Denise Richards Is My Personal Punching Bag for No Good Reason

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What, you're probably asking yourself, do I possibly have that Denise Richards doesn't, that could cause me to think that I have a reason to gloat to her? The answer to that, my friends, is a boyfriend. HEY-OOO! And, with that, I have effectively given the universe the OK to strike me down with lightning/curse me to a fate of dying alone, unloved and penniless. But it was worth it! Ha! Denise's latest romantic endeavor has her utilizing the services of a professional dating service to find her next man. As it turns out, she's grown weary of dating her friends' husbands. Another hearty HEY-OOO! Star magazine is reporting that Denise has shelled out a whopping $50,000 to a matchmaker in the hopes of finding a 30-40-year old mate, whose currently residing in the Los Angeles area and would be cool with her kiddos.

"It's a very high-end service, and it's extremely private," a source told Star.

"This agency has worked with many celebrities. Not too many stars will admit that they've used a matchmaker, but in today's crazy world, it's the best way to go.

"All these candidates are heavily screened, so you know you're safe."


Oh, I get it...Denise is looking for a husband, only not somebody else's this time.

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8 Comments

July 10, 2007 10:06 AM

"It's a very high-end service, and it's extremely private,"
Now just how private is this service if Star magazine knows about it's customers? Probably BS anyway...
Denise's little girl looks a lot like Charlie-she's cute!

Zekers! I thought the exact same thing! Can't be too private if it pops on a gossip blog!

Anyhoo...she may be a vapid little twit, but she looks like a good mom! More than can be said about most actresses.

She'd better get rid of that BIG moustache first. And the daughter does have a terrible case of Charlie Sheen-face...those Sheens are the homeliest men in show biz, along with the Baldwin hobos and Michael 'nip-tuck' Douglas.

I pity the fool that marries that woman.

July 10, 2007 12:03 PM

Is it me, or does it seem like this woman spends a LOT of time walking around outside?

July 10, 2007 3:38 PM

What's wrong with just staying alone for a little while? Enjoy your children. It's hard to be single and go without sex, but the rumors are wrong: you won't die. The children have already been through the divorce of their parents and their mother's highly publicized romance that ended not that long ago. Give it a little break.

July 10, 2007 9:00 PM

The name of the dating service IS Star Magazine. Ho is putting out an ad with this story. Ho shoulda kept Charlie Sheen -- at least he genuinely seemed into her.

July 11, 2007 1:59 PM

Denise told People.com that the story is not true, she never hired a dating service. I think I'm the only person in the world who feels sorry for her...she told everyone how much in love she is and couldn't help herself and then he dumps her? She must be sad and humiliated. I think she's fantastically gorgeous and I feel bad for her.

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