Comb-over maniac Donald Trump is having crazy delusions that he can get Britney, Paris and Lohan onto his new celebrity version of "The Apprentice". The world still hasn't recovered since those three trashbags went out on the town together. They'd probably destroy my television. With sin!
The Donald tells Page Six he's talking with Britney Spears about appearing on his upcoming "Celebrity Apprentice," and that Paris Hilton has also expressed an interest in being scrutinized by the mega-mogul. He's also planning to call Lindsay Lohan this week to see if she'd be willing to try to salvage her plummeting career on the show."We're negotiating with Britney right now. Can you imagine her doing it?" Trump told Page Six. "We're not sure what will happen. She's a [bleep]ing mess. And that little reality show she had did nothing. But she likes the idea of being on television and I think she'd be great." Hilton, he adds, "wants to be on, and we're thinking about it, but I don't know if we're going to do it."
I don't see this happening, unless he's having a free cocaine giveaway at every taping. Paris is reportedly in talks to appear on the UK's version of "Big Brother" which is like a cultural phenomenon over there. So hopefully the Brits will learn to despise her as much as we do. Lohan's in Mormon Country tanning, I mean rehabbing. And Britney is batshit crazy and talking to Jesus through the microwave. This plan is not coming together.
Zekers says:
What an attention whore this guy is!
Look at that big picture of him, he looks like he is rocking a mullet with the hair of the person next to him!
green cardigan says:
For someone who is rolling in money, you'd think he could come up with a better solution for covering up his baldness. That rake over is something else. Combed up from ver his ear. Or out of his ear maybe.
I doubt he cut those teeth himself either.
No comment on the 'Blow Brit to Paris' tv show.
T-Bone says:
Don't do it girls! This guy is a media-seeking control freak who wants to make you look even worse than you already look (while somehow making himself look good). "Just say no" to Donald Trump!
April says:
i pray this happens.
April says:
i pray this happens.
LaurenB says:
No way is this going to happen! Donald, the king of publicity stunts, is just trying to pique people's interest in a no-longer-interesting (EVEN with celebs) show. However, the Post DID say that Carmen Electra is confirmed (?!?!) Why Carmen?... Why?!?!?
LaurenB says:
No way is this going to happen! Donald, the king of publicity stunts, is just trying to pique people's interest in a no-longer-interesting (EVEN with celebs) show. However, the Post DID say that Carmen Electra is confirmed (?!?!) Why Carmen?... Why?!?!?
GirlyGirl says:
I'm pretty sure combining Britney, Paris, Lindsay and Donald Trump is a sign of the apocolypse. War, famine, plagues, blood on the moon... and skanky no talent clusterfu#$s of people dominating network television.
Zekers says:
Hey T-Bone-glad to see it's really you!
Sure is quiet here today...kind of eerie...
belle34 says:
This is what this idiot looks like "done up"...can you imagine what he looks like in the morning?! Yikes!
T-Bone says:
Hey Zekers! It's me ;)
I believe the imposters have been banned (from the letter I received from one of the editors). But who's to say? I've thought that before and then LOOK what happened...hehe. It just gets too chaotic out here with everyone using everyone else's user name.
Zekers says:
They took it to a whole new level this time though...it got pretty bigoted/nasty.
Glad they're gone!
ZeldaF
I'm glad to see The Trolls gone too. That was just getting too wierd, not to mention NASTY & hateful.
T-Bone says:
Yeah, I agree... People can say whatever rude things they want to say out here and no one really cares. It's all opinion, after all, and everyone's entitled. But the identity stealing thing has to go.
I do find it funny, however, that someone was giving "look" a dose of her own medicine. Well deserved.
Hey Zekers -- look at this! Love it!
CNN:
NFL quarterback Michael Vick has accepted a plea deal that could send him to prison, ending a federal dogfighting prosecution that jeopardizes his pro football career, his lawyers said
hy33 says:
If he rounds up this mess to exploit on TV, I'll be happier than a hog rolling in shit
sandy says:
Why does Trump wear a pancake on his head?