Foxy Brown's Still A Maniac

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I don't care if she's deaf, she's obviously an asshole. What is wrong with you if your first response to conflict is to attack someone? This isn't prison! Foxy Brown reportedly beat the crap out of some chick with her Blackberry on July 30th. Damn. She needs a Rocawear straight jacket. Stat.

The 27-year-old, whose real name is Inga Marchand, turned herself in to NYPD yesterday afternoon to be booked on felony assault, menacing, harassment and criminal possession of a weapon. She was arraigned and released on $5,000 bail. Cops say the "Ill Na Na" rapper, who is currently on probation, smacked her 25-year-old neighbor on July 30 with her Blackberry during an argument. According to police, the victim nearly lost some teeth, and her lip and eye swelled up. Nasty! A police report was filed and Foxy agreed to turn herself in.
What a waste of electronics, too. She must have gotten her a good one in the chiclets. Maybe she should try and get herself a hit single before embarking on anymore mayhem so she can afford to pay all these legal fees. Granted, I have "Hot Spot" on my iTunes, but it's been awhile since we had anything fresh from this mental patient.

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10 Comments

August 15, 2007 4:47 PM

New Celebrity Death Match: Foxy Brown v. Naomi Cambell

I'd put 5 on Foxy

Another example of the consequences of Jamaican Penis...Lauryn Hill, i'm talking to you!

Why is she always so mad? Is it because she constantly stuffs her body in her clothing? She probably isn't taking in any oxygen. Nice sausage casing, Foxy.

wow... she put on weight. now would be a great time for a girdle.

Are celebrities able to buy special indestructible cell phones made by Nalgene? If I even look askance at my mobile the screen gets scratched, the casing loosens, and the antenna gets bent all wonky...

What's the deal? Do I just need to switch carriers? How can I get MY hands on a phone that can handle the everyday need to communicate AND crack someone upside the head??

August 16, 2007 10:08 AM

yeah, nothing classier than wearing clothes that don't fit right.

except maybe going out without panties on.

August 16, 2007 12:39 PM

27 my ass. I'm 21, and I remember this chick from when I was in the 5th grade. There is no way she was 16 then.

I'd take a good-hearted person with no panties over a violent sociopath stuffed in sausage casing any day!

August 16, 2007 2:51 PM

yeah, so sweet...the way she yells at her kids "you were a mistake!" is just too darling.

August 17, 2007 5:03 PM

Yeah, more like "Boxy Brown"...Oh no I di'int!!!

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