Beyonce Unhurt After Stray Bullet Miraculously Hits Passerby Instead
Looks like the Onion News Network is getting all TMZish on us with this breaking Beyonce news report:
Tragedy was narrowly averted when a stray bullet bound for singer Beyonce thankfully struck and became lodged in a passerby.
Our thoughts and prayers are with you "B." Oh and that other dude too.
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Brittaany says:
gotta love satire
crazymomma says:
Please tell me you know "the Onion" is all fake news...in other words "satire".
/I love " ". :)
chrystal says:
Yeah, I thought, OMG, until I realized it was "Onion" news...they are hilarious!
peachpie says:
well, thanks for the comments. becuase i did NOT know that ONN was satirical. after i viewed the clip, i was just shaking my head... wtf?... shot right to the comment page to say "surely this is a joke."... but ah, the joke's on me.
Interloper says:
I hope Omarion is praying for that (fake) guy.
Obscure? Never mind.
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