A preacher had a meeting with 3 couples who wanted to join the church but the preacher said that in order to prove they were "worthy" they must abstain from relations for 1 month. One month later, the couple who'd been married for 5 years came back and stated that abstaining for 1 month was no big deal. They were in. The couple who'd been married for 1 year said that although it was difficult, they managed and they too were in. The husband of the last couple, who'd been married for 3 months, stated: "Well Padre, the first couple of days weren't too bad but then the wife dropped a can of peas and bent over to pick it up and it was over. We did it right there on the floor." The preacher said, "Well, I'm sorry but you failed the test and cannot join the church". The husband said, "That's ok Preacher. We aren't allowed in Safeway any more either". Enjoy it (Kate) while ya got it!
They seem like a good match. He is like her ex-husband without all the bad habits. Dirtbag, white-trash-looking boys seem to be the types she likes. I think she loves being married and wants more kids. I hope he's a good guy. A mag says Kurt Russell set them up.
Does this woman ever mourn a relationship before she moves on to the next? Granted, that's not excuse to send Owen over the edge but the girl is what we used to call in high school "fast".
WHOA!!! KIDS, come up for AIR. Caption should read: While Dax was trying to tie Kates shoes thru her tonsils.... But she does have really cute, little Dumbo ears..... She really is a cute girl. I'm probably just jealous because she's getting a bit and I'm not.
Kate is a great girl. What are some of you talking about? She adored her husband Chris, but he didn't want to live the "family" lifestyle. He would rather do drugs, sleep with groupies and watch pornography.
Why blame Kate for Owen's problems? It's not her duty to save a man from himself. He already had problems and maybe that's why they are no longer together.
Kate needs another husband because she wants a family. There is nothing wrong with kissing a bunch a frogs to find her man.
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kellygrrrl says:
hmmmmm, could this explain Owen Wilson's despair?
Dave J. says:
I think I got a contact high just looking at those photos.
LoRider says:
Wow - Nice Pic. They both look like extras from some sorta troll movie. Owen Wilson tried to kill himself over THIS? Eww.
Ride Lo
2 Old 4 This says:
I can't tell you how many times my husband & I have been thrown out of the market for getting hot and heavy in the Campbell Soup aisle.
2 Old 4 This says:
and those Keibler Elves?
don't even get me started
Chrisi says:
Okay, so there's a certain gag factor to these pics...but they do look really happy together. So, good for them.
Nanc' says:
A preacher had a meeting with 3 couples who wanted to join the church but the preacher said that in order to prove they were "worthy" they must abstain from relations for 1 month. One month later, the couple who'd been married for 5 years came back and stated that abstaining for 1 month was no big deal. They were in. The couple who'd been married for 1 year said that although it was difficult, they managed and they too were in. The husband of the last couple, who'd been married for 3 months, stated: "Well Padre, the first couple of days weren't too bad but then the wife dropped a can of peas and bent over to pick it up and it was over. We did it right there on the floor." The preacher said, "Well, I'm sorry but you failed the test and cannot join the church". The husband said, "That's ok Preacher. We aren't allowed in Safeway any more either". Enjoy it (Kate) while ya got it!
good luck to them says:
They seem like a good match. He is like her ex-husband without all the bad habits. Dirtbag, white-trash-looking boys seem to be the types she likes. I think she loves being married and wants more kids. I hope he's a good guy. A mag says Kurt Russell set them up.
JRo says:
Revolting make out session in aisle 4, revolting make out session in aisle 4.
Am says:
Does this woman ever mourn a relationship before she moves on to the next? Granted, that's not excuse to send Owen over the edge but the girl is what we used to call in high school "fast".
Aldana says:
Aw they look cute! they look happy :) I'm a sucker for romance.
ZeldaF
WHOA!!! KIDS, come up for AIR. Caption should read: While Dax was trying to tie Kates shoes thru her tonsils.... But she does have really cute, little Dumbo ears..... She really is a cute girl. I'm probably just jealous because she's getting a bit and I'm not.
wow says:
Kate is a great girl. What are some of you talking about? She adored her husband Chris, but he didn't want to live the "family" lifestyle. He would rather do drugs, sleep with groupies and watch pornography.
Why blame Kate for Owen's problems? It's not her duty to save a man from himself. He already had problems and maybe that's why they are no longer together.
Kate needs another husband because she wants a family. There is nothing wrong with kissing a bunch a frogs to find her man.
amanda says:
gross!