Seriously. Quiet down. You're making shit worse. Enough with the statements and the back and forth. These people are the worst example of our fame-whoring culture. Damn. Close the shades and be there for each other and stop sucking the collective news outlet dick. Dina Lohan released yet ANOTHER statement. Actually, make that two. Because bitch wanted to let it be known that she didn't appreciate Rob Schneider mocking her spent-ass daughter on Jay Leno. Jay Leno is a big tool, but that was probably the most amusing thing he's ever had happen on his show. Which, well - sad. Here's the first incredibly important announcement:
"Our thoughts and prayers go out to all families who have had to see a family member through tough times. This is a very personal and private matter and our only concern is to get Lindsay the help that she needs," Dina said in a separate statement. "We will get through this together and it will make our family stronger."But no less annoying. Keep reading for what she had to say about the Jay Leno stunt.
"We have a great respect for Jay Leno, but we are disappointed in the path he chose to allow a guest to make light of a very serious situation concerning Lindsay. Thank you to Craig Ferguson for not making a mockery of such a serious situation to which teens and young adults are facing across the country. - Dina and Family"
Dina Lohan banged Craig Ferguson? Ugh. I'm sure Jay Leno is threatened by some slutty stage mom expressing her disappointment with him via Access Hollywood. I think her daughter might have been the one making a mockery of the situation when she posed for the photogs in a bikini, proudly displaying her alcohol detector above her gold lame high heels. Come on now. Dumbass. Shut up, Dina!
rebecca says:
I feel so much better knowing the Lohan's thoughts and prayers are with ME and MY fucked up family member. Why do those two parents look so much alike?
For reals, why? There is something kind of cockroach-ish about them.
ChristopherM says:
Dina, please allow me to share with you a big steaming mug of Shut The Fuck Up. It is totally non-alcoholic, I assure you.
jbonz says:
"We've called this press conference and invited reporters from the Associated Press, Reuters, CNN, Fox News and MSNBC to announce that we have rented billboards in Hollywood, London, Paris and Rome as well as the Jumbotron in New York's famed Times square asking the press to please respect our privacy in this difficult time in our family's personal life. Interviews may be arranged through William Morris".
nic says:
If Dina doesn't want her daughter to be made fun of, than she should tell her daughter to stop doing stupid crap.
If Lindsay had gone to rehab, taken it seriously and then became a boring 21 year old, the only thing we would have to talk about are her movies and if they are good or not.
Dina shouldn't blame Jay Leno or Rob Schneider. Why not blame your daughter?
Amy says:
"for not making a mockery of such a serious situation to which teens and young adults are facing across the country."
This reminds me of the "Free Paris Hilton" petition. No, Dina -- teens and young adults are not facing this, your daughter is. Hopefully they make an object lesson of her so that the teens and young adults you're so concerned about learn that there's consequences for being a dumbfuck!
Oh yeah, and Lindsay, remember her? She's your, um, DAUGHTER? Haven't heard you worry about her feelings in the press. Now might be the time to start.
Danci says:
Lindsay's "Incident" coincided perfectly with the release of her "Movie."
brooke says:
lindsay's mom needs to shut the fuck up and take better care of her daughter!
maybe people wouldn't be making fun of her if she wasnt such a scummy ass partying alcoholic/junkie.
she lets her do whatever she wants and that's why she's such a mess, and that's why her career is going down the drain.
producers just don't want to hire some snotty ass drugged up whorish child star anymore.
Prick Up Your Ears says:
Dina sabotages L. lo's fading career every time she opens up her tombstone-sized choppers.
Who in Hollyweird is going to want to work with a high strung alcoholic/druggie actress who can't do ANY promoting for the films she stars in, with a Momager who's more tempermental, and attention-seeking than her daughter?
lovely me says:
ya know what.... she is only young. she will do what ever she wants. not one person can tell her what to do cause of the fact she is at the age to do so. so thanks but sorry your not famous and wouldn't understand hahahah