouldn't be holding her position any longer.

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My gosh, where do you get this from. people before you type something you have no clue about, First check IF it is accurate.

THE UN DOES NOT DO DRUG TEST FOR THE GOODWILL AMBASSADORS.

If it is AJ, it would not surprise me one bit!!!

June 25, 2007 9:48 AM

AJ.She is too skinny now.

If it's true, that's a shame... I mean, for the LOVE OF GOD, she did the move GIA about a beautiful model who's downfall and eventual early death was the direct result of her obsession with heroin. I mean, LEARN FROM YOUR CRAFT ALREADY!

SJP isn't exactly a darling in real life (at least she wasn't when I saw her)... but alas, I suspect that her weight is a direct result of the 328034 cigarettes she smokes, not heroin.


Fergie.... mhmmmm... that might be reaching... but then again, Josh is quite the cutie... and the "shoes" comment could be a spin.. since doesn't she do a line for some cheaper brand like Candies or Skechers?

Tough call, but I think I have to go with AJ.

June 26, 2007 11:24 AM

Ted C is an asshole.

duh! he mentioned 'divinely'-gifted - and Ashley Judd was in "The Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood". It's not Angelina, although those of you with blinders on won't be convinced either way. It's Ashley - note her manic/borderline crazy behavior when her husband won the Indy 500 - running around in the rain and acting like a loony toons.

June 26, 2007 3:14 PM

I think it's Rachael Ray. "Super-duper delish"? She has quite a strong I-hate-Rachael-Ray bunch out there...myself included. I googled her with shoes and one of the first episodes of the year was about her and her love of shoes. Her husband is good looking and there was that whole incident with their sex life last year. She's got her fingers in EVERYTHING.

Everyone seems to be dismissive of her as a candidate, but I really really think it's valid!!

June 26, 2007 10:02 PM

Jolie's Manny is going to be really mad that he was doing all the work whilst she TIED one on. She has some really great veins for a junkie

June 28, 2007 10:13 PM

It's Pam Anderson. Her hunky man is the illusionist Hans Klok with whom she's doing a series of shows. Pam has cup size FF (F2). Pamela - fakeala. Her charity is PETA, and she is fur-ocious. She was recently in France. She endorses, among others, labatt beer. She is marketing a lip-enhancing product. Fab sex -- well, that's no secret with Pam. Fab shoes -- Pam has her own shoe line. Pam recently moved house to Malibu. She recently met up with Tommy in Vegas.

June 29, 2007 5:15 PM

Jennifer Lopez.

July 20, 2007 9:15 AM

Angie isn't into designer clothes. I think it's Posh Spice & her hunky husband.

May 4, 2008 3:57 PM

sounds like Jennifer Aniston to me.

fake a la -- as in nose job, blue contacts etc.

lately started charity w/ oprah.

other endorsements. dunno-smart water maybe?

I've read somewhere else that says she does coke so heroin is no stretch.

I've also read that she has a lesbo lover in NYC.

if it's true, god may help her and get her out of that smack mess cause it's no joke.

Angelina Joli went from pug nose to new nose. Compare pics.
Drug addicts...it's in the blood. That's why it's called addiction. She admits it herself. Addicts are not what you can consider reliable for honesty or reliability. Sure she admits it but I wouldn't equate that with being honest.

Angelina Jolie quote: “I hate heroin because I’ve been fascinated by it. I’m not immune, but I won’t do it now, at all.”

“http://www.nationalledger.com/cgi-bin/artman/exec/view.cgi?archive=10&num=12348

Angelina Joli went from pug nose to new nose. Compare pics.
Drug addicts...it's in the blood. That's why it's called addiction. She admits it herself. Addicts are not what you can consider reliable for honesty or reliability. Sure she admits it but I wouldn't equate that with being honest.

Angelina Jolie quote: “I hate heroin because I’ve been fascinated by it. I’m not immune, but I won’t do it now, at all.”

“http://www.nationalledger.com/cgi-bin/artman/exec/view.cgi?archive=10&num=12348

June 30, 2008 11:24 AM

are we all looking at the same blind vice?
Ted's blind vices are never as easy to solve as they seem.

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