"Ummm....ahem...well....this is awkward....you wouldn't happen to have a pocket knife or something to cut this, would you?......no? ummmm well perhaps a cell phone to summon the authorities?......no....just that camera?.......well......then I guess I'll just sit here......."
Isn't this the guy that came forward to claim to be one of the fathers of Danielynn, Anna Nicole Smith's daughter? I think he just wants the attention.
it was reported that three women robbed him and took his clothes...are we sure it wasn't brintey,lindsey and paris...
remember it was also reported lindsey was not wearing her own pants the night she was arrested and that is why she had the coke in the pockets....maybe they were Frederic's pants !!!
mystery solved !!
it was reported that three women robbed him and took his clothes...are we sure it wasn't brintey,lindsey and paris...
remember it was also reported lindsey was not wearing her own pants the night she was arrested and that is why she had the coke in the pockets....maybe they were Frederic's pants !!!
mystery solved !!
it was reported that three women robbed him and took his clothes...are we sure it wasn't brintey,lindsey and paris...
remember it was also reported lindsey was not wearing her own pants the night she was arrested and that is why she had the coke in the pockets....maybe they were Frederic's pants !!!
mystery solved !!
it was reported that three women robbed him and took his clothes...are we sure it wasn't brintey,lindsey and paris...
remember it was also reported lindsey was not wearing her own pants the night she was arrested and that is why she had the coke in the pockets....maybe they were Frederic's pants !!!
mystery solved !!
it was reported that three women robbed him and took his clothes...are we sure it wasn't brintey,lindsey and paris...
remember it was also reported lindsey was not wearing her own pants the night she was arrested and that is why she had the coke in the pockets....maybe they were Frederic's pants !!!
mystery solved !!
Prince von Douche is a crazee nut. He's living on borrowed time and wants to get in all the licks he never got in from 50 years back. He's making up for lost time with these antics so let him alone. If he wants to pretend that whores tied him to the steering wheel, we should all mentally pat him on the old head and say "there, there" and think but don't say, "you senile old fart! when are you going to snuff it?"
Hmm, three women take his clothing, (reeking of old man smell) and his cash, but LEAVE THE ROLLS? No way. He's still riding high off of the attention he got from claiming to be Anna Nicole's baby daddy and found a great way to get another clip on ET.
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Sarah says:
"Ummm....ahem...well....this is awkward....you wouldn't happen to have a pocket knife or something to cut this, would you?......no? ummmm well perhaps a cell phone to summon the authorities?......no....just that camera?.......well......then I guess I'll just sit here......."
Maggie May says:
I feel a draft...
GiveMeABreak says:
My thoughts exactly! I know that the first thing I would do upon finding an old man handcuffed and naked in a car would be to take a picture.
This scene is about as staged as they come. And this guy is a loon!
JuneWheeler says:
PWNED!!!!!
Am says:
JuneWheeler: I'm so out of touch. My 15 year old says stuff like that. I'm not criticizing you. I just feel.....old. LOL
Ari says:
"Gosh, leather seats really stick to your thighs."
ils vont says:
Why would it be staged is this guy looking for press? its funny that someone took a picture of him before helping him. Yeah maybe it is staged.
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ils vont says:
Why would it be staged is this guy looking for press? its funny that someone took a picture of him before helping him. Yeah maybe it is staged.
www.ilsvont.com
michi says:
Ahhhhahahahahahhhhaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha! ha. I loved Sarah's comment!
beckster says:
I have to poooooooop!
jxrblue says:
No crotch shots please!
Cheesy says:
Isn't this the guy that came forward to claim to be one of the fathers of Danielynn, Anna Nicole Smith's daughter? I think he just wants the attention.
Stinky Minky says:
Zsa Zsa got hers, I see...
hayleymills says:
With Rich Corinthian Leather!
d says:
it was reported that three women robbed him and took his clothes...are we sure it wasn't brintey,lindsey and paris...
remember it was also reported lindsey was not wearing her own pants the night she was arrested and that is why she had the coke in the pockets....maybe they were Frederic's pants !!!
mystery solved !!
d says:
it was reported that three women robbed him and took his clothes...are we sure it wasn't brintey,lindsey and paris...
remember it was also reported lindsey was not wearing her own pants the night she was arrested and that is why she had the coke in the pockets....maybe they were Frederic's pants !!!
mystery solved !!
d says:
it was reported that three women robbed him and took his clothes...are we sure it wasn't brintey,lindsey and paris...
remember it was also reported lindsey was not wearing her own pants the night she was arrested and that is why she had the coke in the pockets....maybe they were Frederic's pants !!!
mystery solved !!
d says:
it was reported that three women robbed him and took his clothes...are we sure it wasn't brintey,lindsey and paris...
remember it was also reported lindsey was not wearing her own pants the night she was arrested and that is why she had the coke in the pockets....maybe they were Frederic's pants !!!
mystery solved !!
d says:
it was reported that three women robbed him and took his clothes...are we sure it wasn't brintey,lindsey and paris...
remember it was also reported lindsey was not wearing her own pants the night she was arrested and that is why she had the coke in the pockets....maybe they were Frederic's pants !!!
mystery solved !!
kushiro says:
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d says:
sorry...for the repeats...why did it do that ?
lookwhaticando says:
#1 Sarah
That was just way to funny, I think I pissed on myself... LOL
haha says:
He was probably getting ready for a three-some.
That's what the old geezer gets for being a nasty F-R-E-A-K!
haha says:
err... including him, more like a four-some.
fancypants says:
Onstar, there for you, even when you've been left naked and handcuffed to your car.
Kandykane says:
Prince von Douche is a crazee nut. He's living on borrowed time and wants to get in all the licks he never got in from 50 years back. He's making up for lost time with these antics so let him alone. If he wants to pretend that whores tied him to the steering wheel, we should all mentally pat him on the old head and say "there, there" and think but don't say, "you senile old fart! when are you going to snuff it?"
e says:
apparently, he didn't have a pre-nup with K-Fed and look what happened.
marjorie Robinson says:
I think I'm going to puke!!NASTY!!
Shelly says:
Hmm, three women take his clothing, (reeking of old man smell) and his cash, but LEAVE THE ROLLS? No way. He's still riding high off of the attention he got from claiming to be Anna Nicole's baby daddy and found a great way to get another clip on ET.
dajoro says:
God. Harrison Ford looks like shiat.
Fifi says:
Kim-bah-lee? Kimbahlee STEEWART, come back here with my paaaahnts!!!
Amy says:
"fancypants" wins, hands down!
Ruby Jackson says:
Fancypants wins, but I like d's theory!
Woohoo says:
#1 Sarah - So funny : ) ... lol made my morning a bit better !!
The Blue Fox says:
Close the door there's draft dummy.
os says:
i lost my depends!
Dawn says:
What did he use to push the on-star button???
Victoria says:
ZSA ZSA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charlotte says:
He deserved it, whoever did it should have taken his car too and just left him where he was.
The Princess says:
This is a joke!!!
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