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This makes me want to get hooked on crack, coke, smack, booze, pills, huffing, sniffing glue, whippets - what have you. If you're a celebrity, it means you get to go on an amazing wilderness adventure. And tan. If all those Afterschool Specials I watched as a kid portrayed drug addiction and it's consequences of luxury like it really is, I would have been shooting up a long time ago. Lohan's rehab is all about luxury and fun.
Troubled actress Lindsay Lohan is taking rehab in stride with a hike in the mountains of Utah with fellow recovering patients, Splash News reported.The troubled starlet, who was arrested last month and charged with DUI, walked dogs in Big Springs Park in Sundance for about an hour before being driven back to the center.
Where's a mountain lion when you need one? Keep reading for more details of her getaway.
More of Lindsay Kickin' It In Rehab After the Jump
Wearing a baseball cap inscribed with the word "faith," cropped black trousers and a black zip-up top, the blonde actress was smiling as she emerged from the vehicle and walked up the mountain path with brown dog on a leash.Cirque Lodge was recently named by Town and Country Magazine as one of the top substance abuse treatment facilities in the world, caring for both drug and alcohol addicts, according to Splash News.
The center offers shared and private rooms featuring down duvets and pillows, and reading and relaxation areas.
They also have fireplaces or wood-burning stoves, and large bathrooms with slate tile and jetted tubs.
Seriously - load up my pipe with crack rock, I'm goin in'. SHOULDN'T SHE BE IN LOCKDOWN? AND IN INTENSIVE THERAPY? Or hell, just give her a beating. SOMETHING! Please?
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T-Bone says:
Wasn't Lindsay all biking and hiking and swimming after her last stint in rehab? Whatever. The only way I'll believe in this fading star is if her sobriety lasts for a year and if she stops hanging around her drug-wheelin buddies in Hollywood.
Pop Crunch says:
I feel bad for all the people that have to be photographed with LiLo.
"I'm a drug addict, too. And now the whole world knows."
Zekers says:
I was thinking that too, where's the confidentiality?
That rehab wouldn't be reality to my life but I suppose it is for Lindsay...I don't think it will take but who knows?
hazel17 says:
Those other people probably aren't addicts... they are probably her handlers.
This girl is a train wreckkkkkkk
Anoneeemouse says:
How long do you given her after she gets out of "rehab" to fall off the wagon? Nice to know she's enjoying her time off. Can't use it as an excuse later on that she was suffering from "exhaustion."
Carolyn says:
I do hope abuses whip-its, not whippets. Poor dogs.
Hey Cupcake says:
Rehab must be AMAZING - I think she's levitating in that main photo! Seriously, though, good to see she's wearing a bike helmet. Clearly, she takes her health and safety seriously.
(BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
sasha says:
utah the religous parts dont serve soda much less alcohol let her do her outdoor activities isn't the whokle purpose to cleanse yourself mentally and physically
ZeldaF
"Where's a mountain lion when you need one?" That was good. I agree with Cupcake. I was looking at that one photo thinking she had a little Tinkerbell action going on. After the abuse her body has taken, (cigs, drugs, alcohol) it amazes me she can still run.