It's a Subpoena Party!

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Yet another individual has received a subpoena in the Britney Spears vs. Kevin Federline custody case over their two young children. Former assistant of Britney's, Shannon Funk, has been served with papers at the Long Beach airport, and was greeted by a throng of paparazzi waiting to commemorate the moment. In addition to Funk, Britney's bodyguard/manny, Damon Shippen and Brit-Brit's assistant/cousin, Alli Sims, have both already been ordered to testify, in an attempt on Kevin Federline's part to show Britney to be a less-than-adequate mother. It sounds to me like Kevin's relying on the whole "lesser of the two evils" offensive strategy.




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August 15, 2007 12:05 PM

sounds like a strategy that will work. or maybe they should just handoff the children to larry birkhead and he can be like the pied piper of children with weird, psychotic, drug-hazed, polyester-wearin' parents. ya'll.

August 15, 2007 12:07 PM

I thought about buying a Britney album once, used to dance to baby one more time back when MTV actually played videos and have had my fair share of cheetos and coke . . . I wonder if I'll get a subpoena?

August 15, 2007 12:12 PM

Kevin doesn't need to DO anything...his strategy could be "I'm gonna lay back and let this crazy bitch show the world just how crazy she is" and he could win.

I mean, how many people (online or in person) have seen her hoo-ha, tatas, and ass JUST in the past couple weeks?? By cruising the web occasionally and not living under a rock, I've witnessed her poor parenting "skills" and could testify about it!!

I'm still wondering...what's Mr. Doobieline going to do if the court drug-tests his a$$ in this court battle he has initiated?

August 15, 2007 12:26 PM

Wow, I'm surprised no one has mentioned the fact that she is actually dressed nicely in that picture. Nice dress, matching shoes, scarf matches. The hair is still gross but....

August 15, 2007 12:46 PM

Persistent Cat---I thought the exact same thing! Her outfit is cute, shoes too. Did she start listening to a stylist finally? My heart breaks for this girl. She started off very sweet and Hollywood/fame have messed up her head. Personally I hope she is able to straighten up in the very near future.

Shannon Funk is a prostitute. Just look at this picture with her http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/9125/28481ebd14ft9.jpg

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