A Fan's Anguish

I don't have much to say about this other than this chick is my new favorite crazy. The way he screams "you bastards" made my year. The make-up, the hair, the crying. I don't know whether this is fake or not but I know I'm in love. Britney should hire this guy as her new assistant. True love.




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Wow. What. The. Fuck.

I don't think that is really a 'chick'

That's a boy named Chris Crocker. He's all over myspace with his homemade videos, which are usually pretty funny.

September 11, 2007 3:55 PM

Jesus, I was scared for a second. I thought he or it was gonna crawl out of the screen like that slightly stranger chick from the Ring.

September 11, 2007 3:58 PM

is the shit

I'm convinced s/he is not kidding. That is some serious shit, there.

Chris again. Freaking out again. This dude is some funny shit. I always anticipate what he is going to come up with next.

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! hahaaahhaha

A heartbreaking work of staggering genius. Did he record that in his fort made from mom's old blankets?

September 11, 2007 4:28 PM

This is too fucking funny. What a douche.

this is a guy who has a bunch of out there video rants.. some weirdo gay guy seeking attention.

Amy that was brillant! -mom's blankets..... Oh so funny. This Chris kid is so annoying and his videos are lame. Please don't post anymore of his silly attention starved rants.

Amy that was brillant! -mom's blankets..... Oh so funny. This Chris kid is so annoying and his videos are lame. Please don't post anymore of his silly attention starved rants.

I doubt that's real. Either way, it's creepy as hell. He really gets into it with the crying. Very disturbing.

he's good.

the next lonelygirl15?

September 11, 2007 5:07 PM

At the end he says "She is not well!!"

Ummm, talk about not being "well".

What would have been the icing on the cake is if he could done the whole "I'm sobbing so hard I can't catch my breath" routine. THAT would be something to see........

September 11, 2007 5:09 PM

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE....ladies and Gentlemen, we have a new ringtone.

Wow. Michael Jackson has never looked whiter.

From Seattle to Socialite Life:

Chis Cocker profile featured in The Stranger Seattle

You're in love?
Does Joey Fatone know about this?
You're gonna have some splainin' to do!
LOL!!

Damn, I didnt think it was possible but I have now seen a worse performance than the one Ms Spears gave. I mean come on, that dude needs a couple hundred more classes at the local communtiy rec center because the first 27 didnt work.

I'd fuck that crazy mother fucker...

i really feel for him; he's been bullied like, his whole life, so he can totally sympathize with her, and everything he says really comes from the heart.

oh my god grace you sad little girl

IT'S FAKE.
he does this for kicks because he thinks he's funny

Just, lol.

September 12, 2007 11:39 AM

that's some HEAVY DUTY mascara.
maybe it's Maybeline.

He looks sorta like Avril Lavigne or whatever her name is.

it's like he's channeling the Michael Jeter "homeless cabaret singer" from The Fisher King... "everything's coming up videos!"

probably has a dick up his ass- thats why he's crying

He kinda looks like Avril

Yep..it's a guy named Chris Crocker. He wins the Silii Dork award. Great honor by the way.

http://www.silii.com/silii-dork-award-goes-to-chris-tucker-leave-britney-spears-alone/

i have watched this 10 times. chris crocker is a star baby. fuck yeah

does this fool know everything Britney does is expressly for publicity? freak...

Wow. That was like a train wreck, but I couldn't look awak.

messed up thing is that this guy will probably get some show deal and become famous for this shit!!

http://www.spymac.com/details/?2243837

What a Freak!!!

Gas chamber. Now...I'd not have a modicum of compunction gassing this ho.

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