Fashion Disaster: Jason Davis

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It must be good to be Jason Davis. The Editors discuss after the jump.

Lisa: OMG, the Kool-Aid Man never looked so good.

J.Harvey: How will they ever quell the tides of insane, compulsive masturbating after this pic gets out? He's a fine specimen. And by specimen, I mean human hot air balloon swaddled in a femininetablecloth. It's not the belly that gets me, it's that friggin' hair. You're rich, you can afford to make it look more natural, messcake.

Cara: Not exactly a fashion disaster...so much as a plain old fashioned disaster. I am sure that after this picture was taken he did the truffle shuffle. God I love the Goonies.

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5 Comments

August 13, 2007 2:48 PM

Is he the brother of that leaking Sweat Gland, Brandon Davis?

He looks even more obnoxious, if that is possible. Did I read on this site that orange and green are flattering colours on men?
Well, not on this fat b:stard.

August 13, 2007 4:04 PM

"Get in my BELLY!!!!!!!!"

(On a side note - DAMN MY EYES, MY EYES O SWEET BABY JESUS, MY EYES!!!)

Who the hell is Jason Davis?

August 14, 2007 2:10 AM

And,.. he's our only secret weapon worthy to take down Paris and kick her out of the country.

Come on Cara that's not Goonies, it's Billy Madison! durrr!

"Suntan lotion is good for meeee!" lol

Later,
Tom

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