
(WENN)
Strawberry blonde sexual magnet royal Prince Harry is still trying to find a way to be deployed for combat. Sources say that he was initially supposed to receive training under the radar and then sent on the qt to avoid media scrutiny. But he messed it up because he likes to be up in the club getting his swerve on. As well he should, he's hot! You can't keep sexy under wraps! He needed to buy shawties dranks!
Christopher Andersen, author of "After Diana: William, Harry, Charles and the Royal House of Windsor," says U.K. military brass had planned to se cretly train the soldier-prince abroad and then deploy him to and from Afghanistan without the media knowing. But the randy royal screwed up that scheme after he made headlines partying in a nightclub in Alberta, Canada, where he'd been sent to train on the sly. "Now Harry's commanding officers are back at square one trying to fig ure out how to get him in a combat zone without the press finding out," says Ander sen, adding that Harry's threatened to quit the military if they can't pull it off.Wow, he really wants to go. He needn't worry, no one thinks he's a ladyboy or anything. We get it, you're a man. Why would you risk being injured or killed, dude? What if something happens and your piece of melba toast brother takes over? All stoic and longfaced. Britain needs a future figurehead who can shoot tequila and has been in a rugby scrum! God, I'm in love.































Me says:
"no one thinks he's a ladyboy or anything"
Oh wow. That made me laugh.
Audrey says:
Could his fire crotch qualify as a weapon?..
erm I mean hes hot!
krystyn says:
I'd let him use his weapon on me...any day!
krystyn says:
I'd let him use his weapon on me...any day!
krystyn says:
I'd let him use his weapon on me...any day!
krystyn says:
I'd let him use his weapon on me...any day!
Krystyn says:
Holy Glitch! Sorry guys, didn't mean to post 65 times
Clarisse says:
So Krystyn,
You think Harry is hot? =)
I CONCUR!!!
jenny says:
If he wanted to go so bad, why did he screw it up by getting caught by the paps in Canada?
Michelle says:
What do you mean "What if something happens and your piece of melba toast brother takes over?"
William is older, he's ahead of him in line anyway....
S_M_G says:
Harry is SO hot, it would be a crime to send him to war. Love you J! Too funny!
S_M_G says:
Harry is SO hot, it would be a crime to send him to war. Love you J! Too funny!
fluffy says:
Harry seems to get the value of publicity. If he really wanted to bugger off to Iraq, it's not hard to do, IMO. He could have kept his mouth shut and just done the deed. And no one would be the wiser.
fashionbigot says:
William is the older brother and first in line for the throne after his father, Charles. IMO, Wills is the hotter brother, but i have to say Harry is coming into his own and starting to become very cute indeed.
sasha says:
I think they both get shitfaced they just keepwilliams shito ut the newss you know those crazy muslims would be like oh they have bad leaders.