Hepatitis C sufferers Tommy Lee and Kid Rock mixed it up at the VMA's. Apparently, Tommy was displeased because Kid was "ignoring him". How do you ignore him? He's dressed way too young and looks like a cracked-out Hot Topic employee. Plus he's got a 25 inch dick! This surely had something to do with their ex-wife Pamela Anderson. I'm not sure why seeing as she looks like some science experiment to build a better drag queen lately.
According to the AP, rap producer Rich Nice was an eyewitness. He says that although Kid Rock threw the only punch that landed, it was Tommy Lee who started the fight. "It looked like Tommy Lee initiated it because Kid Rock was ignoring him," said Nice, who was two tables away. "And Tommy Lee kind of antagonized him. And then when Tommy Lee stood up, it looked a little weird, like 'Yo, what?"'"When Tommy stands up is when Kid hit him the first time with a backhand," Nice continued. "And then Tommy Lee looked like he was trying to get at him to aggressively retaliate and then Kid Rock hits Tommy Lee again -- bong. And then security grabs Tommy Lee in a headlock and pulls him off."
Kid Rock was later cited for misdemeanor battery at his hotel room at 10 p.m. If Tommy Lee pressed those charges after starting shit, he is a sissy man. Tattoos and piercings and previous overdoses don't make you a badass. Rednecks will school you. They will put down their can of Bud and their corncob pipe, whoop your ass, and then sit back down and resume listening to Toby Keith. Respect.
(Reuters)
Kat says:
What a classy show. Hoods, gangstas, cretins, overweight teen queens and aging sex kittens. Poor MTV.
Didi says:
Some captions would help -- what exactly is going on? lol
nymphetomine says:
^^^ yeah, what the hell is happening & who started what?
Erin says:
HA! Oh J. Harvey, you called it. Respect indeed.
T-Bone says:
Aren't Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee like the oldest people AT the awards? Perhaps they should start acting like it. YUCK!
Suz says:
Don't mess with Kid Rock. He is from Detroit and even though he grew up in the 'burbs and not the ghetto he can still take care of himself and anyone who starts trouble with him.
Nanc' says:
Yeah, I'd bet on the "redneck" every..damn..time.
Anonymous 1981 says:
That's why I don't understand why Britney didn't come back on stage and slap Sarah Silverman upside the head with a can of red bull.
C. Baines says:
I bet that Kid Rock never thought in a million years before he was known he would be getting into a fight with Tommy Lee.
FreakyZ says:
The one person nastier than Criss Angel.... is sucked to his cheek.
marcinho says:
*DIES*@:
"Rednecks will school you. They will put down their can of Bud and their corncob pipe, whoop your ass, and then sit back down and resume listening to Toby Keith" (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
Too right! Brilliant!
Debbie says:
hahah losers.
Tommy Lee - he has the hot body, the unlimited amount of cash, the star status and the string of beautiful women at his disposal.
Don't hate him because he's perfect.