Jennifer Lopez's first husband, Ojani Noa, is learning the hard way that Jenny from the Block doesn't like to be f-d with. When Noa decided to publish a tell-all book about the international pop diva, Lopez slammed him with an injunction and a law suit. And now, a judge has upheld a ruling that JLO's ex violated a confidentiality agreement by attempting to have the book published, and has awarded Lopez $545,000 in regards to the suit. Noa tried to convince the judge that the book was actually about his life story and not as much about JLO, to which the judge was all, "Um, yeah. Sure." After Judge Solner denied Noa's request for more time so that he could find a lawyer--Noa's fourth chance to do so--Noa felt slighted.
"I think it's unfair, to be honest, your honor,'' Noa said in court."I'm sure you do,'' Solner replied.
That's right, Noa was talking to the court directly, because at one point, he thought it might be a good idea to represent himself. You know it was all People's Court up in there, with Noa at one point probably informing the judge passionately that "this whole damn court is out of order!" Meanwhile, you know JLO was all, "Please, I have highlights that were more difficult to get than winning this silly case. I am JLO. Don't cross me."
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Tanner says:
OMG, Lisa you kill me! LMAO, Highlihgts...
larry says:
That mother fucker got what he deserved.
Ken says:
I love this yummi ho.
Loveman says:
I bet the dude is wishing he wasn't suck a pussy, You don't mess with a hot piece of ass like j-lo
sasha says:
she did it who cares if it comes out.
Life says:
JLo has a new nose:)