That girl's daddy sure did a number on his eldest. Jessica Simpson is putting on a brave face these days, leaving a painful break-up from John "I'm So Sensitive, Please Let Me Touch Your Boobs" Mayer behind her, as well as a film on the horizon that's been plagued with problems even before its release. And when she recently chatted with Harper's Bazaar and posed for the cover, she revealed that her fashion choices are very much male-driven.
"I dress for men. I dress for men and myself. If I'm dressing for men, then I know it's good for myself!"Oh Jess. Girl. I used to really enjoy her on "Newlyweds" back when she seemed flighty, but sweet and she and Nick did genuinely appear to be in love. But, I have this sneaking suspicion that growing up and receiving praise from her father over and over again for having such bounteous cleavage might have warped her...just a little.
Check out more interview quotes after the jump...
Talking about Ashlee...
"The difference between me and my sister - she goes to a thrift store and can buy something for 20 bucks, and I have to go buy a black button-down at Barneys. For $900. Because it's a collector's item."
Since her days on "Newlyweds"...
"I don't think people really know me anymore. Everybody used to see my day-to-day life; you saw a lot of my personality and my goofiness...I like falling on my face and getting up again, because everybody does it. Everybody has burped at the dinner table once in her life and said excuse me, you know?"
Plastic surgery...
"I love the bump in my nose. People have said that I've had things like a jaw replacement or implant or something. I'm photographed everyday of my life and have never worn any bandages or anything, so how could that be right? But maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my belly button, I would get them lifted...Maintenance. But you know, my boobs are real."
Why 'O Why says:
Why does she exist? Is it just to annoy me? Is this God's way of getting back at me for stealing candy in the third grade? Or for the time I got drunk in high school and puked and blamed it on my brother? I have to go pray some Hail Mary and Our Father and maybe God will forgive me and make her go away. =)
You've got to be kidding me... says:
"If I'm dressing for men, then I know it's good for myself!"
Jesus H. Christ, I think Gloria Steinem just had a heart attack. Can someone fucking wire her jaw shut, already?
slurredspeech says:
What a freakin' idiot. "I dress for men." Did yo' daddy teach that to you, sweetheart? What else did daddy teach you? Someone, anyone, put a pillow over her head and smush real hard.
Czarina says:
She looks absolutely stunning in the picture above. Very 40s. Of course, I'm sure she didn't do that herself - that's why she has stylists.
It's so unfortunate that she feels the need to talk. Why not just let people project what they want on you? Why does she have to open her mouth and ruin it? I don't want to know she's that dumb. Be quiet!
Randi says:
She's an idiot, but a little bit honest. Do you think Paris Hilton flashes her crotch to impress her girlfriends?
Persistent Cat says:
She does look great in that picture but it's all about the lighting, the make-up, etc. But screw that that she's never had work done. She admitted to having collagen and the boobs have been done and I'm certain she's had an eyebrow lift. And she's dumb as shit and can't act and I don't know if she can sing. Other than the song she sampled Jack & Diane from (who'd fucking choose that song but whatever) and the cover of Take My Breath Away, she's so goddamned bland. Ugh, now I'm all worked up and want to hit something...
Persistent Cat says:
She does look great in that picture but it's all about the lighting, the make-up, etc. But screw that that she's never had work done. She admitted to having collagen and the boobs have been done and I'm certain she's had an eyebrow lift. And she's dumb as shit and can't act and I don't know if she can sing. Other than the song she sampled Jack & Diane from (who'd fucking choose that song but whatever) and the cover of Take My Breath Away, I haven't heard anything else but I'm gonna assume they all suck. She's so goddamned bland. Ugh, now I'm all worked up and want to hit something...
Tom Sederburg says:
She can't be that stupid...
I think she meant it's good for her career.
Later,
Tom
KAT says:
YES, SHE CAN BE THAT STUPID! DRESSING FOR MEN?
WHY DID DADDY TEACH THIS HALF WIT SUCH SELF
DEMEANING GARBAGE? YES, PLEASE USE YOUR OPTION
FOR PLASTIC SURGERY AND TRANSFORM THAT HIDEOUS RABBIT FACE INTO SOMETHING LESS SCARY!!!!!!!!!!
AND THAT INCLUDES THOSE TEETH!!!!!!!!!!!! EH,
WHAT'S UP DOC??
Mr. T says:
Why O Why and you other commentators are so funny! I LOVE IT. Jessica is not the sharpest tool in the shed. As a matter of fact, I don't think she knows what a shed is.
isaidit says:
Of course she dresses for men....don't all God fearing Christian women who were raised in the church?
lj says:
She is so retarded. She did have things done including botox. That isn't considered plastic surgery. That cover is definately is photoshopped. What happened to her right shoulder? Who needs a $900 outfit? I know she has a closet full of clothes with the price tags still on!
sheila says:
That family is creepy. Someday, when her dad is dead, she is going to put out a book saying that he or someone else molested her....
Chelsea says:
Dear lord! Those pictures have been Photoshopped within an inch of the life!
SJ says:
Ya'll need to leave the gurl alone she ain't done a damn thing to you. So the fuck what if she acts stupid or can't sing/act. That has nothing to do with you now does it. Ya'll just jealous and wish u could have her job. Have a nice day.