He has proved on a too many occasions that he lacks class, style or grace. The lawsuits pending against him are another sign of his lack of smarts. Then he does this? He's done!
What a sad, sad, sad cry for attention. It's pretty obvious his "day in the sun" is quickly fading to obscurity. The guy (and I use that term loosely) who thought he was king, is nothing but guttersnipe trash.
ok...who do i sue for this?
i am still suffering emotional distress after i recovered from the 3 hr coma i slipped into after having a stroke from seeing this.
Oh my eyes. my EYES. Someone send him a caftan STAT.
Meghan #39 comment: Uh yeah, we get it is a Britney spoof but it isn't the clothes or wig that we are barfing over, it is the look of Perez under them. I don't care who he is goofing on, he should never ever again show that much.
I never thought I'd appreciate sleazy Britney but I'll take her over this monstrosity any day.
The thing is, he is goofing on Brit Brit, but he is no different. Doing something pathetic to get attention. Yeah he may be laughing, but he is still doing the exact thing Britney is, only meaner.
yeah, it's pretty bad. it looks like his ass moved up to his back and settled as love handles. he as no ass...how is that supposed to be britney spears? it's horrible even britney looks better than that. is it even possible for something that grotesque to get laid?
What bothers me more than his appearence or his obvious lack of class is the fact that he must be soooooo happy that he is the subject of a "news item" on another site.
He loves the attention and by posting these pictures, you're just making him happier (and delusional)!
His shape is disguisting. He honestly has no right to talk about about another celebrity's appearance...ever. Also, WHY DOES A MAN HAVE CAMELTOE? IT LOOKS LIKE AN EXTREMELY FAT COOCHIE! WHERE IS HIS PENIS, DID HE TUCK IT IN HIS BUTT?!
I'm sure glad Meghan cleared that up for all of us. I don't think anyone else knew he's mocking BritNitWit or that it's actually a wig. Meghan is SO perceptive.
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green cardigan says:
For one horrible moment I thought that was Britney Spears.
T-Bone says:
Is this the same guy who comments on everyone else's appearance? UM...dude -- you don't have a foot to stand on. GROSS!!!!
jackson says:
Ewwh. Really, really, you should have warned us. Perez's cameltoe just made me temporarily lose my eyesight.
Eyes of Green says:
He's doing Britney!! He has cheetos and a bad wig!!!
But yeah, don't do that again. Gross.
Holy Macaroni says:
That is just disgusting.
And he doesn't seem to have a penis.
Jen says:
I think I threw up a little.
kerry says:
That is just one nasty pic. My daughter needed to step out after looking at that!
Perez should just stick to the corner of coffee beans or something.
ifyousayso says:
gross. gross. a thousand times, GROSS!
i'm going to have nightmares for months! thanks, asl!!!
Kimberly says:
one word...*gag*
bippy says:
What does it mean that I recognized him from behind?
Now *that's* tragic...
Chantal says:
MY EYYYYYEEEEES!!!!!
newfgirl says:
I KNEW it!! First, the gonads, now this? WTF? How truly pathetic.
jen says:
Jesus Christ someone call PETA...Paris's whale has gotten loose.
MM says:
AW HELL NO!
hazel says:
revolting.
disgusting.
as he would say... "shitious".
but a damn good impression of Britney.
*gag*
h.songia says:
perez, you look fly :)
h.songia says:
perez, you look fly :)
jannre says:
I always thought he was disgusting, now I know for sure...he must tuck his Penis in, or he hasn't have one....
jannre says:
I always thought he was disgusting, now I know for sure...he must tuck his Penis in, or he doesn't have one....
Jeanie says:
Even his flip-flops are too small. Yucky all around. He totally borrowed that wig from Britney.
Heidi says:
You just made me throw up my dinner!
nic says:
He has proved on a too many occasions that he lacks class, style or grace. The lawsuits pending against him are another sign of his lack of smarts. Then he does this? He's done!
Ugh says:
I don't care what anyone else says, I still think it's Britney without make up.
lol
Ugh says:
I don't care what anyone else says, I still think it's Britney without make up.
lol
sandie says:
I love it!
PRICELESS!!!!
Joe Mahma says:
What a dick that guy is.
His writing is horrendous too.
Shootingstar says:
From the back I thought it was John Travolta. From the front I saw the "man camel" and wanted to scratch out my own eyes.
That is all.
me says:
Thas britney in two month . I love perez.
me says:
Thas britney in two month . I love perez.
Dave J. says:
I just threw up. Not a little, and not in my mouth.
pilsbury says:
EWWWW, GROSS!!
Jinxy McDeath says:
Thus ensuring he never gets dick again for the rest of his life, Perez Hilton!
I hear his site is down by about a bazillion clicks *snicker*. Methface indeed.
JenB says:
Why?!?!?!
For the love of God, why?????
pollyanna says:
somebodies camel toe transplant went freakishly wrong.
ZeldaF says:
What a sad, sad, sad cry for attention. It's pretty obvious his "day in the sun" is quickly fading to obscurity. The guy (and I use that term loosely) who thought he was king, is nothing but guttersnipe trash.
N says:
Wow, man cheese AND man camel toe all in one day? That was too much for me. I need eye rehab.
lan says:
hes wonderful, stop hating
lan says:
hes wonderful, stop hating
Meghan says:
that's clearly fake...I'm not a fan of his but he's making fun of britney (how original).
thats not his moose knuckle, its a fake camel toe, he has on a bad wig, and he's in gross panties. this isn't rocket science people.
Tish says:
It's still gross and highly disturbing.
Eddie says:
What are the people posting the same message twice? Are they getting paid by Perez Hilton?
Eddie says:
What are the people posting the same message twice? Are they getting paid by Perez Hilton?
Katie says:
HOLY MOLY MOOSEKNUCKLE!!!
I totally thought it was Brit too, that's sad.
mimi says:
OMG, this must be a new species of orang utan strolling out of zoo.
blah blah says:
i'm going to have nightmares. for sure.
Ace says:
If his goal was to look a hot mess, he totally succeeded.
kbcan says:
I guess he figured if Brit gets publicity that way, so can he. He is needy-attention exactly like Britney.
snazzygina says:
He is so FREAKIN' GROSSY!
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
NASTY to the BONE!
kiki says:
ok...who do i sue for this?
i am still suffering emotional distress after i recovered from the 3 hr coma i slipped into after having a stroke from seeing this.
mr. monkeybottoms says:
He has a man-gina. That's hot.
Diana says:
oh my..BARF
WHY?!
mdh says:
Oh my eyes. my EYES. Someone send him a caftan STAT.
Meghan #39 comment: Uh yeah, we get it is a Britney spoof but it isn't the clothes or wig that we are barfing over, it is the look of Perez under them. I don't care who he is goofing on, he should never ever again show that much.
I never thought I'd appreciate sleazy Britney but I'll take her over this monstrosity any day.
patricia says:
to the first poster: i thought it was britney too!!! ahahahhaha
Zekers says:
It worked...he got over fifty posts and all the attention he was seeking. The cellulite is a nice touch.
Melba says:
I hope Brit-Brit sees these images and realises that she is a big mess...
Jen#2 says:
I didn't know he was that fat. How can he comment on others when he looks like that?
Yuck
Mr. T says:
I guess he's either on drugs or running out of material so he has to inject himself into the discussion. Lame and pathetic.
ladeeda says:
Oh lord. This isn't even remotely funny - how embarassing for him! What a fatassed slob.
hmweis1 says:
I've heard of the term "moose knuckle", but never actually saw one in the flesh. Thanks ASL!!
me says:
mangina!
me says:
mangina!
Roosta says:
He just want atention from the media, that's it, he(?) is just gross!
iren33 says:
I did want to say:"Britney,is it you?" but people already said it.
Perez,WHAT IS IT?Did you try to joke?
r5bales says:
The thing is, he is goofing on Brit Brit, but he is no different. Doing something pathetic to get attention. Yeah he may be laughing, but he is still doing the exact thing Britney is, only meaner.
zapatos_verdes says:
yeah, it's pretty bad. it looks like his ass moved up to his back and settled as love handles. he as no ass...how is that supposed to be britney spears? it's horrible even britney looks better than that. is it even possible for something that grotesque to get laid?
zapatos_verdes says:
oh yeah, and he looks like a fatter barney rubble
m says:
God, I hope he on drugs.
Caroline says:
God, that's awful!
What bothers me more than his appearence or his obvious lack of class is the fact that he must be soooooo happy that he is the subject of a "news item" on another site.
He loves the attention and by posting these pictures, you're just making him happier (and delusional)!
Anna says:
haha, he is such a legend.
Green Eyed Girl says:
like ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Laurie says:
His shape is disguisting. He honestly has no right to talk about about another celebrity's appearance...ever. Also, WHY DOES A MAN HAVE CAMELTOE? IT LOOKS LIKE AN EXTREMELY FAT COOCHIE! WHERE IS HIS PENIS, DID HE TUCK IT IN HIS BUTT?!
ZeldaF says:
I'm sure glad Meghan cleared that up for all of us. I don't think anyone else knew he's mocking BritNitWit or that it's actually a wig. Meghan is SO perceptive.