Our Lady Of The Ring Ding has taken off for Vegas with the kids, which violates her custody agreement with K-Fed. She's not supposed to take the tykes out of L.A. without Federline's permission. He needs to look up from his Wii game, push aside the chiba smoke, and say "*inhales, holds it* Sure, baby, you can take the kids to the Strip. Whatevs, yo.*exhales,coughs slightly*"
That was the final straw for Kevin! His lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, ordered Britney on July 26 to bring the children back to Los Angeles immediately.
Britney's staying at the Wynn, by the way. Say hi for me. Britney's without an assistant on this journey because she fired her ass.
(Flynet)
Keep reading for why (and for more photos of Brintey's out of control bodyguard as he assaults a paparazzi) after the jump.
Britney fired her new assistant of two weeks, Shannon Funk (hot name), because bitch was mouthy and not quick on the e-mails.
"Britney felt a lot of her recent troubles started and stopped with Shannon," an insider close to Britney tells Life & Style. "Britney thought she was talking badly about her. She was very rude and Britney felt she was letting business emails fall by the wayside."
I would think a rude bitch assistant would be something Britney would encourage giving her public demeanor. She gives off the appearance lately of not wanting to be bothered by anything or anyone except for a bucket of chicken and a side of mashed.
(Flynet)
Zekers says:
Apparently the new assistant wasn't insane enough to tolerate Britney's ever changing personalities. Looks as though the bodyguard fulfills the insanity requirement and then some...
KD Griffin says:
I wonder how long before mom an K-Fed swoop in and take the kids.
DiamondSal says:
Look she doesn't know enough to care about the health and welfare of her kids. You don't take them out to Vegas and let them get hit and terrified by crowds pressing in, all for the thrill of knowing you are a somebody fix! She is unable to think of what is right for herself much less that of two small children. If she had any brains she'd know the first duty of a mother is the safety, happiness and peaceful welfare of your children. She's like Madonna dragging around her orphan Daniel to get her thrilling 'I am boss' kicks and force her opinions, rights not caring if the child got hurt, frightened or possibly killed by her 'you can all go to hell' he's mine actions.
tammy says:
britney is insane, her parents better do something soon before it is too late.
Andi says:
Lol that's not a cigarette. You guys are pretty dump.
Darth Paul says:
Alright for the crazy bodyguard! Violent fat guys are hot.
Ring says:
It's just a ring http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/2135/82782451th3.jpg
Applespice says:
Zekers- that cracked me up.
green cardigan says:
I don't know why people think KFed will be any better than Britney in taking care of their children. He's out of the limelight (in a haze of ganja smoke with his homies no doubt) and people seem to have forgotten that he is about as responsible as a peanut.
How many photos of him falling out of clubs in the wee hours did we see when they were married ?
He's no more capable of rearing two children than Britney.
I think his best skill in this department is ejaculation.
gabby says:
Great scoop w/ the pics. This is the first site w/ them today.
Zekers says:
"I think his best skill in this department is ejaculation." Yes, he seems quite accomplished in this area Green! I agree with you, the children a damned either way. Maybe Angelina will adopt them...
grlfmbama says:
Ole greasy fingers aint never gonna live this one down, her kids are GONE, its just a matter of time. If greasy was a smart woman she would get some help for her mental health issues, but shes country yall, and the crazytrain rolls on.
ugh says:
so where's the other poor kid?
stolidog says:
So...is the carpet depicting pieces of meat, or blood vessels? Ugliest thing I've ever seen (besides Brit Brit's privates)
Anneka says:
Why is there cartoon pork chops all over the carpet?