Britney's Cryptic, Alienating

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Britney Spears has updated that album title selection on her official site. In addition to the previously mentioned selections, it now says "You'll Never See It My Way, Because You're Not Me" at the very top and "Mother to Grandmother, and my my you're grand" at the bottom. I don't know what these things mean, but Britney does and we're idiots ya'll and you don't know how it is and look at these flip-flops I got for .50 and do you have any Miracle Whip cuz' it goes real good on white bread.




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wow, Britney. Lame, much? Grow up already.

She's dumber than a box of rocks, colossally arrogant and immature to boot. The sooner she fades away, the better off everyone will be.

June 25, 2007 9:55 AM

"You'll Never See It My Way, Because You're Not Me" and y'all don't know what its like to have fake hair and smell glue all day long, and have fake nails falling into your Doritos bag when your'all chowin' down, and my only friend is this here parrot, who understands me and accepts me the way I am.

She's dumber than a box of rocks, colossally arrogant and immature to boot. The sooner she fades away, the better off everyone will be.

aaagh -- sorry for the double post!

Her sons are so cute, but they are DOOMED! Britney dresses like the homeless bag lady on the street corner, and she is so INSANE! Someone needs to take those kids away NOW. This is so sad.

June 25, 2007 1:50 PM

gee, that picture of her is SO classy.

I am feeling more and more sorry for this chick. I still can't get over how these fake album titles are her attempt at humor - not to be totally cruel, but you usually have to be kinda smart to be funny...unless people are laughing AT you. And WTF is with the message to her mom? Is that supposed to be "gee golly you're nifty!" or is it a facitious comment? Not that Britney would know what "facitious" means...

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