Gotta love it when the goofy white people dance. I seriously can't imagine anything that might look more ridiculous than Katie Holmes trying to grind up on her considerably shorter hubby, Tom Cruise...unless it would be them doing it with rainbow clown wigs on their heads. Yes, that might be slightly more goofy. The celebrity power couple decided to get footloose at the "Welcome to America" shindig that Hollywood threw for Victoria and David Beckham. Everybody was enjoying themselves on the dance floor, with Jim Carrey pretending to spank girlfriend, Jenny McCarthy and Will Smith doing the splits. However, it was Tom Cruise who stole the show, with his solo performance.
But, as Us Weekly reports in its new issue, the real showstopper came when the DJ played "Old Time Rock & Roll," prompting Cruise to re-enact his famous scene from Risky Business. At one point, he got on his back and kicked his legs in the air, just like in the movie!I'm so used to seeing the younguns dancing in Hyde on table-tops, pantiless and wasted, that I have a feeling that I would have felt like I was watching my parents dancing at a wedding reception if I had been there.
green cardigan says:
God, he looks like your stuffy middle aged accountant uncle who's one glass of wine at dinner has driven him over the edge, and he decides to let RIP on the dancefloor with a young one. Yeah! Get on down to some of that MAD Bee Gee music! Ah ah ah stayin' ALIVEEEEE!!stayin' ALIVEEEEE!!
Except that everyone is watching and muttering 'What a Nerd'.
april says:
its tom that steals the scene, that and the horrified ppl in the background. Katie dances like a mom. tom is sweaty and nasty
NJ says:
Didn't Tom pull out the ol' "Old Time Rock n' Roll" routine at that bazillionaire's wedding in France a month or so ago??
Seems awfully rehearsed.
silly says:
spot on NJ it looks so effing acted out, the awkwardness of their bodies and the fake, ugly,old smile on his face . I believe this is to do with the BECKS porn/"sexy" pics flying around, they also felt they're had to do something to make the world believe they're sexy also dat pic is oozing "LOOK AT US WE DO HAVE GREAT SEX" just he sticks it from behind
Eyes of Green says:
silly - he needs a step stool to stick it from behind. he looks disgusting.
lookwhaticando says:
He looks extremly sweaty, He should have had that leather jacket off sooner, I guess he thought he looked "Cool" Haaaaaaaaaaa
Dave says:
Geeeez... there a couple having some fun dancing. Are your lives so lame and pitiful that you have to be on the attack? I would love to be dancing with Katie.
Dave says:
Geeeez... they're a couple having some fun dancing. Are your lives so lame and pitiful that you have to be on the attack? I would love to be dancing with Katie.
anonimouse says:
tom is an actor thats all we need to know he is faking this whole relathionship he even tries to make his fake smiles look genuine too but its all an act its all about image with him!! he has a gey lover its his "personal trainer" don't tell no one its a secret!! no one suspects if you keep your secret lovers in your entourage
Kate says:
Fuck off Dave. Its time for your audit.
Remember when Tom Cruise was hot?
A.J. says:
Tom's a good guy. A little loony - but hey, he's an actor.
the fact that all you Losers are having such a conniption, only encourages my respect of him.
emma says:
"he fact that all you Losers are having such a conniption, only encourages my respect of him."
You comfortable with your 'respect' being based on the opinions of others? Hope you're not a voting American.
kaye says:
Katie will be wearing "mom pants" in no time. She'll also will be looking like a tired-washed up actress as well. And so it goes being a fembot married to control freak tommy.
kaye says:
Katie will be wearing "mom pants" in no time. She'll also will be looking like a tired-washed up actress as well. And so it goes being a fembot married to control freak tommy.
Joxe Arkaitz says:
There seems to be a lot of jealous people around... Get a life!
Tom and Katie seem to be having fun. I am happy for them.