Caption Prince Frederic Von Anhalt

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Prince Frederic von Anhalt, husband of Zsa Zsa Gabor was found naked and handcuffed to the steering wheel of his 2006 Rolls Royce.








40 Comments

July 30, 2007 3:29 PM

"Ummm....ahem...well....this is awkward....you wouldn't happen to have a pocket knife or something to cut this, would you?......no? ummmm well perhaps a cell phone to summon the authorities?......no....just that camera?.......well......then I guess I'll just sit here......."

July 30, 2007 3:41 PM

I feel a draft...

July 30, 2007 3:45 PM

My thoughts exactly! I know that the first thing I would do upon finding an old man handcuffed and naked in a car would be to take a picture.

This scene is about as staged as they come. And this guy is a loon!

July 30, 2007 4:03 PM

PWNED!!!!!

JuneWheeler: I'm so out of touch. My 15 year old says stuff like that. I'm not criticizing you. I just feel.....old. LOL

"Gosh, leather seats really stick to your thighs."

Why would it be staged is this guy looking for press? its funny that someone took a picture of him before helping him. Yeah maybe it is staged.

www.ilsvont.com

Why would it be staged is this guy looking for press? its funny that someone took a picture of him before helping him. Yeah maybe it is staged.

www.ilsvont.com

July 30, 2007 4:31 PM

Ahhhhahahahahahhhhaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha! ha. I loved Sarah's comment!

July 30, 2007 4:50 PM

I have to poooooooop!

July 30, 2007 5:03 PM

No crotch shots please!

July 30, 2007 5:07 PM

Isn't this the guy that came forward to claim to be one of the fathers of Danielynn, Anna Nicole Smith's daughter? I think he just wants the attention.

July 30, 2007 5:11 PM

Zsa Zsa got hers, I see...

July 30, 2007 5:38 PM

With Rich Corinthian Leather!

it was reported that three women robbed him and took his clothes...are we sure it wasn't brintey,lindsey and paris...
remember it was also reported lindsey was not wearing her own pants the night she was arrested and that is why she had the coke in the pockets....maybe they were Frederic's pants !!!
mystery solved !!

it was reported that three women robbed him and took his clothes...are we sure it wasn't brintey,lindsey and paris...
remember it was also reported lindsey was not wearing her own pants the night she was arrested and that is why she had the coke in the pockets....maybe they were Frederic's pants !!!
mystery solved !!

it was reported that three women robbed him and took his clothes...are we sure it wasn't brintey,lindsey and paris...
remember it was also reported lindsey was not wearing her own pants the night she was arrested and that is why she had the coke in the pockets....maybe they were Frederic's pants !!!
mystery solved !!

it was reported that three women robbed him and took his clothes...are we sure it wasn't brintey,lindsey and paris...
remember it was also reported lindsey was not wearing her own pants the night she was arrested and that is why she had the coke in the pockets....maybe they were Frederic's pants !!!
mystery solved !!

it was reported that three women robbed him and took his clothes...are we sure it wasn't brintey,lindsey and paris...
remember it was also reported lindsey was not wearing her own pants the night she was arrested and that is why she had the coke in the pockets....maybe they were Frederic's pants !!!
mystery solved !!

July 30, 2007 5:51 PM

"Keep car thieves at bay with our new 'Naked Old Guy' version of The Club® vehicle anti-theft device".

sorry...for the repeats...why did it do that ?

July 30, 2007 5:55 PM

#1 Sarah

That was just way to funny, I think I pissed on myself... LOL

He was probably getting ready for a three-some.

That's what the old geezer gets for being a nasty F-R-E-A-K!

err... including him, more like a four-some.

July 30, 2007 7:06 PM

Onstar, there for you, even when you've been left naked and handcuffed to your car.

July 30, 2007 7:49 PM

Prince von Douche is a crazee nut. He's living on borrowed time and wants to get in all the licks he never got in from 50 years back. He's making up for lost time with these antics so let him alone. If he wants to pretend that whores tied him to the steering wheel, we should all mentally pat him on the old head and say "there, there" and think but don't say, "you senile old fart! when are you going to snuff it?"

apparently, he didn't have a pre-nup with K-Fed and look what happened.

July 30, 2007 8:45 PM

I think I'm going to puke!!NASTY!!

Hmm, three women take his clothing, (reeking of old man smell) and his cash, but LEAVE THE ROLLS? No way. He's still riding high off of the attention he got from claiming to be Anna Nicole's baby daddy and found a great way to get another clip on ET.

July 30, 2007 9:44 PM

God. Harrison Ford looks like shiat.

Kim-bah-lee? Kimbahlee STEEWART, come back here with my paaaahnts!!!

"fancypants" wins, hands down!

July 31, 2007 1:14 AM

Fancypants wins, but I like d's theory!

July 31, 2007 7:29 AM

#1 Sarah - So funny : ) ... lol made my morning a bit better !!

Close the door there's draft dummy.

i lost my depends!

What did he use to push the on-star button???

August 8, 2007 2:47 AM

ZSA ZSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

December 30, 2007 7:18 AM

He deserved it, whoever did it should have taken his car too and just left him where he was.

July 1, 2008 7:15 PM

This is a joke!!!

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