Here are some pictures of my favorite human Barbie doll of the moment, Katie Price AKA Jordan. I love calling her Katie Price AKA Jordan because it reminds me that maintaining an alias seems to be a dying art these days. And no, your eyes are not deceiving you, that is a wedding dress in which Ms. Price is dressed and giving us all her best bedroom eyes...and boobs. At the London launch of her fragrance, Stunning, Katie emphasized her influence in the final product.
"I wanted something floral and feminine but still strong. It has hints of jasmine and mandarin."I'm sure when women wear it, it will turn their men on. When I wear it, Peter can't keep his hands off me!"
I don't know, maybe it works for Katie, but I have to say that I've yet to be disappointed by my homemade fragrance of beer and barbecue sauce. Sometimes, there are even chunks of my arm missing after a successful night of attempting to pick up men. It's that irresistible I'm like a female version of "The Pick Up Artist," only I'm not attempting to dress like late 90s Scott Weiland and lure men into my web of seduction by wearing silly hats.
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Don't care says:
she looks trashy ..
Zekers says:
...I concur, she's like Porno-Barbie.
rjufbwe says:
well i know i'd sure like to smell like "attention-whore no-talent skank"! ummmmy!
pilsbury says:
This is the woman who slagged off WAG Coleen McLoughlin - accusing her of using airbrushed pictures to promote her perfume.
Also Jordon is the woman who wants to be raped by mike tyson and take a crap in front of Peter for sexual pleasure.
The woman is a hypocrite, I bet her images are airbrushed and as for her fake tits, eww.
green cardigan says:
Zekers _ porno Barbie! Spot On. ha ha!
guess what? says:
... This was Pamela Anderson's hair 15 years ago. How times change...