So totally hot friend of A Socialite's Life Deven Green sent me the newest Brenda Dickson parody this week. For those of you not in the know, Deven is part of Composte Comedy Heap and she's the genius who did these amazing YouTube parodies of Brenda Dickson which we posted previously. I cry over these because I'm laughing so hard. I feel privileged to have encouraged her to keep mocking this crazy bitch. Especially since it looks like Brenda Dickson is enraged. As well she should be, she's bonkers and someone's used it for laughs. I say this because the following appeared on Brenda Dickson.com and it's so obvious that Crazy wrote it herself under an alias:
Fan E-mail of the week! Susan Dennis of Los Angeles writes: I saw the spoof on Brenda Dickson's YouTube "Welcome to my Home." I want to say to the person who must be illegally using Brenda's tape "Jealousy is a disease." I wonder if Ms. Dickson will sue. I love her video and would like to buy it. I hear the narrator is so ugly she can't look in the mirror without it cracking. She's said to look like the Wicked Witch of Oz, but wieghs 300 pounds! Perhaps we can recommend a fat farm and voice lessons. Even her voice is ugly! But Brenda Dickson, she's a class act.You might want to go here to learn that Deven is actually thin, tall and hot as hell. She's a friggin' comedian/FIGURE SKATER for god's sakes. Brenda Dickson is a dumbass crazy bitch who doesn't do her research mainly because she's posting shit from the convict's internet lab in a Hawaiian prison. Mainly because she keeps getting her ass tossed in there for not vacating some premises that no longer belong to her. Her only redeeming quality is that she was on Y&R and wore the mess out of Bob Mackie. Anyway, do yourself a favor and check this out. If only for Susan Lucci being referred to as a "douchebag".
Magnus says:
The best thing about this whole story is that I have no idea who Brenda Dickson is.
amanda says:
I know, right? Who is she?
Meliss says:
Deven Green is a genius--- please make more!
ps I highly doubt Ms. Pooptypants could sue, it's a parody and parody usually constitutes fair usage of copyrighted material.
Valerie says:
Uhhhh...I, among most others have no idea who this woman is. It's also in her best interest to stop with the plastic surgery. Some women don't understand that it makes them look more hellacious. She looks like a drag queen!
Mike says:
Brenda Dickson's claim to fame, as already stated, was that she played Jill on The Young and the Restless over 20 years ago, and has since been forgotten because she was replaced by an actress who was worlds better than her.
CMLion says:
I love the "fan email"... it's similar in its "style" to Ms. Dickson's "press releases" where she tries to write in the third person, but quickly becomes a name-calling rant.
I'd never heard of this woman before these videos. She should embrace them and join in the fun! If she shows she's got a great sense of humor about herself, she might even reclaim some of her old glory.
Then again, the woman is bonkers and truly believes she and those videos are relevant. Oh well, crazy is funny!
brian says:
Sweet Jesus.....I went to her site and looked at her photo gallery.She's had so much plastic surgery that her face has exactly the same expression in every single photo.Poor Ace from AI had to be wondering why she was his "dinner companion" at the "ball".Poor guy.
gimmegimme says:
Those video voiceovers are PURE GENIUS! Brenda Dickson should be thrilled that people actually know her name because of them. If you haven't seen all 3, go to YouTube instantly and search on "neveded" to see them all. Seriously, FUNNIEST THING EVER!!! Rock on, Deven Green!
Brendalee says:
I think Brenda's choice of referring to herself in the 3rd person. But the choicest cut of all is this line, from the "Happy New Year" page of her website..."I've put this Photo Gallery together for you at no cost to you. Enjoy. " Seriously? at no cost AT ALL?
JJ says:
Brenda notes she was at an event with USO entertainers and the Les Brown Orchestra. What year does she think this is? 1942?
BD=BitchyDiva says:
Enough is enough. Just leave ME alone. My video is now is now a CULT classic... The six people who bought the video said that they changed their lives. Do you know what it's like to be me??? Rich...famous....sexy...full of botox....And for the record I don't tattoo kittens and doggies...i simply stuff them with tissue paper and then i coat them with rubbing alcohol to help maintain a shiney fur...then i send them to the "pound" where they are made into jackets and shawls. So, please leave me be...i'm just an above average woman looking to get back into Hollywood.
Darrin says:
Does anyone know where I can find the video a Bren-dad Dickson in court. I hear she is absolutly crazy!!!!!
Compassion says:
The cruelty of this form of "comedy" is beyond belief. This woman (BD) has suffered grossly at the hands of the judicial system. The fact that she has sought to have a "voice" and be heard (even if she confusedly may write in the 3rd person), should not be reason to take her to the mat and try to pound the botox out of her. I have only read the Honolulu newpaper accounts and it sounds as if she was treated unfairly and JAILED in the dissolvment of her marriage. And to be left penniless after a working career (acting) and the time and effort and life energy put in to a marriage/partnernship...is heart wrenching and unjust. If a younger woman like DG can look down the road and find no more UNDERSTANDING, heart, or true compassion for her same gender, or any woman for that matter, is a sad statement for ALL women. Since when did life become such a Rat's Nest of people climbing over one another that they have no compassion to understand that another individual's life might be full of real and intense pain to the degree that it could compromise their mental stability...and it does not deserve further riducule. The woman lost everything she had worked for in the span of her life AND her mother, within a year...she's coming apart from it ...and that's FUNNY? Only to the cruel and heartless.
Chris says:
OK People, lets not forget something here. Not all people who suffer from mental illness are locked in psych units with straight jackets on. They deliver our mail and pump our gas and are our nurses and secretaries, doctors and lawyers. There are plenty of functioning mildly mentally ill people all over the place. Brenda Dickson is one of them. She just suffers from the "Hollywood" affliction. Does that mean we should make fun of her? Well maybe not because she is mentally ill, but because she is quite bizarre and pretty much over the top. Whenever someone aspires to be a celebrity and becomes one, that person has to deal with the negative side of fame. Thats how it works, and nobody should feel sorry for them. This woman obviously wants and can't get enough of this kind of attention. It is all negative attention now, which she brings on herself because she really does not have any talent, and her looks are long gone and replaced by a bizarre cartoonish parody of "hollywood glamour". Today this generally means fake breasts, long bleached blond hair, and a surgically altered frozen face. At almost 60, she is one of the thousands of ubiquitous plastic hollywood has-beens roaming around in a medicated daze wondering why their agent has not called them. "Can't these people see how beautiful I am!" They really do believe that because they were on some asinine TV show, that they are somehow superior in one or more ways. It would never occur to them how ordinary they really are. My guess is that Brenda had a little break-down during her soap days and actually believed she was the character she played. One look at her video and anyone can she she was not quite right mentally. The parody by the way is hysterical and should win some kind of award. In fact when I saw it, my first thought was that it was something out of a John Water's movie. Being a huge fan of his, I wonder if he is aware of Brenda and her antics and if he has considered her for some part of his next film. She would be perfect. Obviously she would play herself. If not him, then the only other vehicle for Ms. Dickson would be a reality show entitled "Welcome to my Home!" Where she and several other former soap stars that she worked with or has alienated all live in her split-entry raised ranch home and...I don't know...rip each others faces off? I have to hand it to her, if she sticks around long enough, Brenda Dickson actually may have a comeback. She won't be co-starring with Meryl or Phillip Seymour, but she could get something like eating horse rectums with Joe Rogan. Hell, its something.