Brad Takes Off On His Hog

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Brad had enough and took off on his motor cycle. Maybe all those kids, and the charitable organizations calling, and Clooney always wanting to discuss his dead pig mourning really got to his ass.


Brad's trip had him on the road for approximately six hours. Despite dreary weather, an insider says he finds the experience of driving his Ducati motorcycle alone liberating. "He's so famous, but with a helmet covering his face, no one knows it's him," say an insider.

So why the drama and the solo trip, Angie is still down in the dumps and try as he might, Brad can't seem to lift her mood. "He cooks her favorite meals, brings her flowers and writes her notes," says his friend. "Angelina seems to appreciate it, but it's not enough to make her happy."


Chins are wagging that Brad better watch out. She's not happy because she's fallen out of love! Maybe she needs to go for a ride on Brad's hog to get a smile back on her face. And stop trying to breast feed the world! You've made a difference, take a nap or something!

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43 Comments

July 23, 2007 3:03 PM

So Brad went off on his motor cycle in a big sulk after a barney with his missus. Big Deal.

He probably had fun speeding along through the vineyards shouting 'I'll show her!She's not the boss of me' and laughing madly into the wind.

July 23, 2007 3:06 PM

Motorcycle enthusiasts love their motorcylces, end of story. And hey, 6 hours away is 6 hours away. I love my husband but again, 6 hours away is sometimes pretty great. And I'm not even escaping kids.

July 23, 2007 3:07 PM

That's cause she sucks ... Has it all and is still soooo Whiney. She needs to get over it.

The National Ledger needs to get their stories straight. Brad did take off on his motorcycle -with Angelina following close behind him on her motorcycle! Must have been a slow news day for the paper. I hate it when stuff is made up - and I hate it even more when they pull the wool over our eyes. I don't believe anything I read anymore....sad.

July 23, 2007 3:26 PM

obviously he didn't take off in an angry episode. There's clearly a picture of Angie in her motorcycle outfit as well. It seems I recall these two being motorcycle entusiasts. Honestly, they seem to have a lot in common and to be a very unique couple. At first I wished for a recnociliation with Maniston, but it's clear at this point that Angie and Brad fit together pretty well.

Also, LMAO @ "Quit trying to breastfeed the world" J.Harvey I heart you. I wait daily for any and all posts you make.

July 23, 2007 3:32 PM

The fact that she's unhappy and bored wouldn't surprise me, but this is probably just another made up story.

I guess them going off together on matching motorcycles, renting a "castle" in France together, inviting a friend along-Marianne Pearl, is just too much for tabloids to handle. The fiction writers in tabloids are really sad and desparate. When they have such real drama in Hollywood, why do they keep making up stuff about these two? And why do people then reprint it like it is the gosple truth and even sadder, why do people believe it.

I guess them going off together on matching motorcycles, renting a "castle" in France together, inviting a friend along-Marianne Pearl, is just too much for tabloids to handle. The fiction writers in tabloids are really sad and desparate. When they have such real drama in Hollywood, why do they keep making up stuff about these two? And why do people then reprint it like it is the gosple truth and even sadder, why do people believe it.

July 23, 2007 3:54 PM

Watch out, the angry ladies will soon be on this like flies on poo.

I don't believe this story b/c it's originally from Life and Style who is angry about not getting any exclusives about this couple and keep making up stories. They had this same story a couple of months ago. They are just trying to drum up sales b/c they know people hate or love this couple and even the ones that hate them will buy the mag to read the story.

July 23, 2007 4:01 PM

Even tho I wish this story were true, I don't believe it.

I don't know if you know but he other person in the bike riding with Brad is Angelina.

July 23, 2007 4:22 PM

Not to be to nit picky but a Hog is not a Hog unless it's a Harley Davidson. Ducati's are cool and all but they are not Hogs.

July 23, 2007 4:30 PM

I call bullshit--- just like all the other so-called "scoops". Who are these supposed friends, inside sources, insiders, etc. anyway? Don't believe what you read, and only half of what you hear.

July 23, 2007 4:38 PM

I reckon the leak is Jane Pitt. She's locked in the attic of the castle sending text messages to her contact in the National Enquirer.
'Trouble in Paradise. Brad gone AWOL on his HOG'

duh that's angie with him, you need to correct your stupid fucking post.

July 23, 2007 4:49 PM

Pardon my ignorance green cardigan, but who exactly is Jane Pitt? Whoever she is, at least she's locked up in the castle and not on the grassy knoll...

July 23, 2007 4:54 PM

newfgirl _ Jane is Brad's mother. She's been making clandestine visits to Jennifer Aniston. It all fits. I reckon its all a big conspiracy.

I'm sure she doesn't let him get far out of her sight. She's got to be the most insecure person in the world which explains why married men are the ones she gets knocked up on purpose by.

July 23, 2007 4:59 PM

THAT WAS ANGELINA WITH HIM...YOU MORONS!!!!

Socialitelife... wake up and do your research.

you are incredibly irresponsible starting bs threads like this. Its angie.

July 23, 2007 5:11 PM

A Socialite's Life got their story from The National Ledger, who got the story from another source. So ASL really isn't to blame (other than for reprinting what someone else wrote).

But if you click on the link above then you'll get to the Ledger story. Trouble in paradise or just more false crap??? You be the judge.

July 23, 2007 5:15 PM

Thanks for clearing that up, green cardigan. Now I feel really stupid!

And yes, you're probably right. It's a dirty, ugly conspiracy, no doubt planted by Jane (yes, we are on a first name basis now!) MI5, the FBI and the Tooth Fairy.

July 23, 2007 5:59 PM

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losera at asl

Ok, I'm no Brad and Angie fan, but, the pic with the two riders; Brad is on the bike in the front and, Angie is on the other bike behind him.

Just look at the way the front rider is seated and holding the handlebars-male rider. You can clearly see the other bike is being driven by a female. Just tell the truth, stop making up lies.

the national ledger is the source -- lolololololol. oh puh-leez.

July 23, 2007 7:42 PM

BRANGELINA FANDOM SPEAKS

ATTENTION READERS of DUMB CELEB TRASHING BLOGS & SH*TTY LYING TABLOIDS:

It really doesn't matter WHAT you see, hear, or read from the parties themselves in LEGIT publications and interviews(that they are in love, happy, and full of praise for each other) - the silly celeb trashing rags and blogs have an agenda, and it is to trash them, in the hopes the haters spend their time here. *(Oh, by the way, here's a news bulletin Einstein: the haters spend their time on the FANSITES too, so the ONLY thing you're doing is ALIENATING the huge fanbase, and making sure we wouldn't bookmark you, even if someone held a gun to our head..hahahaha - what IDIOTS!! think people, THINK!)

Why silly blogs like yours erroneously think this kind of lying and making up sh*tm will make them more money is beyond me. Maybe in the short run, you get visited by me, a fan, just to tell you off this one time -- but what's going to bring me back? I'm done with you. Unless I hear you've written something positive and/or ACCURATE.

Listen to me, it's a good marketing lesson for you:

I haven't picked up a rag in over a year and a half, and I usually stay away from sites known to go neg on them, I'm only here today because a link was posted on JJ, talking about how STUPID a 'socialite's life' was.

Somehow they've gotten the mistaken idea (probably from some PR agency who wants Angelina as a client, or perhaps one whose working for Brad's ex, that fugly bad TV sit-com actress) that these negative and nasty science fiction stories about the state of Brad & Angelina is what people WANT to read, when the fact of the matter IS - prior to following Brad & Angelina (before they became a couple), I consistently BOUGHT tabloids and logged on to questionable celeb gossip sites like yours. You see, I didn't care about the truth of a story, because I wasn't really following this or that celeb, so whatever you wrote about this one or that one, in my mind could have been true.

Since I've kept up with 'Brangelina,' however, I realize now, just how much pure fiction they dabble in. They are so widely covered, it's impossible for people to NOT know for instance, that Brad was squeezing Angie's ass on the red carpet 3 weeeks ago - hell, people have downloaded it over 50,000 times on Youtube. Thus, when a tabloid comes out with a story that 'Brad leaves Angie and the kids,' that same weekend, WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE FULL of SH*T. Get me?? Everyone knows! EVERY ONE.

You know, 'Brad walks out on Angie & the kids' (yeah he walked out, and walked RIGHT BACK IN an hour later, as he ran an errand)....

...Or 'Angelina Battling a Deadly Disease' (Even as she films an action movie, rides motorcycles, and carries two kids on her hip)...

...or 'Brad Still Loves Jen' screams the cover of yet another bullsh*t rag to try and get the haters & fans of poor Aniston to foam at the mouth w/ excitement, only to print inside, 'but he's IN love with Angelina!'...

It's all so ridiculous, and frankly very insulting to readership and bloggership everywhere, that's mostly my main beef. It's almost like, just how stupid do you think Americans are? LMAO, apparently, very stupid. It's like you think we can't Google, or do translations, or read the legitimate publications, or visit celebrity photo sites that BELIE the LIES.

There are over a half million downloads of Brad making out with Angie in a car on youtube, assorted other youtubes have them all over each other from Cannes to Hollywood to Prague -- there are recent french interviews where Brad is talking about how in love Angie and he are, and how he's a 'new man,' how they want more kids, and are having such fun with their family. Interviews up the wazoo where Angelina waxes poetic about Brad. They go on and on about how they are planning their family, and vacationing together - and of course the obvious fact, that they've been damn near inseparable for going on 3 YEARS.

Is this a case of jealous women and b*tchy gay men, thinking they can b*tch something into reality? LOL

You know Matt Damon goes away for 3 weeks from his family, and comes back and says - wow that was difficult I'm never doing it again. Yet nowhere do I have to read how Matt 'walks out on his wife and kids.' Ditto Affleck when he films. Ditto Will Smith. Katie Holmes leaves her kid for more than a week to attend fashion shows in Paris, and yet no one is ripping her parenting skills, and criticizing her absence.

Most glaring of all, inside a week of Brad's marriage to Aniston, within a week he was gone for 3 months shooting The Mexican, he was gone for 6 months while he filmed Troy, and 3 months while he filmed Spy Game, she was gone 3 months while she filmed Derailed. Everyone who is anyone knew their relationship was KAPUT about 2 years before they actually announced it - and yet where were the incessant TABLOID 'break-up rumors,' where were all the 'trouble in paradise' stories about them?

Bottomline, there were none, and it was ONLY BECAUSE Aniston was the ugly TV girl who upgraded with 'MOVIE STAR BRAD PITT' and she apparently gave these same poor ol' jealous hater b*tches ragging on Angelina right now, a lot of HOPE - Aniston is/was a threat to no one, she didn't do anything but make stupid TV, and get hairdo's therefore, she doesn't get piled on.

Angelina is the mythical temptress, an inspiration and influence to all with her strong image, great talent, great accomplishments, confidence, great beauty and big heart - she's also active, she's political, she adopts poor children that may have lost their lives if she hadn't intervened and saved them, she gives birth, she wins Oscars -- yet oddly enough the tabloids line up and pledge allegiance to the DO-NOTHING TV sit-com hack who looks like Dustin Hoffman, who hoardes her hundreds of millions to her siliconed bosom, and whose idea of charity is tipping the busboy at NOBU an extra 50 cents.

Why? Because they'd rather side with the inadequate, do-nothing plain Jane woman, than the one that makes them think they could do MORE and achieve MORE with their lives. Aniston makes all those homelies in line at Target feel good about themselves.

Angelina, so the tabloids think, makes them feel angry.

I personally think they are making a HUGE mistake, because all the women I KNOW, are fascinated by Angelina and are inspired to change their own lives because of her. Women on the whole, aren't interested in tearing down, one of the most powerful, original, kick as role models for themselves and their daughters to come along in forever.

Once again women, and American women in particular, are underestimated.

Tabloids are liars and most bloggers are b*tchy c*nts.

The few who aren't are smart enough to recognize that honey pays off better than vinegar, will reap what they sow eventually.

It's why JJ is THE brangelina site of note and he is rolling in dough, it's why Perez Hilton just got a show on VH1 - they're some of the sites willing to give credit where credit is due, and not slam this couple - so the fandom knows they can visit, click and patronize them.

As for this site...

...well, when your so godd*mn'd eager and happy to commit such an egregious ERROR with your bullsh*t stories, and all to ready to jump on the ridiculous and FICTIONAL 'trouble in paradise' bandwagon, and then you get found out within SECONDS by the hundreds of people logging on to say what a stupid idiot 'a socialite's life' life is, and how they can't trust your content, and how you're simply cutting and pasting from the worst cyber attack craploid blog faux news website in existence the 'National A-lledger' (a JOKE and half) - then your days are numbered.

I, and I'm sure hundreds/thousands of others, won't be back, so enjoy the clicks that come from people logging on to say what a crappy LYING site you have TODAY, it won't happen again.

You could always change your tune, but we won't hold our breath.

July 23, 2007 7:52 PM

For you doubters, there is a picture of them with a fan in full motorcycle gear when they stopped to have lunch while riding on JJ. IT's BP and AJ.

Anyway, isn't it possible that she is still mourning the loss of her mother? She might still be bummed and not yet "over it", but I doubt he expects her to forget about it after a couple months.

Anyway, isn't it possible that she is still mourning the loss of her mother? She might still be bummed and not yet "over it", but I doubt he expects her to forget about it after a couple months.

Anyway, isn't it possible that she is still mourning the loss of her mother? She might still be bummed and not yet "over it", but I doubt he expects her to forget about it after a couple months.

ooooooooohh you better watch out J.Harvey - the brangelooooonies are gonna get you.

Bunch of bloody freaks. I hate to feed the trolls, but go back to where you guys came from, JJ might miss the penny.

July 23, 2007 9:17 PM

Holy God Brangelina Fandom, you should really channel that energy to somewhere worth while, seriously. I had to stop reading that, it was just too long.

But seriously, why do people care so much one way or another? Regardless of who you hate, Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie, your insults are the same. "Oh, she's ugly" "oh, she's stuck-up" "oh, she's whiny." WTF???? None of us know them. Who gives a fuck?

Although it is funny that someone says they won't give you the time of day however they take the time to write over 25 paragraphs. You'll be back.

July 23, 2007 11:26 PM

The National Ledger story is talking about Brad's Berlin trip where he biked from Prague to Berlin to escape the bitch. Das all! Geeeeeeeeeeeez.

July 24, 2007 4:39 AM

Please b*tch. You know as well as I do, Brad didn't go anywhere without Angelina's permission.

Unlike Aniston where he escaped at every opportunity to film on location, as much as 6 months at a time. You hater b*tches were all quiet as church mouses then weren't you? Hahahahahaha!!

But the guy goes away for 72 hours, if that, purportedly to nearby Berlin to hang with some architecht pals who are helping him design his house FOR HIS FAMILY, and you fat ugly jealous ho's cream your size 22 jeans....wheee, he's left Angie..he's left Angie...their family is torn asunder...(fat ugly jealous b*tches dance in the streets in joy waving flags with Maniston &her big nose on them)...but then, their hopes are immediately dashed, as....oh rats, he's back. AAAAhahaha!! It's too entertaining.

Do you honestly think a dude that put up with that boring lame tv sit-com fugly ass wench for four years (leaving for 6 and 9 months at a time, throughout that time), is gonna dust off Angelina Jolie and his babies??


Where were you by the way, when that sh*t with Maniston was going down?

I think it's so funny how haters are always wishful thinking a split between this family, yet for some odd reason when he was with the ugly sit-com hag, and he was constantly taking off from her ass, to spend 6 months, and 3 months overseas filming this and that, and no one said, 'boo!' LMAO

Jealous embittered angry b*tches are so OBVIOUS and funny. Yeah I guess because she looked like a moneky's anus, like the haters do...she wasn't so much of a threat and didn't generate this kind of rabid hate - people weren't saying prayers every night for wonderful Brad to leave her, like they do with the evil seductive temptress, Jolie. They were rooting for the plain no talent hack, because they identified with her.

It's pretty weird, the pscyhology of it.

Stop with the soap operas you dumb sad lonely old ho's.

Oh, looks like Just Jacked has some deserters last night eh? Crazy crazy crazed!

Please, go back. The St. Jolie alter is missing you!

pleaseYAstupidHo said:

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LOOKWHATICANDO, did you tongue your meds again??

You desperately need a new hobby!

July 24, 2007 11:46 AM

When referring to a "HOG" It's short for a Harley Davidson bike. Ducati, being Italian, shouldn't be referred to as such.

The term HOG in biker terms means "Harley Owners Group".

So Brad didn't ride his hog. Sorry, just picky that way (HOG Member)

July 24, 2007 11:52 AM

OH MY GOD, BRANGELINA FANDOM! I'm truly worried about you! Please tell me that this website and that story didn't really upset you that much! If it did, you might be dealing with some internet addiction or you might actually be what's called "starstruck". If so, get help. And if you honestly think that Angelina Jolie would approve of your writing and your anger, you are sadly mistaken. She herself would think you a crackpot.

Check out the pic of Ano Ange gettin her wino on and trying to seduce the security guard! NICE! If it walks like a ho, and talks like a ho, it's Ange!

July 24, 2007 12:36 PM

Are you writing from prison? You sound like a Flavor of Love ghetto girl.

Ange is that you? Put the wine bottle down, eat a sammich and spend some time with those kids you bought!!

Ange is that you? Put the wine bottle down, eat a sammich and spend some time with those kids you bought!!

July 26, 2007 5:49 AM

It looks as if Brad is riding out front and Angie is following behind.... The Brad leaving and travelling alone is the normal Bullshet story that the tabs are so famous for...
They are both taking a fam vacay and spending quality time togather and am sure like most family vacation ( unless you are xenu loving aliens..) there will be some tension cause of klids , clothes , food , lodging , bla..bla..bla... but that's the normal stuff. I think this two are in it for the long haul and whether we like them or not we have to accept the fact that at the momment they are in love and are committed to each other and their family.

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