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Well, it's official. Britney and K-Fed's union has been dissolved. Signed in blood. Stamped with wax. It's over. Cry into your empty Red Bull cans, and don't spill the bong water with your shuddering sobs.

K-Fed is pulling in 15K a month from Britney for child support. He's also getting 20 grand a month in spousal support, but that's based on the prenup, and it appears the alimony gravy train will come to a screeching halt in November.

As for custody, we've learned it will stay at 50/50. It's amazing disso-queen Wasser was able to get a 50/50 custody split given Brit's craziness, which included wild partying, erratic behavior and a stint in rehab. This type of custody arrangement is typically reserved for a stable couple.


Amazing! Sources are saying that Kevin, who isn't speaking to Crazy Momma, might actually say f*ck it and go for full custody within the week. Neither are reported be happy with the 50/50 split. Hell, neither am I. Neither of those dolts should have children in their care. Those kids are going to grow up to be serial killers, or worse, America Idol contestants. Oh, the humanity!




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July 30, 2007 4:42 PM

That 15000 a month will keep KFED in weed, roach paper and XXXXL size teeshirts for the rest of his natural life, so he should be one happy camper today.

He needs to get those kids - she is mental. You know what is sad about this pic really? That she doesn't talk to ANYONE but Jamie Lynn still out of that pic. Her assistant left - friends are gone. She has alienated everyone. OH J Harvey - your going to make me cry.

How he's managed to keep his name/social life out of the papers amazes me. I'll give me a tad bit of respect for that unlike his attention whoring ex-wife.

July 31, 2007 7:16 AM

J., you're so right about calling these two dolts...but if I had to pick one to "care" for the children, it would be Kevin. He's smokes weed but at least he appears to be in control of his faculties. Judging by the appearance of things, Britney needs psychiatric help and shouldn't be alone with her children, she's not stable enough to raise kids or dress herself.

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