Love her or hate her, you have to admit, Victoria Beckham is everywhere these days. And now the self-made socialite is promoting her style guide, "That Extra Half an Inch," with an interview in the Los Angeles Times Image section. We've got a sneak peek at the article, which is set to hit newsstands Sunday, July 15th, in which Victoria chats with L.A Times Fashion Critic, Booth Moore, about her book chock full of Posh-style fashion tips. Here are a few quotes from the book, which are both ridiculous and awesome.
"However you're built, be mindful of the rule that if you get your boobs out, put your legs away and vice versa.""I just throw on the Chanel sunglasses, which really do, as the fashion magazines say, hide a multitude of sins."
"I tried to customize my school uniform, because I went to a very strict Church of England school. I used to get sent into the toilet every single day at school to take off my makeup and brush my hairspray out."
One final Olive Newton John-inspired quote of Victoria's after the jump...
"Olivia Newton-John in "Grease" was an inspiration. "Remember when she wore those tight black satin trousers? One of my mom's friends promised me those and she never came up with the goods. I still look at her and say, 'You cow!' You should never promise a child something and not come up with it."
green cardigan says:
I think Brit and Posh should trade lives for a while. Brit would benefit from the fresh air and Evian diet and Posh from the Red Bull and Cheeto regime. It would do them both the world of good.
Mr. T says:
Must be deep, deep thoughts. I think this will be required reading by applicants who wish to apply for diplomatic positions in 3rd world countries.
T-Bone says:
She wrote a book??? What's the title, How to Look Like a Trashy Athlete's Wife?
Ruby Jackson says:
Boobs out, legs in???
WTF?!
ImpeachBush says:
Working class, trashy, Eastender girl + big money = Vicky Beckham
Popo says:
I think I may have been able to read her quotes if she didn't look like the fucking crypt keeper.
I don't know why she's writing about fashion. She was an ugly bitch during the Spice fad and now she's just a ugly bitch's skeleton who got back in the spotlight by fucking a football player. Plus her hair almost always looks like shit.
Yeah. Had to add that little bit. I'd rather take fashion tips from Hilton than Posh anyday.
Jbo says:
Yawn - Her story bores me - now we dance....
She may be 'funny' or whatever, but I don't think she has much substance... What do you do for society??? What do you do that makes you important??? Oh, marry a rich baller? That's classy.
I'm so over her and it hasn't even begun :(
LMC says:
She could be very attractive if she allowed herself to look human.
LMC says:
She could be very attractive if she allowed herself to look human.
jbonz says:
What in God's name will it take to get this person to smile??? That old "hundred-yard-stare" of super celebrity is getting REALLY tiresome.
gerri says:
vb you're hot and don't mind all the haters... they are just jealous, no matter what they do they will never have what you have.. looks, money and a happy and complete family.