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They gotta have medication for this. Unless you're a Scientologist asshole, you're allowed to take it to get some relief. New details have emerged about Britney's throwdown in Vegas with one of the paps. It seems that she threatened to kill him or hire someone to do it. Whoa. Granted, in the miniscule chance I have a rugrat, I would definitely be very protective of said brat. But damn, I also wouldn't be carting his ass through paparazzi throngs and in and out of Vegas just for a pedi at the Wynn. Is she on the run? Does she really know hired killers? Gangsta!
Though a security guard allegedly prevented her from reaching him, the photographers claim that the pop star threw a baby bottle at Henderson while screaming, "I am going to kill you! I am going to f-ing kill you!" According to the photographers, Spears then told them to get a restraining order against her if they wanted to stay safe, though even then, she would hire someone to kill them for her.At this stage of the game, I believe her. Keep reading for even more crazy Britney news (and more photos of Britney and Jayden), including how she tried to have her kid's teeth whitened (he's barely a toddler), and squatted in a house in L.A. much to a realtor's dismay.
The tooth fairy may be making early visits to 22-month-old Sean. "He's having dental problems because Britney just shoves a bottle of juice in his mouth all the time to stop him from crying," a family insider tells Us.Another source says that, in April, Spears "asked an L.A. dentist if he would whiten her kid's teeth!" The dentist refused.
Holy shite. Crest Strips for kids! Because I'm sure SP has been downing the coffee and smokin' the ciggies to give him that natural buttery glow. And it doesn't end there. An L.A. realtor is claiming that Britney came to an open house and basically moved her ass in for the day. Is she hiding from someone? What is going on? Margot Kidder is shaking her head right now and saying "Honey, get some help."
Spears and her kids became high-end squatters July 22, when they toured - then took over for several hours - a Pacific Palisades home, on the market for $6.5 million.Upon arrival, her bodyguard removed the FOR SALE sign, then went to her Beverly Hills home to fetch some of their belongings. The result was a home seller's nightmare, with Spears and her kids trashing the house before money exchanged hands.
Britney spent her time allegedly eating tacos on the bedroom floor, and letting the kiddies and the dog run rampant. Who the f*ck brings Taco Bell to an open house? Seriously - MEDS! And get away for awhile! Damn!
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green cardigan says:
I would put money on it that one of the main staples of these boy's diets are Cheetos.
That teeth whitening story beggars belief.
Zekers says:
I don't know what to say about her anymore...she's way past needing help and entering the needs to be locked up zone. It's getting too hard to watch...
syl says:
Hey, she just wants a life like all of us is it against the law. Everything she does is unfortunately wrong, even if she is just cruising through town where it may be or if she is just trying to have a good time. It will never end so live it up Brit.
peachpie says:
oh come on. at what point does this idiocy stop? it's so bad now that the wilder the tales, the more believable they are. much of the britney news of late beggars belief.
Zekers says:
So Syl, you go to open house at million dollar homes and eat tacos on the bedroom floor? Sorry, I don't find that within the parameters of having "a life."
gina g says:
syl, yeah it is against the law to threaten to kill people, throw bottles at them, hit peoples cars with umbrella, neglect your children and damage property from a photo shoot!
jeeez
gina g says:
syl, yeah it is against the law to threaten to kill people, throw bottles at them, hit peoples cars with umbrella, neglect your children and damage property from a photo shoot!
jeeez
gina g says:
syl, yeah it is against the law to threaten to kill people, throw bottles at them, hit peoples cars with umbrellas, neglect your children and damage property from a photo shoot!
jeeez
gina g says:
syl, yeah it is against the law to threaten to kill people, throw bottles at them, hit peoples cars with umbrellas, neglect your children and damage property from a photo shoot!
jeeez
Bob Allende says:
Professional cameras and lenses are heavy. If those guys are wildly jumping around her and her children while swinging two or more cameras and/or lenses, she and her children are in danger of getting hurt.
Blachey says:
I dispute that beating the car with the umbrella was illegal. I'd bet my toe that she paid for that car to begin with. And if someone came after one of my kids, I'd do more than threaten them. As far as the rest of it... well yeah, she's completely lost it.
Puleeze! says:
A) syl said:
Hey, she just wants a life like all of us is it against the law.
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I hope you never reproduce and pass on your stupidity.
B) Bob Allende said:
Professional cameras and lenses are heavy. If those guys are wildly jumping around her and her children while swinging two or more cameras and/or lenses, she and her children are in danger of getting hurt.
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No one but Brit-Brit is to blame. Who drug those children there? Who placed them within the paps reach? Nut Job Brit. Period.
C) Blachey said:
I dispute that beating the car with the umbrella was illegal. I'd bet my toe that she paid for that car to begin with. And if someone came after one of my kids, I'd do more than threaten them.
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Again, no one is endangering these children outside of their pathetic loony tune mother.
CONCLUSION...BRIT BRIT SHOULD BE PUT IN A NICE SAFE ROOM WITH PADDED WALLS.
2 Old 4 This says:
It never occured to me to actually give a potential new home a "trial run"
BRILLIANT BRIT!
Next time I'm in the market for a new pad, I'm gonna stay for hours & hours - maybe days -y'know - just in the name of being thorough.
I mean, really, how can you tell if you have a nice view of the sunset unless you're there at sunset? Is it noisy at dawn when the trash truck goes by? Stick around & find out!
Open Houses are much too short to allow a potential buyer to get a real "feel" for the place.
I think Brit's on to something!
or maybe just On Something......
Mr.Damnfine says:
Well said
Puleeze!