Paris is set to star in a musical in London in which she'll play a chick in prison who hooks with another gal. The show is based on a popular Australian soap opera called "Prisoner: Cell Block H". The only way this can be any good is if she gets a broomstick attack in the laundry room. Can they craft a song about that?
Paris, who is said to have been keen to tread the boards in the West End for some time, is to star as an inmate in the production set in a women-only prison.It is believed her character will be involved in a lesbian romp.
The source added: "Paris is keen to stretch herself as an actress so she's happy to kiss another girl for the audience and actually thinks it'll be fun to play a lesbian. She'll also get to stretch her vocal chords and she loves that."
We know what she'll be stretching in London, and it ain't her vocal chords. I'd rather watch "Cats". I'd rather hold cats and rub them on my face. And I'm highly allergic. Seriously, actual London actors and singers should go on strike. I'd much rather watch a musical version of Paris being led away screaming and crying by the police in more of a docudrama musical. Do they make those?
More photos of a partying Paris are after the jump.
(Flynet)
Darth Paul says:
It's doomed to fail like pretty much every West End musical that stars an American. Sure, it may attract the Page 3 crowd for the first few days, but that's about it. What is it with her and failure?
(OMG, I'm super allergic to cats as well. All I can say is zyrtec.)
nat says:
this has to be from the Australian "New Weekly" magazine and it has to be completely false. they have the craziest stories.
Eyes of Green says:
Well, at least that stint in jail was good for something - role research!
Amo says:
"It's doomed to fail like pretty much every West End musical that stars an American. Sure, it may attract the Page 3 crowd for the first few days, but that's about it. What is it with her and failure?"
Well, presumbly the musical is "Bad Girls" which is already playing, so she'd be joining as a replacement...
LoRider says:
I can't believe Paris can stretch much more - god it's gotta be like sticking your unit into pudding as it is.
Wait, this isn't about that? Nevermind.
Ride Lo
Caliban says:
Prisoner Cell Block H used to be on channel 11 in America before cable came to town. It was a terrible show in the 70s and I can't believe it didn't go the way of the dodo.
g says:
Umm...to "star" - or even to APPEAR - in a musical you actually have to show up at the theatre on time, learn your lines and blocking, and work eight shows a week.
I sincerely doubt that Paris is willing to do that.
Alabama Cherry says:
Ohhh Paris, come to London and we will ALL show you our appreciation! The audience will crucify her. Brilliant.