Spring Wedding for Brangelina?

Ummm... Didn't this supposedly happen last year when papz were staking out George Clooney's Lake Como house. Is NE really THAT desperate for a story they are regurgitating last year's story?

Who is that rather dashing fellow that pops up when I try to post a comment? Kesslerschwarz. Is that one of the Senators? Or is it how Brad would look if he got the fedora and sunglasses surgically removed?

Well PRAISE THE LORD!!! These two are actually doing something for kids and not just for themselves! HALLELUIAH!!!

Unfortunately though, those underlying mental health issues of Angelina's aren't just going to disappear because of a marriage. Marriage doesn't cure anything, so I hope she addresses them before she weds or she's going to FREAK OUT one day.

Oh, and I'd just like to say... Brad and Ange you have my address, so you know where to post my invitation.

Brad and Angie are not getting married. I really don't see them getting married ever. They seem to be happy with their arrangement right now.

If they are drawing up a legal contract it's to prevent any common law settlements in the future. These two are not going to get married.

Oh really Green?! What gift would you get for Brad & Angie?

So what you're saying is that they might be drawing up legal contracts to protect the kids from their inevitable break-up?

I was thinking Taxidermy. You know 'his and hers'. It'll be the IN present for 2008. Maybe a Lion and Lioness. I may have them delivered though. I think they'd be very heavy to carry to the reception; A real life lion is no light weight you know. And I'd hate to get lion hair on my Gucci gown.

Can you imagine if Brad and Angie broke up? The media would go crazy and you thought you heard and seen enough of Brad and Angie let the media flood gates open.

That would definitely go with the Africa theme Brad loves so much!

I'd get Angie a year long gift certificate to the BEST psychologist in town and I'd get Brad a pair of balls and some earplugs. He's gonna need them ;)

I'd get Angie a year's supply of Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles so she can get her curves back. And biagra for Brad because they're going to need it when Angie gets those curves back. Love Jungle Sex!

'I'd get Brad a pair of balls and some earplugs'

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Ha Ha !

I think the whole reception should have an African Jungle theme. Maybe they should just go there altogether, and have the ceremony there. Forget Italy. Sort of Me Tarzan, You Jane. They could have the altar in a clearing in the jungle and the two of them could swing out of trees and the same time and land at his feet. Then there would be know need for taxidermy. I could send them two real lions...

i thought these jerk-offs were saying they weren't getting married until gay people could?

I remember a special that was done on Angie and they asked if she and Brad would last and a editor of some rag said no Angie would leave Brad and marry some chief of an African tribe and disappear into oblivion. I thought that that was so hilarious I LMAO!

Oh boy!

Yeah, these two are getting married right after Britney picks up her Mother of the Millennium Trophy and Paris finally wins the Nobel Prize in Physics.

Green Cardigan,
Two thumbs up on the gift!

Sneaking up...looking through the window...is the coast clear? Helloooooooooooo? Hehe...must be time for recess or an afternoon nap for the kiddies, looks like they aren't here-yet...

I'm with Angietothemax, I bet they don't get married. Classic gift Green-Taxidermy!

T-bone, Clarisse gives good advice, don't talk to that moron anymore, there is no reasoning with someone who would go to the insane lengths that this person has to stir up trouble. My guess? The person(s) is very unhappy and blows a gasket whenever said person(s) sees others having fun!

Maybe they can throw daggers at each other on the honeymoon. Brad doesn't have to worry about having his balls cut off. Looks like AJ is wearing them as ear-rings already.

Zekers -- the coast is clear for now, my friend. But I'm sure not for long. And yes, Clarisse is right -- the crazy-case shouldn't be acknowledged. I'll do my best, but sometimes I can't help myself, like when I caught her using the same unique word while using two different usernames-- too tempting to let go. But I WILL TRY ;)

Mr T. --- hilarious!

Hey, T-Bone, don't ya think this is FaanTastic news, Maybe Chinny can be the best Man. What cha think???

"i thought these jerk-offs were saying they weren't getting married until gay people could"
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Welcome to the long line of contradictions, Caroline. We're serving up ice cold hypocrisy in a frosty mug.

green cardigan said:
I was thinking Taxidermy. You know 'his and hers'. It'll be the IN present for 2008. Maybe a Lion and Lioness. I may have them delivered though. I think they'd be very heavy to carry to the reception; A real life lion is no light weight you know. And I'd hate to get lion hair on my Gucci gown.

Posted on July 13, 2007 12:26 PM
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Maybe you can go to Chinny's and Norman's wedding too, I hear Man wants to make it legal for their love child Dolly.

Mr. T,
And she made a link necklace of his backbone!

(psst...zekers, t-bone, we spoke too soon.)

At least it's sticking to the storyline while "it puts the lotion on".

"Rub the lotion on the skin or you'll get the hose again"

CLassic!!!

It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again!!!!!

I thought chinny was suppose to be married with kids by now, That's what she said anyway in 2005, I guess she can't get married when NO man on the plantet wants anything to do with her except to rest there ballzz on that masssive Chin,

Then off to the crub she goesssss, lol This is so fun, how's everyone???

lookwhaticando, why must you bring Aniston into this?

your obsession is showing.

I heard that Brad wants to change his name to Berko Kefilwe before the reception. People are advising him against it though. He can't spell Africa yet.

Nastybugger please do not engage this imposter. This person is not worth the trouble.

nastybugger said:
lookwhaticando, why must you bring Aniston into this?

your obsession is showing.

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Because, I darn well felt like it. Tell ya what sparky, Worry about your freak friends Obessing on Angelina Jolie 24/4. Answer me that hon.

I remember Brad saying they wouldn't marry until gays had the same rights. I think they are the Goldie & Kurt of the new century.

nastybugger -- think Fatal Attraction, Single White Female or Play Misty for Me.

I'm getting married at George Clooney's mansion next spring!!!

Those bitches better not ruin my special day.

Berko Kefilwe!!!

Green! Seriously, i want to have two of whatever your drinking!

Nastybugger, alas, that is one of the side-effects of the Prefrontal Lobotomy. It's sad really.

Angietothemax said:
Nastybugger please do not engage this imposter. This person is not worth the trouble.

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Ah, I feel so sad, A freak does not want to talk to me, oh the horror

T-Bone said:
nastybugger -- think Fatal Attraction, Single White Female or Play Misty for Me.

Posted on July 13, 2007 01:29
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Is this what your Shrink told you about your obsession with Angelina Jolie, You just cant stop yourself can you. I know you want to be Angie, T-Fool, but their is only one Hot, and gorgeous Angie, and Brad is the happiest man on earth, now that he has her and is done with his man lover Chin

um, "hon"? I'm not your "hon". I'm your total stranger.

And I have no "freak friends" who obsess on Angie "24/4". We discuss more important things like the way our pResident is ruining our country. Oh, and it's 24/7, by the way.

I'm just curious as to why you feel the need to bring aniston into an angie thread when she wasn't mentioned at all. as I said, your obsession is showing.

angietothemax, I will follow your advice and (now) leave this poor piece of psycho-trash to his/her/its own little world of all things aniston.

cheers.

And a 25th family insider who was disowned told me that Dolce and Gabana will be designing Angie's dress. It'll be made out of African Wool Grass.

Does anyone know what in the works for Chinnifer Career wish, other than pushing water, Im sure she is paying the company, to garner her a little PR, seeing that NO one else is interested, Fadding fadding, cant wait till Fug face is gone gone gone.

Brad is sooo lucky, Beautiful woman, Great career, and children to love and be loved by,, hmm, Chinny has a Dog, that sucks huh,, What do yall think?????????? LOL

With beaded mudcloths for shoes.

And Brad will wear a loin cloth with warrior paint on his face and chest.

Green,
I also heard that she was going to fly in two Bayaka pygmies from the deep congo to carry the 40 ft. train.

WOW, I am having all kinds of visuals and none of them are related to the Brang marriage. I think I'll go and get my 55th cup of coffee for the day

While swinging from vines in the jungle screaming "WE ARE AFRICA!!!!!"

The ceremony will have no actual words in it, so as not to confuse Berko. It'll be a series of grunts and hand gestures. Think Tribal.

They'll sip champagne from shrunken heads!

"so as not to confuse Berko"
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Now this might be difficult ;)

nastybugger said:
um, "hon"? I'm not your "hon". I'm your total stranger.

And I have no "freak friends" who obsess on Angie "24/4". We discuss more important things like the way our pResident is ruining our country. Oh, and it's 24/7, by the way.

I'm just curious as to why you feel the need to bring aniston into an angie thread when she wasn't mentioned at all. as I said, your obsession is showing.

angietothemax, I will follow your advice and (now) leave this poor piece of psycho-trash to his/her/its own little world of all things aniston.

cheers.

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Awww T-Bone. Does this mean we are not going to be Fast Friends, I just don't know what I would do if you dont be my frined T-Bonzy

They are NOT getting married.

It is a slow news day so people are making shyt up. Just like they did last year saying they were getting married at George's.

And I'm supposed to believe Britney is dating her bodyguard too.
Whatever.

They're having problems with the music though. Tribal drums, too blazée. EVERY Tribal African Chief does that. Angie wants something more unique.

And Berko has stated CATEGORICALLY that he will do one of those bungee jumps with the vines to prove his manhood before the ceremony.

hey t-bone, someone thinks we're twinsies.

wanna wear the same outfits tomorrow? :)

Green, what the hell do you put in your coffee??? I want some too! Good golly woman, you have been on quite the comedic high this week-loves it!!!

I brought the elephant-dung/patchouli scented candles for that special ambiance! Angietothe, I could totally see Brad in the loin-cloth/face paint but I picture the fedora and sunglasses as well!

i don't even like these two - but you people screaming about how they're doomed to fail don't seem to realize how stupid you sound. jeesh. hate much? it doesn't really look like it's going to happen soon & if i'm wrong & it does, are you winning some bet or zillion dollar contest that's the pot of gold at the end of your hater rainbow? i'm really sorry for whoever cheated on you & made you such a bitter judgemental person towards people that you will never even meet... seriously... let the love shine in...

No we can't forget the fedora & glasses. Nor can we forget Angie's precious peep toe pumps.

Oh my gawd Zekers! Elephant-dung/patchouli is my favorite Yankee candle scent!!!!

Angietothemax, what color Fedora goes with loin cloth?

"I had a farm in Africa.....' hhhhhmmmmm, I am going to go for the Meryl Streep Out of Africa look at the wedding. That's if Berko survives the bungee jump and makes it to the ceremony. The Chiefs have been nice though. They've told him he can wear his fedora during the jump. It'll be like a crash helmet. Although between you me and that elephant over there, a knock on the head might do him no harm at all.

nastybugger -- that "someone" thinks I'm everyone's twin. I guess it's easier to think that all of these people out here are just one person than it is to admit that the person you idolize isn't worshipped by all. Must be a killer.

But yes - I'd love to wear the same outfit ;) How about a Scottish kilt and a V neck sweater?

nastybugger said:
hey t-bone, someone thinks we're twinsies.

wanna wear the same outfits tomorrow? :)

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No not twins, god forbid there would be two of you nut cases running about, You're new HUH, lol

I wish I could make up senarios about Mans wedding, The fact is No man will have her. Brad got out just in the nic of time. Kick that Fug Mug right to the curb, I guess Man will just have to keep sleeping with Norman,, poor poor Norman.

Do Y'all remember when man said she was going to move to New York to Ho around for a man, Cause No man in LA, could stomach her, what ever happened to that, another lie maybe, What do yall think?

" between you me and that elephant over there, a knock on the head might do him no harm at all. "

Oh man you're killin me!!

Just because a person doesn't idol-worship Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt doesn't mean they hate them or wish bad things upon them. That kind of hatred is for the psychos out here.

Some of us just see the plain truth and comment and laugh about it.

Oh God Almighy Guys, I can't help it . Who the f/ck are Norman and Dolly ? Ha ha! Dolly's not that sheep that was cloned is she?

One Flew Out of the Cuckoos Nest is a great book.

T Bonzy and Twinnie , I think ye'd look great in Peruvian peasant women costumes

Norman and Dolly are personality #4 and #7 in LookImANut's head!

Personality #1 is the one surpressing what happened in the green kitchen.

I'll believe it when it happens...the media starts these rumors every few months...or maybe its Brad and Angie, so they can stay in the news...

T-Bone said:
Just because a person doesn't idol-worship Angelina Jolie or Brad Pitt doesn't mean they hate them or wish bad things upon them. That kind of hatred is for the psychos out here.

Some of us just see the plain truth and comment and laugh about it.

Posted on July 13, 2007 02:39 PM

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Agreed, That is why I love laughing at the truth that Manny, keeps getting dumped, and can't keep a man, Now that is funny. Her and Norman can live happily ever after, ha ha ha ha, now that priceless, dont you think so too.

Green,
Norman would be Jennifer Aniston's dog. And "Dolly" would be that person's attempt at being funny. The insinuations there say a WHOLE lot about the person writing them. Pretty f*ing sick and twisted!

Right 'Dolly'. Jeez, that'll have 'em rolling in the aisles. Best joke I've heard all week.....ahem.

t-bone, as long as we wear the kilt "scottish-style", if ya get my drift.

however, Peruvian peasant women costumes sound pretty good too.

why does it quote EVERYTHING like that?

"why does it quote EVERYTHING like that"
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Because IT'S insane ;)

yeah, I'm starting to realize that.

methinks someone is DESPERATE for attention.

Hot Off the Press! 'Tribe & Life' magazine have bought the exclusive rights to the wedding photos. A deal was hammered out in which T&L agreed to pay Brang 4 Zebra claws and 8 barrels of giraffe urine for the pics.

Haha!

Green Cardigan! You know you cannot believe a word that 'Tribe & Life' smoke signals!

I'm not sure, I think I believe this one. Brang have donated the urine to Relief Giraffe and Berko's wearing the claws around his neck.

Maybe they'll adopt a zebra? ha? Where's the love for the animals?

Norman and Dolly are both Jen's dogs. She had Norman when she married Pittstop. There was a name change from Dog to Dog-Pitt, but he never bothered to adopt Norman. You can check the records. She got Dolly last Fall. Incidentally, Pitt walked out on Norman and never once sent even a doogie boo (Milk Bone dog biscuit). I thought Jen should have sued him for back dog support, but she's too classy. The low life jerk never even asked for visitation rights. That's the kinda guy he is. Norman did recover nicely from the rabies he caught from Brad.

T-Bone, yes, there are a lot of displaced hippopotimus in Africa. They should think about opening a Hippo Sanctuary, where all the wandering hippos can come and rest. Take a load off. All that walking. Can't be good for them.

Brad's a dick.

Berko could find his calling as a Hippo Whisperer

Maybe Brad can buy her another kid for their wedding gift. Seriously, I hope they do get married.

I do have to say this --- if these two become an old married couple with children, people are not going to be as interested in their lives. Won't this kill both of them -- not being of media interest anymore?

green cardigan said:
Berko could find his calling as a Hippo Whisperer

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Well, i know who Norman and Dolly are now.

BUT who is Berko?

Berko = Brad-o

It's Green's made up African name change for Brad Pitt ;)

Raises hand, check post #30. Just a joke...

Margaret-love the post!

T-bone-don't see them becoming an "old married couple"...

Raises Hand , Berko Kefilwe is just way more fitting and appropriate now. Brad Pitt as a name is too bland. Since meeting Angie he has turned his back on his old life and embraced Africa. He can even point it out on a map, and he can ALMOST spell it.

Brad and Ange Are Africa.

If they did get married I don't think it would even be announced it'll be like all of Angie's weddings in Vegas somewhere or justice of the peace. Just them and the kids. But I'm sure they've already done some sort of tribal commitment ceremony somewhere.

These two are glorified babysitters spend all day shuttling their kids around. That's great for the kids, but it's not terribly interesting. In fact, they bore me to tears. And Angelina is still a husband-stealing ho. You can put lipstick on a pig but it's still a pig.

Plus they don't even know if they love each and have never uttered the words, but they're getting married? I won't bet the farm on it.

These two are glorified babysitters spend all day shuttling their kids around. That's great for the kids, but it's not terribly interesting. In fact, they bore me to tears. And Angelina is still a husband-stealing ho. You can put lipstick on a pig but it's still a pig.

Plus they don't even know if they love each and have never uttered the words, but they're getting married? I won't bet the farm on it.

AngietotheMax - I think your right they've already had a private ceremony. It involved burying poo underneath sacred rocks. Don't know the ins and outs of it. It's not recognised in the eyes of the law though.

The interest in this couple has always been their non-traditional style and their up and down, questionable relationship. I mean yes people are interested in Angie, but pretty much because she's a single, physically attractive woman doing very non-traditional things. But if they marry, the Jenn vs. Angie thing goes away, the interest in the non-traditional, crazy single woman goes away, and the constant speculation regarding their relationship goes away as well! Perhaps we should pray for marriage???

I like that Angie doesn't recall their first "I love you". I'm sure they've said it to each other but it's not what defines them. She loves him but they don't feel the need to talk about it they're just together and it suits them.

Let's Pray to the Sun God

The African Sun God, no less ;)

Yes, let's pray that Angie wants to do something as traditional as become Mrs Berko Kefilwe.
Take his hand in marriage Ange. He may not be the brightest bulb in the box but he's trying.

I remember during Angie's interview with Anderson Cooper Anderson said that one of her roles was being a wife and Angie quickly corrected saying "I'm not a wife!"

Blessings and light Green! Blessings and light!

If they marry now, it's because they have something to prove because marriage isn't necessary for them because they've both done it before, right? And they already have a commitment to their kids, right? And gays still can't marry, right?

I fucking love how people were conversing & lookwhatican do kept interjecting with her pathetic aniston comments over & over but no one was replying. Well done to everyone who ignored her, it's very obvious she wants the argument to satisfy her obsession with Aniston as she kept posting mean shit about her until someone replied & gave her the attention, shows how lame & immature she is. We can all learn from this day, ignore lookwhaticando & she gets really pissed & keeps posting, keep ignoring & she will lose her shit but ignore her then too, it will be very funny.

At least these two do genuinely seem concerned about the kids. Nice to see for once.

morons... lake como is about 200 miles away from tuscany.

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I fucking love how people were conversing & lookwhatican do kept interjecting with her pathetic aniston comments over & over but no one was replying. Well done to everyone who ignored her, it's very obvious she wants the argument to satisfy her obsession with Aniston as she kept posting mean shit about her until someone replied & gave her the attention, shows how lame & immature she is. We can all learn from this day, ignore lookwhaticando & she gets really pissed & keeps posting, keep ignoring & she will lose her shit but ignore her then too, it will be very funny.

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LOL,, Thanks so much for acknowledging me in your post, I feel OH SO, vendicated now, hehehehehe

Seriously people...anyone who actually believes this story should just take a look at the source- and if you believe the National Enquirer as a credible source then you should probably wait by the mailbox for your personal invitation to the highly anticipated Brangelina wedding. Dumbass.

Learn to spell you angry monster.

ANONYMOUS----I MEAN T-BONE

NICE TRY!

LOOKWHATICANDO---Keep at it hon--this cow deserves it!

T-BONE (and I do love your new nickname T-fool :-)

You are full of sh*t when you say you just want a casual debate with posters.
You don't debate. You post the same old lame one-liners about Angelina Jolie being a mental case and Brad Pitt being a jerk.

Then you agree with yourself in all your many aliases----as if you are fooling anyone!!!

You are psycho. It is ridiculous at this point that you can get away with dominating these boards and polluting them with your Sybil self.

BUT METHINKS THE GIG WILL SOON BE UP BECAUSE NOT ONLY DO I HAVE PROOF OF YOUR ALIASES (TO BE REVEALED IN TIME) BUT I--CAN--SEE--THRU--YOU

ooh lookwhaticando and yeahright:

u better not poke the bear.
t-bone is known to cry to the editors the minute anyone hassles her.
she likes to run these boards.
nobody reads these threads anymore in my crowd.
its a well known fact that there is a crazy jenhag here that makes sure angie is slagged every day and jen is supported.

methinks she is a troll for huvane
nothing else makes sense that she could always be commenting on angie/brad threads and nothing else.

sic her ha, ha.

I must say when I saw all these many posts, I was curious, though I have long abandoned commenting on a Brad/Angie post. Why? Because it is obvious to me as well that this person T-BONE

is OBSESSED with these 2 and does not want to debate the facts whatsoever. Its no fun.

It was over for me a month or so ago when an entire thread was dominated by T-bone and her assorted aliases all finishing each other's sentences in some INANE fake storyline (re: B&A) that was beyond incomprehendable and so 'inside'
that it could only come from the pea-brain of 1 person.

As if, all these people are posting within minutes of each other and finishing each other's sentences-----without any other poster in between!!!????

Its really scary and beyond nutty.
T-Bone you really need to cool your jets.

You are a crazy jenfan. Fine. But stop trying to have it all your way.

You've been slagging Angie for everything she does and then Jen can do no wrong.
There are things Jen has done recently that are beyond the pale of bad judgement.

I waited to see if you had the gumption to show some class and call a spade a spade.

But you didn't. You supported Jen's blatant and very foolish publicity stunts and stepped up your
standard diss of Angelina (who must have drove you crazy with her poise and grace throughout her publicity blitz FOR REAL CREATIVE OUTPUT)

You are a hypocrite of the highest degree.

And you don't have the cujones to debate as one person but need to agree with yourself as many.

That's cowardly, cheap and low.

Hey Dorothea-- I hve missed ur posts.
I too am a bit flustered with these boards being dominated by t-bone and her ilk.

I LOVE brad and angie and their family and am so sick of hearing angie called a mental health candidate by some idiot who is still mad that brad and jen broke up.

GET OVER IT ALREADY!!! Geez they have a baby together. they are inlove. jens been scr*wing her brains out with assorted paid and planned boyfriends (oh man did that paul sculfor thing BACKFIRE BIGTIME) you need to move on .....bonebrain!

Lookwhaticando (also known as ICANSEETHRUYOU, DOROTHEA, GIVEMEABREAK, YEAH RIGHT, CATTY AND NOW SAYY):

WOW!!! Still writing about me!!! Your total obsession over me only serves to highlight my points. YOU are actually giving me all the press I need. Even if people skip over my posts, they go back and read them because you and your alias usernames won't stop talking about me. If you were smart (and all signs point to the contrary), you would actually say something meaningful about the actual pictures and story. Someone might actually listen to you then (like they do with Angietothemax), instead of calling you crazy. Try a different approach.

THESE TWO PEOPLE ARE AMONG THE MOST BORING AND INCONSEQUEND JEKS OF ALL TIMES.
DON'T GET MARRIED, WOULD CERTAINLY BE JUST ANOTHER DIVORCE.
HE SEEMS LIKE A NICE ENOUGH GUY, LOOK AROUND, THERE MUST BE A NICE LADY FOR YOU....
RUN, RUN, RUN !

I enjoy T-Bone's posts and sometimes have an opposing view. He's not just ranting craziness. He maks points that show thought.

Don't like it?

Lump it.