The Worst Prank Ever Pulled on England

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If this rumor is true, then I'm going to apologize in advance for any havoc Britney Spears is going to wreak upon the English countryside. And then I'm going to laugh because she's your problem now, British people. Ha! According to OK! magazine, Britney is thinking that a move across the pond might be just the new start that she needs to get her life back on track. A source reveals:

"She thinks her only hope is to move to London and start afresh. She wants those boys more than anything in the world and it's heartbreaking."
However, any reports that are claiming that Britney's already up and left the U.S. to start her new life in Europe are bogus. OK! reports that the pop star, who is bummed out over her current custody woes, was seen taking a two-hour drive with her two boys 20 miles north of Los Angeles up the 101 freeway, almost near Calabasas.
"The kids were in the back of the car and Britney just seemed to be driving aimlessly," says an eyewitness tells OK! "She was going up and down random streets in different neighborhoods."
If I saw Britney cruising down the street of my neighborhood, I'd probably assume that she'd read any and/or everything I've ever written about her and was planning on doing a drive-by on my ass. Hmm. Maybe I should start over in England as well. Me, Gwyneth and Madonna could all hang out and practice our fake British accents together. It would be...well, terribly boring. But at least I'd be safe.

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11 Comments

Has England done ANYTHING for Madonna's and Gwenyth's career? I think not.

August 23, 2007 12:42 PM

You think you'd be safe with MADONNA? No one is ever safe with Madonna...

August 23, 2007 12:57 PM

Gwyn and Madge married too nice British men. I can't imagine Brit Brit on the loose in the streets of London . Imagine if she ran into McCrackhead???

Hey Y'all, yer all drivin' on the wrong saade of the highway.

And it's harder to get Cheetod there. Although she'd probably discover the delights of Walkers crisps instead.

August 23, 2007 12:58 PM

two not too, scuz me

Aw! I feel bad for England. I have a BIG love for the UK and they are getting all of our garbage!

United Kingdom, on behalf of the United States, I apologize for Madonna, Gwynnie and Britney.

France, I WANT JOHNNY DEPP BACK NOW!!!!

If she really wanted those boys more than anything in the world, she would grow up and get some help.

August 23, 2007 3:40 PM

I'm not saying she's mentally well, but I have driven all over the place while my son naps in the car. Every mom I know does it! Maybe her kids were snoozing?

ladeeda said:
I'm not saying she's mentally well, but I have driven all over the place while my son naps in the car. Every mom I know does it! Maybe her kids were snoozing?

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You and every mom you know are probably mentally stable.

Considering Brit-Brit is a bipolar maniac with addiction issues, she was probably looking for John D. Long Lake.

Her kids always look like they are either 1) very unhappy; or 2) straining to take a shit in their diapers.

Her kids always look like they are either 1) very unhappy; or 2) straining to take a shit in their diapers.

August 24, 2007 3:09 AM

I realize a lot of parents drive their kids to put them to sleep but 40 miles on the freeway (20 out and 20 back) and however long through random neighborhoods seems pretty excessive for something like that.

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