(Flynet)
Yesterday, Britney posted her X-17 apology on her site with some spelling errors. She kept spelling "role" as "roll". As in dinner roll? That was sarcasm, right? She's above it all and trying to inhabit the role of inbred Snack Pack addict that she's been tagged with to ridicule our perception of her? Otherwise, where's your assistant, yo? Microsoft Word has A SPELL CHECK! I use it. Otherwyse, evreeything I rite wood look lyke this. Dumbass. The message was bad enough, but my eyes are continually drawn to that picture of her because that is not her. That is the work of a Photoshop master. It should be in the Photoshop Louvre. Britney must have looked at, and around the Ring Ding she was eating at the time, asked "izzat me? Dayum yo! I got hot! Are there any more Fritos?" Anyway, someone with half a brain in her camp actually read what this bimbo wrote and corrected it. It was probably one of her kids. He corrected it, rolled his eyes, and went back to his playpen. And realized that he had a long arduous life ahead of him with this chick neglecting him.
Courtney says:
Not only is that picutre just not her, somewhere Carol Channing is weeping the loss of her wig.
spidey2066 says:
it is hard to imagine there is someone with 2 children this stupid.
she has to be the dumbest whore i've ever heard of in my life. may god have mercy on those kids.
Vicky says:
I almost dyed laughing.
pilsbury says:
Britney Spears has changed her will so that her mother will not be able to get custody of her two children if she dies, according to reports.
it's from the National Enquirer, the USA version of the news of the world.
spidey2066 says:
she just gets dumber.
i'm pretty sure if she dies, the biological father(k-fed) would get the kids, not her mom. i'm sure k-fed will leave them with her mom anyway.
brofoski says:
Of course she used a spell check. How do you think she spelled umbrella, apologize, and regarding?
Laura says:
Well, I don't know if this got changed too, but she also wrote "incEdent" instead of incIdent.
Can anyone remind me why ignorant trailer trash like this get the world's attention?
UTLH says:
HA HA YOUR RIGHT!! She probably did use spell check because she has done this before and CANNOT spell. It just thought that roll was spelled right. HAHA HA DUMBASS She is the dumbest hick in town. Hurry up and put your CD out so you can figure out that no one cares anymore and we can watch another meltdown. K Thanks!
Corky says:
God I love this Blog. You make me lauph all the time. Poor thing she can't help herself she has to much money and does not know what to do with herself....Slut...
Corky says:
God I love this Blog. You make me lauph all the time. Poor thing she can't help herself she has to much money and does not know what to do with herself....Slut...
Corky says:
God I love this Blog. You make me lauph all the time. Poor thing she can't help herself she has to much money and does not know what to do with herself....Slut...
Corky says:
God I love this Blog. You make me lauph all the time. Poor thing she can't help herself she has to much money and does not know what to do with herself....Slut...
Jinxy McDeath says:
Corky indeed.
Blurgle says:
The problem isn't that she didn't use spellcheck: after all, spellcheck won't identify correctly-spelled words in the wrong place. The problem is that she's illiterate.
ZeldaF
UTLH said:
HA HA YOUR RIGHT!!
UTLH should have used spell check as well as most of the rest of you. YOU ARE = You're NOT YOUR. Morons
ZeldaF
UTLH said:
HA HA YOUR RIGHT!!
UTLH should have used spell check as well as most of the rest of you. YOU ARE = You're NOT YOUR.
jbonz says:
Main point being:
Does she actually believe that ANYONE is going to fall for the explanation that her "rage against the machine" was merely an exercise in method acting? She was totally out of fucking control that night. And to make matters worse, the world had pretty much forgotten that little indiscretion until she brought it back up again. She must really be obsessing over how truly awful it made her look. Her only saving grace is that she is just too stoopud to know what a contemptible lump of fuckfat she really is.
Mizz Thang says:
Oh, the irony. I'm no Britney fan, but you all have serious grammar and spelling issues!!!
Judy says:
I'm cracking up reading most of the comments on here. If you're going to castigate someone for their illiteracy, at least have the common sense to check your own comments before posting. She sounds about as bright as most of the people on here. You guys shouldn't be throwing stones in glass houses.
Yo! says:
Really I think that she uses it, in fact if you see the original message at X17 online it´s written much worse!! It has plenty of spelling mistakes!! However the one that she wrote at her webpage has only two mistakes and, in fact, "incident" and "roll" are words that exist actually... By the way, sorry for my own mistakes... i´m not Britney, but I´m Spaniard and I´ve to recognize that I haven´t used the spell check! Anyway I agree Blurgle!