Seriously, what's that show about? 40 year olds playing high school basketball stars and cheerleaders? I thought the age of that kind of old WB mess was over. How is that still going on? Because of the blond guy? Isn't there another brown haired guy on the show? Is he jealous of the blond guy? Doesn't the blond guy date underage extras? And now they've hired K-Fed?
TMZ has learned that Kevin Federline has signed on to guest star on the CW's hit show, "One Tree Hill."Our source said that while Fed-Ex was extremely excited to star on the show, he would only agree to filming if his shooting schedule coincided with his custody arrangements. We're told that he made it quite clear that if shooting interfered with seeing his kids, he would not be available.
Oh spare us, Weedy. Shooting begins in North Carolina this week. Is there a drug storyline going on? If so, I'm going to go out on a limb and say he's going to play a drug-dealer. Keep reading for how it will go.
The dialogue will go something like this:
Blonde guy who dates underage extras: "Yeah, man. I really need something to stay up for finals and still make practice. And we're goin' to the championship...."
K-Fed as drug dealer: "No problem, man! I got whatchoo need! I got whatchoo want! Try this little baby! You'll be cruisin' ALL NIGHT LONG. And none of that hangover business in the mornin'.
Blonde guy who dates underage extras: "Ok, but uh, just this once. I just need to fit it all in. High school is a lot of pressure. I mean you'd think that someone as blonde as me would have it easy. But I don't! I don't have it easy! There's basketball! And classes!"
K-Fed as drug dealer: "I know whatchoo mean, man. I was at Yale. Shit was off the chain. I had to bug out because no one tells Manny the Drug Dealer what to do! Now here, this one's on the house. Be sure and come back when you want more so I can sell your ass to creepy older men. Shranks."
What, you thought he was going to play an English butler? And yes, there will be an element of male prostitution because dramas need to be more and more shocking these days to keep up with our desensitized culture. You know it's the truth.
Sara says:
Ooh Ooh - speaking of idiots, Mollygood is showing this great picture of a member of the public taking out Sean Stewart - check it out it's bloody funny.
T-Bone says:
"We're told that he made it quite clear that if shooting interfered with seeing his kids, he would not be available".
Well, well ... look at old K-FED -- saying exactly what his lawyers are telling him to say. I'll believe it when I see it. This guy wants money and fame so badly that there is NO WAY IN H*LL he's going to sit tight and play MR MOM for long.
Pop Crunch says:
You know you've run out of ideas for your TV show when you bring K-Fed as a guest star.
green cardigan says:
What a life of privilege Weederline lives. How many single fathers find themselves in a position to say they'll work as long as the hours fit in with their custody arrangements? People who live in the real world jump through hoops trying to juggle everything , and along comes Weederline,after years of sponging, about to do his first 5 minutes of work in 3 or 4 years and he's laying down his conditions.
Sigh. There is no justice.
T-Bone says:
You know -- the more I think about FED-X the more I'm certain that he's a victim of overzealous, greedy lawyers. This guy isn't smart enough to go after Britney with such a vengeance. Some famous greedy lawyer probably walked up to him at a bar and said, "hey -- you want to get your kids full time, make a few more million AND MAKE ME a million too?" AND BAM --- SUPOENAS FOR ALL!
S_M_G says:
Well CW is dead for me since they cancelled Veronica Mars and kept all the awful shows. I think K-Fed fits their image.
green cardigan says:
T-Bone agreed. Except I don't think the lawyer walked up to Fedderweed at the bar. Weedie was lounging on a tiger print couch, surrounded by his bitches and homies, chillin', when the lawyer approached.
vin says:
i love OTH but now im nervous. the new season is suppose to jump four years past their college years and into adulthood. i cant wait and for all you haters get bent! its tv! if tv where real it would be called a documentary. morons
Vin
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