David Beckham Might as Well Have a Giant Bullseye Drawn on His Crotch

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It appears that Victoria Beckham is right to be concerned that young Hollywood will soon be sniffing around her ab-tastic husband, looking for a scrap of meat, because it's now being reported that Lindsay Lohan is betting fifty grand, that she can seduce the British footballer.

"Lindsay and her pals have been talking about the Beckhams' arrival non-stop. They all reckon David is gorgeous and Lindsay set the challenge to get stuck in. The girls all want to meet Becks," a source says.
Yeah, I know, this sounds like bullshit. But then again, I can totally see Lindsay all coked up and out of her mind, hanging out with her friends going, "Shut up! Shut up! Shut up and listen you guys. Seriously. Seriously. I have something important to say. I bet you fifty-thooooooousand dollars that I can have sex with Becks. Ha! Sex with Becks! That rhymes. Oh my God, my clothes won't stop talking."

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6 Comments

July 27, 2007 10:03 AM

I really really really want to respect wedding vows (both mine and others') but he's just so ridiculously hot. The stupidest thing she did was let him go to LA. Posh will lose him.

July 27, 2007 10:46 AM

Hahahaha I think rich, healthy David would rather be castrated by a bum wielding a rusty tire tool than go after Lindsay, Paris or those disease riddled skank celebs.

July 27, 2007 10:58 AM

FWIW, "Posh and Becks" is cockney rhyme slang for "sex".

Persistent Cat, i'm with you!!! He's farking HAWT!!!

Althought i doubt think he's particularly "faithful", he certainly would know better than cheat with something like Lohan.

July 27, 2007 1:12 PM

He is hot but has only been unfaithful once & that was when Posh wasn't around to look after him in Madrid. I think she'll have her work cut out for her in LA though, not with La Lohan et al, but maybe someone with a bit of class. It would have to be someone who could cope with the whole of the UK hating them; we may not always like Posh, but would immediately side with this couple if anyone else got their hands on him!

July 27, 2007 1:18 PM

"They all reckon David is gorgeous and Lindsay set the challenge to get stuck in." LOL! Am I the only one that thinks this sentence is gross, but also laughed about it?

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