This "Elle" magazine interview with Lindsay Lohan is a doozy! Lohan allegedly told the magazine that she would NEVER drink and drive. Or switch pants with someone who has the cocainya fields of Bogata, Columbia in their pocket. Or try to murder her assistant by carjacking three dildoes to give chase. WHILE DRUNK. Never. She's more likely to become a nun or work with retarded adults or journey to Oz than drink and drive!
In late May, LiLo told Elle magazine (via the New York Daily News) that she'd never -- never -- get into a car after drinking. "They're looking for me, to like trip, so they can be like, 'Oh Lindsay's wasted and driving drunk.' And that's not it. I wouldn't violate ... I'm much more responsible than that." Of course she is.The next night, May 26, Lindsay was popped for DUI when she crashed her car, and less than two months later ... well, we all know what happened. Elle's September issue -- with Lindz on the cover -- comes out next week.
She's incredibly responsible. When I saw that pic of her in the bikini with the alcohol bracelet on her ankle flashing the peace sign and looking snotty, that's when I thought "she should really run for office. She could steer the country to great things".
One shot from Lindsay's Elle photo shoot after the jump.
peachpie says:
not my fave pic of lilo. better than b/w stripes... but still.
woohoo says:
Just such trash ... Money can't buy class and self respect.
Ano-lexia says:
hate to kick her when she's down but she's an idiot.
green cardigan says:
The Land of Make Believe.....why does she have to lie to interviewers like that ? She makes herself look worse. Couldn't she just say nothing?
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jen says:
The shot with the black dress looks like she's trying to channel one of the ladies from Falcon Crest or Dallas or something....and it's not a look that works for her at all.
Darth Paul says:
Duh, she was just practicing her marvelous and unrivaled acting skills. Y'know...acting like she's a respectable, decent, responsible human.
Samantha Jones says:
Hysterical. I'll definately buy this issue. The last time they featured her on the cover, the interview was trashtastic! They totally made fun of her the entire time. Elle clearly hates her.
Sarah says:
what a twit!
the picture in the black dress looks like she's playing dress up. that dress doesn't fit at all
Logan says:
Her breasts are already flabby and sagging - at such a young age!
ZeldaF
It's like she's still this little kid, trying to prove to everyone that she's an adult. I look at those photos and think "she's a little girl playing dress up in her mother's clothes". She just gets swallowed up. Nit wit, she really screwed up what could have been an exciting, glamerous life.
carrie says:
ok why do her tits look so long...