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Crikey, there go 10 years of tantra build- up. Best go change me knickers.

August 31, 2007 3:39 PM

Stung.

August 31, 2007 3:39 PM

Not Botox - PARALOX!

"Blimey! This is definitely not like the lap dances I get in L.A! That IS a woman isn't it?!"

Sting's face recuperates after 6 hours of oral tantric sex with his wife.

"I have a small penis."

Yikes that tantric sex session wore me out

wow, I didn't know you could fit that there.

August 31, 2007 6:46 PM

That's the last time I shake hands with Britney..

August 31, 2007 10:48 PM

Why didn't someone tell me I married Trudie Styler?!?

September 1, 2007 3:27 AM

Listen to them, they're dying, R2. Curse my metal body. I wasn't fast enough. It's all my fault.

Bloody hell, Trudy! My penis is sticking out of your arse!

Bloody hell, Trudy! Is that a penis I see between your legs?

September 1, 2007 12:58 PM

"That is a shirt Britney, not a dress!!!"

September 1, 2007 2:55 PM

Oh dear lord! Tantric sex ISN'T pretty at our age.

Yeesh...my armpits really do reek.

He finally came.

"Wow, so that's what a career looks like after its died and rotted to nothing? Note to assistant, paint all mirrors black."

"Roxanne!?"

He just watched the Stern/Birkhead video

He just watched the Stern/Birkhead video

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