Kevin Federline Likes Giant Clothes

I love that if you think about it, the proportions of the clothes that Kevin Federline is wearing in these pictures pretty much perfectly corresponds with he proportions found on a Peanuts character. He looks like Charlie Brown in short pants, with just a bit o' leg sticking out. Silly boy. And what's with that silly grin on his face? Well, maybe it has something to do with recent reports that he's happy with his love-life. The National Enquirer claims that Federline is getting it on with hip-hop DJ Liz Hernandez and that the two have been maintaining a low-key relationship under the radar since this past spring.

A source tells the publication, "Liz is trying to keep it quiet because she doesn't want it (news) to get around, but Kevin can't help but brag about his conquest to family and friends."

And who wouldn't want to brag, when your girlfriend's nickname is "Luscious Liz." The two first came into contact when Liz first called Federline to chat about his split from Britney Spears back when it was announced last year. I like imagining that in these very pictures, that's exactly what Kevin is doing, telling this dude about how he's banging a hot DJ and hey, did you know I did Britney Spears, right before she started going crazy? Yup, that's me. I f-d the talent right outta that chick.