Renee Zellwegger Is Not Bridget Jones

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The Brits are turning on Renee Zellwegger's ass because she didn't stay at her Bridget Jones weight. Of course she didn't, this is Fantasyland Hollywood where fatties don't exist. I would be lucky if I got a job at In-N-Out Burger at my present weight if I lived in L.A. Fascist boneracks!

Wearing her signature strapless cocktail dress, Renee revealed her bony frame, complete with weird pointy 'nobbles' on her shoulders, sinewy arms, and colt-like legs, topped off with a doll-like head that seemed way too big for her tiny body.
They liked Renee so much better when there was more to love.


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(WENN)

More photos of Renee Zellweger attending the Women in Film 2007 Crystal and Lucy Awards after the jump.

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(WENN)




17 Comments

June 22, 2007 3:06 PM

she always looks like she's in pain

June 22, 2007 3:08 PM

Does she wash her face with a brillo pad? It's always red raw.

June 22, 2007 3:30 PM

hideous. absolutely horrifying.

June 22, 2007 3:32 PM

She does always look like she just sucked on a lemon. That said, I think her body looks good - not too thin.

I think her body looks fab -- look at those legs! I'm surprised she didn't have a better make-up job, something more polished.

June 22, 2007 4:56 PM


She never has been and never will be cute. Give it up!

June 22, 2007 5:08 PM

Yup, she ills. The *ONLY* role I liked her in was as Starlene Cheatham on "Love and a .45".

June 22, 2007 9:12 PM

Renee's body is not skinny like those young waif actresses. Her body is completely fit. She's an exercise queen. She's lean and a little bit muscular. If she were prettier in the face, she'd have it all.

What I don't understand is how her body is so sleek, but her face stays full and almost puffy. How'd she do dat?

June 22, 2007 9:31 PM

Her face is ALWAYS puffy!

I don't know if it's the dress or the poses but her arms look (and the area connecting them to her body)look awful. I hate to say it, but she kinda looks like a well-kept tranny.

If the backlash gets too big, I wonder if she'll blame it on some tragedy in her life, as is the trend these days.

Let's not forget, her eyes that are ALWAYS squinting and her lips...well, she must of just finished sucking on a lemon!

June 23, 2007 12:13 AM

She really needs to get that rosacea taken care of.

ANYBODY WHO CAN LOOK AT RENEE AND SAY SHE IS NOT TOO THIN MUST BE LOOKING AT SOMEONE ELSE. THAT WOMAN IS EMACIATED! SHE LOOKS LIKE A BOBBLE HEAD!

She's super tiny and all, but her stomach has a little bump in it. It's not completely flat. Hmm.

Renee has always preferred the more natural look when it comes to make-up, not the 'I put my rouge on with a shovel' look so many seem to favor. And can we PLEASE stop with the lemon faced jokes? Those began seven years ago, at least come up with something original. I am sure your faces are not supermodel perfect, let's pick on people for being a**holes not for something they can't help or change.

either way renee looks better in those pictures than in the Bee Movie screening she just did a few days later, she needs to put some weight on...

Her face looks like she was hit with a lemon.

June 27, 2007 2:18 AM

I think she should compile all her red carpet pics and be really brutal about her 'sucking lemon smiley' face. I think she is a cute girl but these faces that she makes are really awful. Try to look a bit more relax and not too contrived. Try of a more Drew Barrymore or Kate Winslet smile and relax attitude and less of Jen Aniston fixed must be perfect rachel like face.

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