Cisco Adler Has A Gift

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Cisco Adler 071907
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Cisco Adler is the "musician" with the pendulous balls (there's pictures) who used to go out with Mischa Barton. He's in some footage on the Intranets wherein he talks about his gift for seducing the ladies. He probably teabags them into unconsciousness with those grotesque, dangly balls of his and spirits them away in his weedmobile.

Rich-kid rocker Cisco Adler - who's been linked to Paris Hilton, Mischa Barton and Kim berly Stewart - brags on a video: "I have some sort of gift with women . . . I tend to find myself dating famous women sometimes. I just write dope songs and [bleep] hot bitches."
This piece of art is featured on Contagorerecords.com. The video is a promo, because someone gave this dolt a show. It's called "Rock Life" and it premieres on VH-1 on Aug. 6. Please keep in mind that his "band", Whitestarr, has never actually sold a record despite all those "dope" songs.


11 Comments

July 19, 2007 12:18 PM

Dude looks like Weird Al...ick!

July 19, 2007 12:48 PM

LOL! Youre comment below his picture is hilarious-but yes I do not know what these girls see in hiM!!

July 19, 2007 2:11 PM

They see a dealer and supplier..

July 19, 2007 2:21 PM

Clemie, WORD UP!!!

His daddy has disowned him (Lou Adler) and Cisco gets no money from him so "dealer" is his occupation. And I'm sure these b!tches are grateful enough to give a little something something (besides the money, that is).

July 19, 2007 2:37 PM

And never mind the nutsack...

July 19, 2007 3:50 PM

He looks like he could be the love child of Penny Marshall and Weird Al.

July 19, 2007 6:08 PM

He's an atrocious MoFo.

July 22, 2007 8:09 PM

in case anyone forgot..... http://farm1.static.flickr.com/166/371259058_27b3f2af65.jpg

He looks like what I imagine Britney would look like with a goatee and a soulpatch.

August 7, 2007 12:27 PM

Well if Cisco Adler has a talent, it sure aint music. I hear the same rumors about drug dealing. No smoke without fire, heh.

hes jewish

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