Britney's Cousin Joins Team Federline

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Britney's cousin/former personal assistant/future singing sensation Alli Simms has jumped ship, and is allegedly going
to provide K-Fed with details
about how Bri can't handle the kiddies. This doesn't bode well for Snack Cake. Alli allegedly hauled ass over to Lynne Spears house, had a betrayal klatch, and then they hightailed it (probably in vehicles Brit bought them in happier times) over to the Federline weed crib. Man, Britney is so alone now.

After Alli stopped working for Britney, she and Lynne reached out to Kevin and gave detailed information about her ongoing erratic behavior. A longtime Britney pal says, "Alli gave specific instances where Brit couldn't handle having the kids. Kevin was angry at Britney for putting his kids in jeopardy and immediately phoned his lawyer to investigate the claims further. He couldn't believe she had gotten so out of control."

Brit's cousin is planning on providing specific instances to help give full- time custody to Kevin and finalize the divorce from Britney.

K-Fed allegedly had a three hour chat with his divorce attorney as to how to get the kids out of the asylum. When a toddler knows enough to turn Mommy on her side so she doesn't choke on her own vomit, it's a sure bet she's going to be relieved of the parental duties.

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(Flynet)

More photos of Britney Spears doing her thing are after the jump.

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(Flynet)






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7 Comments

July 25, 2007 11:53 AM

Wwoooohoooo .... Go KFED !!.. He is parent of the year compared to that piece of TRASH. I just hope he takes this new baby too. I think it is great Ally turned on her. It would be fitting if she were left alone to waller in her own pool of nastiness. Her life is what she made of it !

July 25, 2007 11:58 AM

'the Federline weed crib'. So the boys will go from rolling Brit over on her side to rolling Kevin's joints.

Out of the frying pan into the fire.
I think London the Dog woulf take better care of the children than either of these two.

July 25, 2007 12:25 PM

This is all too sad for words, only because there are children involved.
"Snack Cake" "Weed Crib" Oh J., darn you, you made me laugh at this unfolding tragedy!

The Federline weed crib...bwaaaah! Seriously though, he would be a much better parent than Britney. Someone Baker-Act this girl! Now!!

Snack Cake!

July 25, 2007 1:55 PM

I'm surprised she's still alive considering all the stab wounds in her back. At any rate, Sadly Kevin just might be the "better" parent at this point. Britney is just out and out crazy, Karma is one hellova Bi*tch

July 25, 2007 3:27 PM

perfect little dream the kind that hurts the most
forgot how it feels well almost
no one to blame always the same
open my eyes wake up in flames
it took you to make me realize...
...it took you to make me see the light
smashed up my sanity
smashed up my integrity
smashed up what i believed in
smashed up what's left of me
smashed up my everything
smashed up all that was true
gonna smash myself to pieces
i don't know what else to do
covered in hope and vaseline
still cannot fix this broken machine
watching the hole it used to be mine
just watching it burn in my steady systematic decline
of the trust i will betray
give it to me i throw it away
after everything i've done i hate myself for what i've become
i tried
i gave up
throw it away

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