Lindsay Gets Down On Toilet

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Reports say that Lohan was so "oh my god, gross me out!" about having to clean the bathrooms at rehab that she decided to f*ck in the stall to make it even dirtier. Does her rehab also cover her sex addiction? All this biddy likes to do is get high and entertain the gents with her triangular mystery. I'm all for sluts just not the annoying ones. Anyway, staff at the Cirque Lodge in Utah allegedly discovered her getting railed in a stall and weren't pleased.

"Staff were alerted to the bathroom because there were strange noises coming from inside and two voices could be heard.

"When they opened the door, Lindsay was in a compromising position with the guy -- who's also at Cirque for drug rehab.

"He was a good looking bloke -- tall, with brown hair and quite muscular... just what Lindsay likes. Rumours spread like wildfire across the place that they'd been having sex.


Allegedly she's been throwing wobblies because she doesn't want to do chores and wants to resume the lifestyle to which she's grown accustomed. You know, letting guys use her for anal ringtoss and doing vast amounts of booger sugar. I hope that a vast amount of Tidy Bowl was used after that sexual transaction.




4 Comments

In other words, NOTHING'S changed.

August 29, 2007 6:20 PM

This must be a misunderstanding...isn't her dad visiting? it must have been him, he's tall with brown hair.

August 29, 2007 7:50 PM

I doubt the story is true unless the staff there are British. Who else says, "bloke?"

Persistant Cat you beat me to the punch. I guaran-damn-tee it that nobody and I mean nobody who lives in Utah would refer to someone as a "bloke."

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