Couldn't they have just greased themselves and rolled up on her at a fanboy convention and gotten an autograph for $10.50? She'll be doing those soon, and you heard it here first. It turns out that two "Spiderman" fans have been charged with robbing Kiki's hotel room.
James Jimenez, 33, a Manhattan auto mechanic with a lengthy rap sheet, was charged with burglary and grand larceny after showing up at the First Precinct to talk to cops and his lawyer, police said.He's accused of helping Jarrod Beinerman slip into Dunst's penthouse Aug. 9 and swipe her $13,000 Marc Jacobs
handbag, $2,500 in cash, cameras and an iPod. Beinerman was busted last week and may have fingered his buddy.
Apparently, they told cops they were fans of the movies. Who gives a shit? You know she didn't pay for that handbag. Someone sent her ass that during the "Marie Antionette" junket so she'd carry it around in front of the cameras. I know how this shit works. Plus, she seems so pale and bored and languid and stank. She was probably home and just sat there and tiredly gestured at them to take whatever and go because she was too busy listening to Siouxsie Sioux and or wishing she were back in the 1940's and British to care.
(Flynet)
Not a fan says:
Like you just walk into a luxury penthouse suite in a hotel. Bitch was ripped off by her dealer.
kittenteeth says:
Completely agree, this was an inside job by her heroin dealer. The story just doesn't add up.
Jeanie says:
Don't knock Kiki because she's pale. Make fun of her for being a horrible dresser, a bad actress and the worst Mary Jane EVER. I like that she's comfortable with her pale skin. I'm frankly grossed out by all the orange people in Hollywood.
Suburban Socialite says:
$13,000 for a MJ bag? More like $1,300.
Either way, those bags are too hot for that ho.