Calm down, Gis. Sources say that things aren't all European vacations and limo cuddling with Gisele Bundchen and her guy, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. Go Pats! Sorry, I'm in Boston, I have to do that. Anyway, Tom's ex Bridget Moynihan is set to spread her legs and give Tom's spawn to the world any day now. Gisele is allegedly unhappy about this. What's she gonna do? Stuff it back in? Is she crazy? She needs to eat something. She's delirious. Have a cupcake.
While the two have put up a happy front for the cameras - and his family is even said to be flying out to Italy to spend time at the villa in Rome she recently acquired - our spies say Bundchen is upset that Brady's ex, Bridget Moynahan, is due to give birth to Brady's son on Friday - Bundchen's birthday. The tension has grown so intense that the couple fought openly in front of hotel guests in Napa while staying at the five-star Auberge du Soleil.God forbid you might have to share your boyfriend WITH HIS CHILD. Selfish model. "Tom, thees babee haz spit upon me once more. Thees dress is John Galliano! I keel baby!" Just because he has that annoying "visitation rights" thing doesn't mean you have to share in it. Just book a shoot whenever he has to see the little bastard. Wow, hire me out as a life coach.
T-Bone says:
Dear Gisele -- This guy ran away from his PREGNANT girlfriend to date you. What does that say about him???? And what does it say about you that you got involved in this situation???
Sorry girl, no sympathy here.
green cardigan says:
Gisele's probably pissed off because Tom will be with Bridget in the delivery room on Friday telling her to push instead of spending it with Gisele to celebrate her birthday. Oh boo hoo.
Candy says:
What the hell is she unhappy about? She stole the guy from a pregnant woman, knew when the baby was due from the beginning and she still continued her relationship with him. Even viciously flaunting it to the media "Loookieee, I got me a Superbowl Hero!"
Stupid ignorant biatch! I hope the baby is born on her birthday. That'll serve her right when her BF has to attend the boy's birthday! As for Tom, a child is actual birth is only once in his lifetime, Gisele will have many more - well unless she goes jump in the Amazon when she's home in Brazil!
Riana says:
How funny green cardigan. Tom will be saying "Breathe, Push" and Gisele is probably saying it the same time somewhere with Josh Hartnett - her rebound/part-time lover!
Stinky Minky says:
I don't get it. What's up with these women, who have everything going for them, hooking up with men who have pregnant girlfriends/wives?! It's a very simple formula girls: single, sober and self-supporting.
Samantha Jones says:
She's unhappy because the baby's probably going to be born on HER BIRTHDAY this Friday! Poor baby! Poor, poor, stupid bitch! God, this is hysterical. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
NuggetBrain says:
News flash, Gisele - your birthday is not a tampon, other people are allowed to share it.
Margaret says:
T-Bone. I doubt seriously that the scumbag will be in the delivery room, even in the hospital, not even in the same city where his child is born. We're talking trash here. I'm waiting for Giselle buds to say how inconsiderate Bridget is in planning her due date. After all, Friday is the fugly's birthday.
krystyn says:
ummmm, do we all have short term memory loss? He did NOT leave Bridget for Gisele
he didn't start dating Gisele until late Dec, almost January (after they beat the Chargers)
tom and bridget started breaking up, reconciling etc in late Oct, finally calling it quits in early Nov
bridget just announced the pregnancy right as Tom and Gisele were heating things up and starting to be photographed together which I believe was around Feb
I wouldn't be surprised if this story were "planted" for some positive attention on someone's behalf who is about to give birth....
jus saying
T-Bone says:
Bridget and Tom called it quits in November and Giselle and Tom hooked up in December? Not really a whole lot of time there, Krystyn. Don't even begin to tell me that Tom wasn't seeing Gisele before he dumped Bridget. Men generally don't leave something to go to nothing, because they're not that brave. Having said that, I agree that Gisele probably didn't find out about Bridget being pregnant until she was 2 months into her relationship with Tom. And that would have been a GOOD TIME for her to get out. But she stayed. Bad choices, bad consequences. No sympathy.
green cardigan says:
Go On, Push Bridget !
Margaret says:
I doubt that she will, but I wish Bridget would sell her baby pictures to People or OK like some of the others. Gisele would love them splashed all over the cover, I know, and I just luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuv Gisele. RIGHT!
newfgirl says:
I can just picture Gisele in the delivery room, cake in hand, singing Happy Birthday to herself. But, wait a minute... WAAAHHH!! Oops, it's not all about her! Bottom line is, the baby is coming and there's not a damn thing she can do about it besides smile and look pretty.
stolidog says:
Dear Mr. Harvey.
Thank F*ing jesus you're back.
That's all.
Yippee! says:
I can't wait to see pictures of the baby!
P says:
Oh Sir Harvey, how I love it when you mock Gisele's accent/speech.
Cally says:
I never understood the obsession with Giselle. Yes, her body is killer, but the face? Where is Perez' paint program when you need it?!