Whippets?!? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! My stoner brother doesn't even rock those anymore! Is she for real? Get that Redi-Whip can out of your face, ya hosebag! Is this behind the gym after seventh period? Is this a sleepover? What a strung-out junkie this ho is. Star magazine is claiming that Lohan resorted to doing whippets in rehab to stay high. For those of you not in the know, those are when you snort the nitrous oxide out of household products like Redi-Whip. So when you spot the local burnout or some sixth graders at the 7-Eleven buying a whole mess of cans, you know what time it is.
"She uses 'whippits,' the tubes that you buy that contain nitrous oxide. She mixes that with the cold medicine Coricidin. Together they get you really wasted. At first, the counselors couldn't figure out how she was getting high, but then they found the cold medicine and whippit containers under Lindsay's bed. Lindsay admitted to using the stuff in group counseling meetings and said she was sorry."Next up - paper bags filled with glue to huff. She's going to be running around with glue remnants plastered around her freckled mouth and nose. That's appetizing. That oughta look hot when she goes in for auditions.
(Images courtesy of BuzzFoto.com)
Kare Bear says:
So good to have you back J.!!! Come on did anyone really believe her goodie two shoes bullshit act?
argh! says:
It's disturbing that any of these lousy young teenyboppers can carry the title MOVIE STAR. The world must be coming to an end.
nisey says:
Oh J., how I missed you. I guess the time would be about 4:15 'cause it wasn't 4:20.
amanda says:
I used to LOVE to do whippets, in college. But they only last like 15 seconds. She certainly couldn't have stayed high on anything of that sort.
Laura says:
Are the "whippets" causing the deep lines on her face and the bags under her eyes??? Wow. Linsay. Wow.
ZeldaF says:
Oh come on! Do you really believe that a place like that, would not know EVERY trick possible?? These people are pro's and they know all the tricks to getting high. Do you REALLY think they would suspect nothing of multiple cans of Redi-Whip being brought in? Now you're just grasping at straws for a story. Go out there and get a real story; one that is believeable, because this one is NOT. This is junior high. Not worthy of ASL.
Zekers says:
Are these recent photos? If so, she doesn't look so great...she's beginning to turn into a zombie-I expected she would look better than before "rehab."
Horus says:
Whippits? Whippits ain't shit. You can have a OBE with coricidin though, cause of the DXM. Oh and you don't have to bring in cans of redi-whip. Thay sell nitrous oxide staright out the canister now, its legal. Just go to www.whipeez.com to order you a box.
Comedy Blog says:
Yo he's right about that Coricidin shit. Man that shit wrecks you.
Nothing wrong with a little nitrous folks.
Hoosier says:
Whippets? From a Redi-whip can? Oh for Christ's sake, you've got to be kidding. Is she so stupid as not to know that you can got to party supply and gourmet stores and get individual metal "vials"? She can pick up the baloons there too. What an amateur. Bwahahahahaha.
Don Ho says:
The thing that I can't get past lately, and the thing I think a lot of people are forgetting is that this dried up, sagging, wrinkled, over processed, fake-n-baked, rode hard and put away wet, slept in the shrubbery last night lookin' creature we're all lookin' at and talkin' about JUST TURNED 21 YEARS OLD A FEW SHORT WEEKS AGO.
She could easily pass for a 38 year old bar hag.
That, my friends, is scary and sad and I for one don't imagine it's going to get better.
your asshole says:
haha ! yeah, man. junkies are worthless! they should do to her what that one kid did to that useless homeless guy with his baseball bat. haha!
Doctor Wrote says:
Get your facts right.
1. You don't snort whippets.
2. You don't mix them with cold medicine to get high.
3. They don't come in tubes.
You don't know what the hell you're writing about. do you have a fact checker? You could look this stuff up on the internet and find out the correct information.