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Well, if you keep suffocating them under all those layers they're not going to be happy! Let those Olsen twins out to play! Charlize Theron has been quoted as saying that she's worried about the descent of her mammaries that will come as she ages. She's beautiful and talented and I think she'll be ok. Just buy one of those things that hikes them up to your chin and don't do any nude scenes past 50 and we're five-by-five.

"I'm 32 and as you get older you get wrinkles and your boobs sag. You get wisdom too, so it's not all bad. But you can't really do anything about ageing."

The South African star also revealed her body issues are putting her off motherhood.

She said: "Getting pregnant doesn't excite me, but having kids does. I know I'll be a mother one day.


Dude, you don't have to physically have the children. Just buy them! Don't you keep up with the trends? Angelina Jolie has "It's A Small World" running through her mansion. Do that! Or adopt some local ones who have crack parents and need good homes. You don't need to go through the terror of childbirth. You're rich!

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8 Comments

September 11, 2007 9:29 AM

You know the Indian names like Dances with Wolves, Stands With a Fist?

From now on, I will think of Charlize as Wise Old Lady of The Saggy Boobs.

September 11, 2007 9:35 AM

Oh for gods sake!! Spare me the whiny self-absorbed ego-trip! I had three kids and managed to stay trim! Guess how I did it? I exercised and ate right! Yeah, so your boobs sag a bit! For most of us we just buy a good bra. If Charlize Theron is so concerned with her mammories looking a bit droopy on screen, then she should just call her local plastic surgeon and get 'em lifted!
Pah-leeze!! And as far as aging is concerned? Get over it honey. Most of us don't look like you on a bad day!

Angelina Jolie has "It's A Small World" running through her mansion.
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J, this is why I love reading your posts. Every time I see a picture of Branjelina's personal Rainbow Coalition, that small world music plays in my head and I die a little inside.

Theron has no breasts.

KELLY MONACO OF GENERAL HOSPITAL IS A BITCH TO SOME OF HER CO-STARS AND SLEEPING AROUND ON HER BOYFRIEND.

If she's so worried about wrinkles, why doesn't she quit smoking?

September 11, 2007 5:04 PM

Does JANE DOE have Asperger's?

Dear Charlize Theron,

Shut the fuck up. Do you know how fucking retarded you sound?

Sincerely,
Z (not the ugly little Z of the JoliePitt freakshow)

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