My Fondest Wish For Celebrity Drama In 1989 Has Finally Come True

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Yes! Page Six is trying to start some shit today between Madonna and Janet Jackson. Madonna was in NYC the other night, up in the club at Butter and hanging with the Demi Moore posse and Shakira. But she didn't visit Damita Jo who was in a booth a couple of feet away. How dare she snub the Rhythm Nation! Janet drowned her sorrows in liquor and probably wondered why she was with a short guy who looks kinda like that photo of the midget in the Superman outfit with the f-ed up hair that was making the rounds some years back.

Madge was chummy with fellow singer Shakira at Butter Monday night (our spy said they showed up "hand in hand") and was spotted dancing on banquettes with Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher and Penelope Cruz. But Jackson was holed up a few booths down and, "She was not invited to join Madonna's crew," said an onlooker, who told us the table drank "seven bottles of champagne and a ton of beer."
That's a tough playground if even Janet Jackson isn't being picked for a kickball team. Is Madonna having a midlife crisis? You know the spectral face in her magic mirror told her she needs to go out and suck Demi Moore's older but still vibrant hotness out of her to repair those death claws of hers. Demi better watch her back. Madge has more money than God and probably has some sort of device that will actually do that. She can afford a whole team of age-defying scientists!

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11 Comments

June 27, 2007 9:58 AM

All the money and scientists in the world can't help this woman because UGLY goes right to the bone, and there's nobody uglier! What she did to David's father (leaving him high and dry with NO explanation) is unforgivable. At 50, she belongs at home with her children. But I imagine, they're breathing a sigh of relief! Brief respite from the Mad Hatter.

June 27, 2007 10:28 AM

I can already see an 80-yr-old Madonna jumping on the bandwagon of whoever the flavor of the month is and re-inventing herself yet again. We'll be subjected to all sorts of "Madonna-Sexy at 80" headlines and pics of her saggy boobs and deathly hands and big gapped tooth grin looking like an even more haggard version of Lauren Hutton (or is it Lauren Bacall?) She'll still be kicking the fake British access and trying to distance herself from Davey's murder / suicide rampage where he descended on a NYC disco armed with a couple of fully automatic AK-47s and that little lamp Madonna made him hold while dressed as a jockey on their front lawn. It's too sad to think about.

Ride Lo

June 27, 2007 10:30 AM

Why the fuck would anyone WANT to be a part of Madonna's entourage?

June 27, 2007 10:48 AM

These middle-aged celebs need to start acting their age. Who wants to see these old bats dancing on tables?

June 27, 2007 11:19 AM

Cobwebs and mildew. Give it up Madonna, you're 50 next year.

June 27, 2007 11:26 AM

I say all of the time that Prince is the only one out of all of the "made it big in the '80s" stars that seems to accept that he is now middle-aged. All of the rest seem to be clinging to that "40 is the new 20" saying that is being thrown around, Janet included. Who the hell over 21 thinks it's cool to dance on tables in clubs?

Maybe Janet should have came over to them, said hi, and joined in. I mean sometimes you have to just go for it. Maybe the group thought Janet was being a stuck up witch. Maybe just because you are in a club with others, doesnt mean you will be partying with them. Big frick'n deal!!!

Madonna doesn't care about black people

June 28, 2007 12:16 AM

bullshit. Janet is down in Miami recording her next album. the media is so inaccurate and that's a sign of poor journalism.

Big deal! Many people know, that Madonna and Janet dont like each other. So I dont think Janet was sad she wasnt 'allowed' to party with them. She probably was there to have a good time with her own friends.

Plus, just because its celebrities doesnt mean they have to hang out together. Its like u have to party with people just because they are also famous?? Even if u dont know them well, or dont like them?? Somehow this whole story is such a nonsence...

P.S. Janet and Madonna had a feud in the media lots of years ago. Something about Janet saying she has class to what she does.))) right on

June 23, 2008 6:31 AM

madonna is a ugly bitch. Janet is wayyy better than her. Janet don`t need to be with madonna, she knows that she is better.

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