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How so very Britney Spears of her! Love it! Now that Paris Hilton's traumatic stint in the pokey is over, she's decided to head for the tranquil beaches of Hawaii. The Damon's and Affleck's should be on red alert; hey don't know what's about to hit them.
More photos of an "incognito" Paris Hilton after the jump.
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Mema says:
"The Damon's and Affleck's should be on red alert"
Apostrophe abuse! They're the Damons and Afflecks, damn it!
stolidog says:
well, you know, there is still a leper colony in hawaii. maybe she's going to do good, like she lied she was.
Nina says:
OM F'ing F'ING F'ING GAWD this makes me hate the Hilton's more than ever.
Your child gets out of jail and she gets a free trip to HAWAII?
What kind of whack-ass Price-Is-Right is THIS shiz-nit?
Ugh.
nymatzo says:
Ben and paris make a hell of a couple because they are both very sexual people and like the spotlight. Poor jen is way to ugly for Ben...I am sorry to say it but she's just so ordinaryly ugly not fbl @all.
Can't stand BA says:
Ben should take violet and run to paris. Paris is the ideal stepmom.
Katerina says:
This is WRONG in so many ways! Now, she is being "rewarded" for doing what she was supposed to do--which was do her time in jail!! Utter silliness! This ding-bat did NOT learn a thing!
Katerina says:
This is WRONG in so many ways! Now, she is being "rewarded" for doing what she was supposed to do--which was do her time in jail!! Utter silliness! This ding-bat did NOT learn a thing!
Zekers says:
Could she have found a bigger, more "I'm incognito," obvious, obnoxious, attention-seeking hat???
I was watching some "entertainment news" show last night and they had a body-language "expert" analyzing Paris' exit from jail. She walks out all humble, clasping her hands in front of her, head down, not knowing what the crowd is going to do. Well, once the applause started, she straightened right up, threw her head back and began cat-walking. The humbleness lasted all of 30 seconds! Yep, no change at all...
hardatwork says:
"More photos of an "incognito" Paris Hilton after the jump."
That's funny.
I'm not saying that she's not a bitch, but most of comments are bitching about how she's being rewarded... did I miss something? She has enough of her own money to take 100 trips to Hawaii if she wants to. She's rewarding herself.
(*wince*) That's what I would do!
Paige says:
Doesn't she realize she's always going to be recognized as long as her ugly schnozz is exposed?
X says:
You guys are so lame. What would you do if you just got outta jail and had more money than God?
I don't care who ya are. You'd "reward" yourself.