Who's Donning the Pink

For one horrible moment I thought that was Britney Spears.

Is this the same guy who comments on everyone else's appearance? UM...dude -- you don't have a foot to stand on. GROSS!!!!

Ewwh. Really, really, you should have warned us. Perez's cameltoe just made me temporarily lose my eyesight.

He's doing Britney!! He has cheetos and a bad wig!!!
But yeah, don't do that again. Gross.

That is just disgusting.

And he doesn't seem to have a penis.

I think I threw up a little.

That is just one nasty pic. My daughter needed to step out after looking at that!
Perez should just stick to the corner of coffee beans or something.

gross. gross. a thousand times, GROSS!

i'm going to have nightmares for months! thanks, asl!!!

one word...*gag*

What does it mean that I recognized him from behind?

Now *that's* tragic...

MY EYYYYYEEEEES!!!!!

I KNEW it!! First, the gonads, now this? WTF? How truly pathetic.

Jesus Christ someone call PETA...Paris's whale has gotten loose.

AW HELL NO!

revolting.

disgusting.

as he would say... "shitious".

but a damn good impression of Britney.

*gag*

perez, you look fly :)

perez, you look fly :)

I always thought he was disgusting, now I know for sure...he must tuck his Penis in, or he hasn't have one....

I always thought he was disgusting, now I know for sure...he must tuck his Penis in, or he doesn't have one....

Even his flip-flops are too small. Yucky all around. He totally borrowed that wig from Britney.

You just made me throw up my dinner!

He has proved on a too many occasions that he lacks class, style or grace. The lawsuits pending against him are another sign of his lack of smarts. Then he does this? He's done!

I don't care what anyone else says, I still think it's Britney without make up.

lol

I don't care what anyone else says, I still think it's Britney without make up.

lol

I love it!
PRICELESS!!!!

What a dick that guy is.

His writing is horrendous too.

From the back I thought it was John Travolta. From the front I saw the "man camel" and wanted to scratch out my own eyes.

That is all.

Thas britney in two month . I love perez.

Thas britney in two month . I love perez.

I just threw up. Not a little, and not in my mouth.

EWWWW, GROSS!!

Thus ensuring he never gets dick again for the rest of his life, Perez Hilton!

I hear his site is down by about a bazillion clicks *snicker*. Methface indeed.

Why?!?!?!
For the love of God, why?????

somebodies camel toe transplant went freakishly wrong.

What a sad, sad, sad cry for attention. It's pretty obvious his "day in the sun" is quickly fading to obscurity. The guy (and I use that term loosely) who thought he was king, is nothing but guttersnipe trash.

Wow, man cheese AND man camel toe all in one day? That was too much for me. I need eye rehab.

hes wonderful, stop hating

hes wonderful, stop hating

that's clearly fake...I'm not a fan of his but he's making fun of britney (how original).

thats not his moose knuckle, its a fake camel toe, he has on a bad wig, and he's in gross panties. this isn't rocket science people.

It's still gross and highly disturbing.

What are the people posting the same message twice? Are they getting paid by Perez Hilton?

What are the people posting the same message twice? Are they getting paid by Perez Hilton?

HOLY MOLY MOOSEKNUCKLE!!!
I totally thought it was Brit too, that's sad.

OMG, this must be a new species of orang utan strolling out of zoo.

i'm going to have nightmares. for sure.

If his goal was to look a hot mess, he totally succeeded.

I guess he figured if Brit gets publicity that way, so can he. He is needy-attention exactly like Britney.

He is so FREAKIN' GROSSY!

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

NASTY to the BONE!

ok...who do i sue for this?
i am still suffering emotional distress after i recovered from the 3 hr coma i slipped into after having a stroke from seeing this.

He has a man-gina. That's hot.

oh my..BARF

WHY?!

Oh my eyes. my EYES. Someone send him a caftan STAT.

Meghan #39 comment: Uh yeah, we get it is a Britney spoof but it isn't the clothes or wig that we are barfing over, it is the look of Perez under them. I don't care who he is goofing on, he should never ever again show that much.

I never thought I'd appreciate sleazy Britney but I'll take her over this monstrosity any day.

to the first poster: i thought it was britney too!!! ahahahhaha

It worked...he got over fifty posts and all the attention he was seeking. The cellulite is a nice touch.

I hope Brit-Brit sees these images and realises that she is a big mess...

I didn't know he was that fat. How can he comment on others when he looks like that?

Yuck

I guess he's either on drugs or running out of material so he has to inject himself into the discussion. Lame and pathetic.

Oh lord. This isn't even remotely funny - how embarassing for him! What a fatassed slob.

I've heard of the term "moose knuckle", but never actually saw one in the flesh. Thanks ASL!!

mangina!

mangina!

He just want atention from the media, that's it, he(?) is just gross!

I did want to say:"Britney,is it you?" but people already said it.
Perez,WHAT IS IT?Did you try to joke?

The thing is, he is goofing on Brit Brit, but he is no different. Doing something pathetic to get attention. Yeah he may be laughing, but he is still doing the exact thing Britney is, only meaner.

yeah, it's pretty bad. it looks like his ass moved up to his back and settled as love handles. he as no ass...how is that supposed to be britney spears? it's horrible even britney looks better than that. is it even possible for something that grotesque to get laid?

oh yeah, and he looks like a fatter barney rubble

God, I hope he on drugs.

God, that's awful!

What bothers me more than his appearence or his obvious lack of class is the fact that he must be soooooo happy that he is the subject of a "news item" on another site.

He loves the attention and by posting these pictures, you're just making him happier (and delusional)!

haha, he is such a legend.

like ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

His shape is disguisting. He honestly has no right to talk about about another celebrity's appearance...ever. Also, WHY DOES A MAN HAVE CAMELTOE? IT LOOKS LIKE AN EXTREMELY FAT COOCHIE! WHERE IS HIS PENIS, DID HE TUCK IT IN HIS BUTT?!

I'm sure glad Meghan cleared that up for all of us. I don't think anyone else knew he's mocking BritNitWit or that it's actually a wig. Meghan is SO perceptive.