(Flynet)
The National Enquirer is reportedly going to press with a story concerning the paternity of Nicole Richie's hellspawn. Word is that the kid might not necessarily belong to that guy in the shitty band. In fact, they claim that there were four guys in Nic's life who could have knocked her up.
Their report says that Nicole will not know for sure who fathered her child until the potential baby-daddies undergo paternity tests.A source tells the Enquirer: "Nicole recently underwent a series of tests, including blood and urine screenings, which confirmed she is pregnant."
Ok, readers - let's have your lists. I'm going with Madden, Brody Jenner, DJ AM, and Paris' Dad. That one's for giggles. You know she's seen "Poison Ivy" and wants to act it out! My alternate pick is Samantha Ronson, because you know that diesel dyke is packing large and her boys can swim.
LotusFlower says:
1. Joel Madden
2. DJ AM
3. Brody Jenner
4. Greasy Bear
Cally says:
Oh my! I think I just peed myself from laughing.
BRANDY says:
OK FIRST OF ALL THIS BABY DADDY GAME CANNOT BE GOOD FOR A CHILD I MEAN AS THIS BABY GROWS UP THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF RUMORS JUST BECAUSE OF THE FACT OF WHO HIS/HER MOM IS BUT REALLY NICOLE MAY BE A DECENT PERSON DEEP DOWN SO DURING HER PREGNANCY I THINK THE WORLD SHOULD CUT HER SOME SLACK HOW WOULD WE FEEL ABOUT ALL THESE RUMORS IF WE WERE PREGGERS?
hazel says:
hmmmm.
"OK FIRST OF ALL THIS BABY DADDY GAME CANNOT BE GOOD FOR A CHILD"
Well, first off I'm pretty sure the unborn spawn won't be reading this, so I think we can all sleep better knowing that we are not causing the baby any stress.
"HOW WOULD WE FEEL ABOUT ALL THESE RUMORS IF WE WERE PREGGERS?"
I can't speak for WE, but I can say that if I had been slinging my va-jay-jay around like a frisbee and wasn't sure who my baby daddy was, then I would probably expect some kind of spectulation.
*sigh*
hazel says:
Oh and as for my guesses:
Joel Madden
DJ AM
Greasy Bear
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and I'm totally on board with the Ronson theory! That broad is probably packing some serious heat down under.
Heidi says:
If it is true, I don't think it really matters. All of the DNA on that list is swimming at the shallow end of the gene pool.
OMG says:
I cannot believe that people actually care about this crap.
Ruby Jackson says:
Good way to get STDs.
..unprotected sex with four guys...
Idiot.
jason says:
Who's the cute girl in the picture? It can't be Nicole.
tommy D says:
brandy thank you for making me realize we all need to get a life
Shootingstar says:
Wow. What an unfortunate turn of events for Nicole. More than hoping for a certain paternity...I hope her child is healthy. Be strong, Nicole!
nymphetomine says:
Brandy, is Nicole paying you for posting this shit? 4 different guys & she's clued out to who the baby's dad is? This is fuckin sad. Don't "poor" Nicloe snything My heart bleeds for her. (heavy sarcasm) At the same time guys get a girl pregnant, & the're gone. Very fair.
lookwhaticando says:
The story is probably just another BS story to sell rags, I believe nothing I read in trash Magazines